gay bitches assemble

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the gang are gearing up for their first day back at school after summer. chaos is inevitable.(completely out of canon - none of them have superpowers etc - so some of the characters might seem ooc, but this is just my take on them outwith canon!)
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usernames:steve: america's asstony: tony stankrhodey: roadiewanda: witch bitchsam: big birdpeter: spiderlingclint: arrow but betternatasha: roma-nothor: thunderstruckloki: lowkeyhela: hellcarol: og avengermaria: rambobruce: s m a s hmetallica: buckyharley: harley davidsonscott: ant boistephen: strange man
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Chapter 5

Harley walks into Peter's room, hair dishevelled, overnight bag slung over his shoulder, bags under his eyes bigger than usual. "May let me in," he mumbles, flopping onto Peter's bed. Peter is lying on his back with his headphones on, and is jostled when Harley bounces onto the mattress - but he isn't fazed. He simply pushes the headphones around his neck, sits up and opens his arms for Harley, who says nothing as he sheds his jacket and bag, kicks off his shoes and basically falls into Peter's arms, pressing a kiss to his hair as he goes.

"What's up?"

"Just feel like shit."

"Like, depressed? Or..." Harley hums, and it's Peter's turn to press a kiss to Harley's hair. He holds Harley tight, letting him card his fingers through Peter's unruly hair, rocking them ever so slightly. "Do you need anything from me?"

"Just need you here. Need you to hold me."

"Okay." Peter nods. Yeah, he can do that. He pushes Harley up for a second, who goes willingly, as he readjusts their position so he's lying on his back, and lets Harley situate himself. He rests his head on Peter's chest and rests his arm over his stomach.

"You got Disney+?"

"I have your sister's from the last time you logged in."

"Good enough. Can we watch Ratatouille?" Peter smiles lightly.

"Sure."

 

wednesday, 9:24pm

private messages between peter and carol

carol: hey spiderling

carol: harley's sister texted me to ask if he got to yours alright since he never texted her and she doesn't have your number. is he alright?

peter: hey carol

peter: he's okay! little bit depressed rn but we've dealt with this before. tell abby he's okay

peter: oh and can you give her my number please?

carol: yeah ofc :)

carol: i'm glad he's okay. are u alright?

peter: uh yeah i'm okay. it's hard to see him like this but I know if he's with me he's not gonna do anything stupid like suffer in silence

carol: aww cute

carol: but yeah I get what you mean, I always worry about maria when she gets depressed

carol: it's hard to just stand by and let them go through what they need to go through but sometimes that's all they need. just some warmth and reassurance

peter: yeah definitely

peter: he fell asleep like 10 mins after he got here but he asked me to put ratatouille on 

peter: to be fair i'd probably put it on anyways I needed an excuse to rewatch it

carol: lmao what a mood

carol: if he needs anything let me know and I'll go get it

peter: thanks carol ur the best <3

carol: u know it bb

carol: take care <3

peter: u2 xoxo

 

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friday, 10:13pm

gay bitches assemble

harley davidson: hi gang thanks for all the sweet messages and stuff, i'm still w peter and not out of the woods yet but I feel better than I did yesterday

witch bitch: glad to hear harls, ily

harley davidson: ily 2 wands

tony stank: I may or may not have ordered u guys pizza

tony stank: and it may or may not be on the way

tony stank: this is pure speculation and I can confirm nothing

roadie: he sent y'all hawaiian ur welcome

roma-no: I want hawaiian tony

roma-no: send me hawaiian

metallica: rt

big bird: rt

spiderling: thanks tony!! we just got it

roma-no: I'm on my way brb

spiderling: u wont succeed

roma-no: we'll see about that sweetie

harley davidson: tonyspizzabestpizza.png

harley davidson: imma eat then sleep bye ly all

big bird: love youuuuuuu

roma-no: byeee

witch bitch: enjoy ur pizza!!

roadie: <33

 

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friday, 10:40pm

private messages between wanda and natasha

wands: so uh

wands: I may have seen a Very Pretty Girl today

nat: OMG?!?!!?

nat: do tell

wands: uh well

wands: she works at the coffee shop next to the school

nat: wait do I work with her????

wands: um I don't think so

nat: who is it??????????????

wands: ...

wands: hi it's pietro wanda's too much of a pussy to tell u she has a crush on u bye love u nat

nat: wait u do

nat: oh thank fuck

nat: I've been crushing on you for the longest time I was so jealous 

wands: im back wHAT

wands: aNd YoU dIdNt TeLl mE?1?!/1!?

nat: I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT

wands: I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT

wands: oh my god we're disasters

nat: u right

nat: I'm lowkey shaking

wands: hi it's pietro again wanda's busy screaming

nat: awwwwwwwww

wands: ok I'm back

wands: so uh

wands: u wanna maybe go on a date some time

nat: are u kidding??? ofc???

nat: what did you have in mind

wands: there's this cool science museum thing I've been wanting to go to for ages...

nat: SAY NO MORE I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH ONE YOU'RE ON ABOUT 

nat: Y E S 

wands: omg okay!! I'll pick you up tomorrow, 3pm? and we can go get ice cream after?

nat: wanda maximoff you sure know how to treat a lady

wands: I aim to please

nat: I bet u do ;)

wands: oh my god

nat: it's a date <3

 

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