Chapter 4
tuesday, 4:16pm
JUNIORS BABEY
spiderling: guys i had such a shit day today
harley davidson: wHO DO I HAVE TO FIGHT
arrow but better: i'm loading my quiver with my "i'll fuck u up" arrows rn
roma-no: hi peter ily do you need to talk?
spiderling: ly2 nat <33
big bird: peter that's shit, u wanna share with the class?
spiderling: well it's the anniversary of my uncle ben's death
spiderling: and that's always a hard day
metallica: oh pete :// im so sorry dude ily
witch bitch: im on my way pete i have cookies
harley davidson: im with wanda
spiderling: thanks guys
spiderling: yall are welcome to come btw we're gonna watch ratatouille because it's my comfort movie
big bird: IM IN I HEARD RATATOUILLE
metallica: well im w sam rn so guess im in too
metallica: kidding ratatouille slaps
spiderling: taste
metallica: i always watch ratatouille or up on bad days
metallica: esp when my arm is being a bitch and the phantom pains arrive to fuck up my day
arrow but better: :((
arrow but better: i cant come tonight i gotta work but if ur doing this again on saturday i can join
harley davidson: heck yeah
roma-no: are y'all going to peter's now?
metallica: yeah me and sam are walking now we'll be going by your house in like 10 mins
big bird: i'll text u natty
roma-no: thank you sammy
spiderling: hoW DO U GET TO CALL HIM SAMMY
spiderling: i once called him sammy at lunch and as a thanks he threw a muffin at my head
metallica: HAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS
metallica: THE ICING STUCK TO UR HEAD U LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT
big bird: natty gets to call me sammy because i get to call her natty
roma-no: ur argument is redundant wilson nearly everyone in this gc calls me natty
metallica: tooshay
arrow but better: its touche u moron
wednesday, 8:52pm
gay bitches assemble
harley davidson: have any of y'all ever watched community
tony stank: if anyone says no i'll come for u xoxo
roma-no: no xxx
s m a s h: i think i've watched like compilations of it on youtube i know donald glover is in it
s m a s h: he's so funny i would die for him
spiderling: fellas is it gay to read ur best bro the contents of a chemistry textbook and when he falls asleep cover him with a jacket and then get him a glass of water
spiderling: bonus points if u give your best bro a fond best bros look
harley davidson: they're gay. it's gay. g a y.
metallica: TROBED ARE GAY U CANT CHANGE MY MIND
spiderling: THANK U BUCKY YOU AND HARLEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH RIGHTS
harley davidson: y'all when we watched that scene u should have seen what peter did it was so sweet
witch bitch: s p i l l
harley davidson: he was lying on the couch with his head resting on my lap and after that clip ended he turned his face like into my chest and wrapped his arms around my waist and just held on. he's so soft pls i almost cried
roma-no: i was there i can confirm
roma-no: he's like a baby koala guys oh my g o d
roma-no: do u want to see (i have permission dw)
tony stank: Do U wAnT tO sEe
tony stank: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT
roma-no: here u go gays
roma-no: petersbeingsoftagain.jpg
big bird: oh my god my heART
metallica: yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
metallica: nat u r an icon thank u for giving the gays their rights
spiderling: nat threw the first brick at stonewall
roma-no: i can confirm
arrow but better: yall are so cute :')
spiderling: ty clint :))
spiderling: anyways gotta go nat wants to show us her fav ep of community apparently it's peak trobed content (me and harley have never seen it dont attack us)
tony stank: NATASHA ARE YOU SHOWING THEM EPIDEMIOLOGY
roma-no: YOU KNOW IT BABY
tony stank: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
metallica: THAT EPISODE GAVE ME MY RIGHTS
big bird: you should show them the episode that **** l**ves
big bird: so gay
tony stank: y e s
roma-no: don't u worry i have a wholeass list
harley davidson: if we don't get through them all today nat's making us watch them during our free periods at school
metallica: i mean we all have the same classes,,,,
metallica: do i smell a community rewatch
big bird: if we're doing a community rewatch im bringing the comfort food
roma-no: yes pls
spiderling: oh god im so ready but im also so not ready
big bird: yes