Chapter 2
monday, 6:55am
JUNIORS BABEY
Natasha Romanov has created a new group chat.
Natasha Romanov has added harley keener, peter parker, Clint Barton, bucky barnes, sam wilson, Steve Rogers, carol danvers, Maria Rambeau and Wanda Maximoff to the chat.
Natasha Romanov has changed the group chat name to JUNIORS BABEY.
Natasha Romanov has changed their username to roma-no.
roma-no has changed harley keener's username to harley davidson.
roma-no has changed peter parker's username to spiderling.
roma-no has changed Clint Barton's username to arrow but better.
roma-no has changed bucky barnes' username to metallica.
roma-no has changed sam wilson's username to big bird.
roma-no has changed Steve Rogers' username to america's ass.
roma-no has changed carol danvers' username to og avenger.
roma-no has changed Maria Rambeau's username to rambo.
roma-no has changed Wanda Maximoff's username to witch bitch.
roma-no: christ on a bicycle there's so many nicknames to remember
roma-no: hey clint when did u finish that reading
arrow but better: 4 fuckin hours ago i want death
spiderling: oh my god clint did u even sleep????
arrow but better: yeah i did don't worry peter :))
spiderling: okay :)
witch bitch: it's so earlyyyy
witch bitch: can i get a ride from someone my brother is taking my car today
harley davidson: how is pietro anyways?
witch bitch: he's really good!! he's moving into uni today :)
harley davidson: that's awesome! i'm so glad for him
metallica: it is the ass crack of morning why are y'all up
america's ass: school starts at 7.45am bucky why else would we be up
metallica: do what sam does and sleep til 7.30?? duh
spiderling: fair enough but he does live a 2 min walk away
spiderling: harley and i are on the bus rn we'll be at the school in about 20 mins
metallica: lmao yikes that's gotta suck
harley davidson: it sUCKS ASS
spiderling: he's literally lying on the chairs at the back with his head on my lap
witch bitch: pics or it didn't happen peter I need to see this
spiderling: harleysasleep.png
witch bitch: my heart grew 10000x bigger
roma-no: aWWW LOOK AT THE LIL BABY SLEEPING HE'S SO PRECIOUS
spiderling: ikr :")
arrow but better: i Did Not tear up u can't prove anything
metallica: I fucking did wtf peter this is the cutest shit I have ever seen
metallica: and sam wilson is my bf
america's ass: i cannot deal with so much gay in the morning
rambo: @og avenger should we gay it up
og avenger: maria light of my life, my sweet honey bunches, i would literally die for u
rambo: cryingcat.png
roma-no: ur just jealous steve
america's ass: yes i am what about it
america's ass: smh this is what i get for falling in love with a straight guy
harley davidson: rip
harley davidson: i am choosing not to comment on the picture peter sent because i am not opening myself up to a world of bullying
metallica: we would never
america's ass: i hate bullies so they'd get drop kicked
big bird: tea
witch bitch: dw harley u and peter are too pure
arrow but better: i second this i would die for u both
metallica: what about the rest of us
arrow but better: smh i guess
metallica: aw he cares
arrow but better: anyways
arrow but better: where tf is sam
metallica: sleeping probably
big bird: im right here smh
big bird: @witch bitch i can come pick u up? gotta take my sister to work and ur on the way
witch bitch: yes pls thank you sam ily
metallica: come get me pls
big bird: ofc ;)
roma-no: sam can u get me pls
big bird: yes but y'all better be paying me
witch bitch: i'll buy u a doughnut at lunch
big bird: DEAL
metallica: i'll pay u back in hugs and kisses
big bird: yes pls
america's ass: gross
roma-no: steve ur green-eyed monster is showing
america's ass: >:(
roma-no: i'll buy coffee for everyone
roma-no: tell me what u want and u can pay me later
roma-no: sam u get urs for free for giving me a ride <3
big bird: u are the only woman i'd go straight for ily
roma-no: ily2
metallica: EXCUSEZ MOI
big bird: i could never tho i love girls but not in that way
rambo: i love girls
witch bitch: rt
og avenger: rt
roma-no: rt
harley davidson: rt
spiderling: rt in spirit (i love girls but i am A Homosexual)
big bird: rt
arrow but better: rt
metallica: rt
roma-no: @arrow but better clint text me ur order pls im at the coffee shop
arrow but better: done
roma-no: thanks bb
arrow but better: u know it b <3
roma-no: ok i've got everyone's coffee orders sam u know where to get me
big brain:u got it, just picking up bucky then going to get wanda and dropping off sarah ill be 5(ish) mins
spiderling: harley and i are at the stairs next to the science block
spiderling: NVM WE SEE A TABLE IN THE JUNIOR AREA WE'RE GONNA TRY GET IT
big bird: GO GO GO GO
metallica: GO PETER SAVE THAT TABLE
arrow but better: PROTECT IT WITH UR LIFE
roma-no: DO NOT MOVE UNLESS SOMEONE IS DYING
spiderling: we have secured the table
harley davidson: peterontopoftable.png
harley davidson: y'all he's sitting cross-legged on top of the table is it obvious enough that this is our table now
rambo: yes
og avenger: obviously thank u petey xoxo
og avenger: maria im on my way for u see u soon
rambo: see u xxx
america's ass: clint are you still walking with me
arrow but better: i am indeed
arrow but better: in fact, i am outside ur door rn come get me
america's ass: omw
big bird: whipped
america's ass: lmao shut up
spiderling: see y'all when u get here!
monday, 08:21 am
gay bitches assemble
tony stank: i am Not Thriving
strange man: when are u ever
tony stank: omg.... did steven strange forget his grammar???
strange man: y'all are a bad influence
strange man: also *Stephen
tony stank: and he's back
ant boi: what's up tony??
thunderstruck: ^^
tony stank: i only got 2 hrs of sleep last night :(
lowkey: haha sucks to be u
tony stank: loki I will throw u off the balcony don't test me
lowkey: u don't have the strength ur too sleep-deprived
tony stank: i hate when you're right
s m a s h: it's your own fault for watching the entire harry potter series last night instead of sleeping
strange man: yikes tony u brought that on yourself
lowkey: why didn't u invite me stark i'd die for young tom riddle
thunderstruck: smh of course you would
lowkey: im going to ignore that thor
tony stank: i didn't invite you because somehow you have a regular sleep schedule??? idk her. but u would have fallen asleep during the prisoner of azkaban and u know it
lowkey: ... ok fair
metallica: i heard prisoner of azkaban and i have to jump in and say it's the best hp film don't @ me
big bird: YES
spiderling: THANK U BUCKY HARLEY DISAGREES WITH ME
witch bitch: well harley has no taste because u are right
harley davidson: idisagreebecauseurrong.png
harley davidson: the best hp film is obviously order of the phoenix
harley davidson: or philosopher's stone
metallica: NO
metallica: POA IS THE BEST BECAUSE SIRIUS IS HOT OK
spiderling: SHDFJGHJG YES
og avenger: i have no idea what's happening
rambo: me neither and at this point I'm too scared to ask
roma-no: poa is the best hp film and u can fight me
roma-no: well no u can't because a) I'd beat u and b) I'm fucking right
spiderling: Y E S
spiderling: is anyone in physics with fury next period if so pls sit next to me
tony stank: I am, thank god
tony stank: we can suffer together
metallica: me too guys
witch bitch: @tony stank @metallica thank FUCK im in that class too and I am terrible at physics y'all gotta help me
metallica: the only reason I passed physics last year is because of tony so now he's got two children to look after
spiderling: im good at physics but not tony good smh
tony stank: this is too much I'm gonna need some help @thunderstruck tell me ur still good at physics
thunderstruck: it's the only reason my grades were good enough to stay on the football team
tony stank: good u can help me shepherd the children
thunderstruck: smh fine
tony stank: where's steve he'd be offering to help me
roma-no: we're in english with coulson rn he's switched his phone off because he's actually paying attention
metallica: smh what a golden boy
roma-no: he told me to tell you that english is the only subject he cares about and all of y'all can get yeeted
roma-no: except peter
spiderling: awww steve my heart :)))
metallica: hEY
metallica: a whole lifetime of friendship and tHIS IS THE THANKS I GET
america's ass: i switched my phone on just to tell u that ur not that special.
metallica: words hurt :(
monday, 12:41 pm
private messages between bucky and sam
bucky: yo where are u
sam: im with wanda and nat, nat's buying my doughnut lmao
bucky: u better save some for me or i'll break up with u right here right now
sam: that's the funniest thing i've ever heard
sam: dw got u a doughnut too
sam: don't tell the others but wanda bought a massive box of doughnuts for everyone at our table
sam: she also bought enough for the others because tony has eyes like a hawk and will most likely drag them over
bucky: omg wanda is so precious i love her :")
sam: ikr
bucky: tell her i say thanks
sam: hey buck it's wanda! ily 2 ur the best
bucky: wanda i am gonna cry in the middle of the cafeteria
sam: do it bitch
bucky: and he's back
sam: lmao kidding ily we're just coming back to school now
bucky: ily too see u soon <3
monday, 12:49 pm
gay bitches assemble
tony stank: @witch bitch @big bird ARE THOSE KRISPY KREME DONUTS
thunderstruck: W H A T
america's ass: yes and y'all suck so u can't have any
metallica: shut up steve sharing is caring
witch bitch: exactly we bought enough for everyone come get y'all juice
hela: ON MY FUCKING WAY BITCHES
s m a s h: do not let tony take the last chocolate doughnut pls
tony stank: gasp how dare-
roadie: he would do it and bruce will kill him
thunderstruck: ^^
big bird: dw we planned ahead for that
s m a s h: thanks sam :)
big bird: no worries man