Chapter 1
sunday, 1:07pm
tony stark has added: Steve Rogers, James Rhodes, Wanda Maximoff, sam wilson, peter parker, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Thor Odinson, Loki Laufeyson, hela odinson, carol danvers, Maria Rambeau, Bruce Banner, bucky barnes, harley keener, scott lang and Dr Stephen Strange.
tony stark has changed their username to tony stank
tony stank has changed Dr Stephen Strange's username to strange man
tony stank has changed peter parker's username to spiderling
tony stank has changed James Rhodes' username to roadie
Natasha Romanov: tony i beg of u stop changing fucking usernames
tony stank: stfu romanov u love them
Natasha Romanov has changed their name to roma-no
tony stank: wow creative
spiderling: Hey guys!!!
roma-no: hey peter
tony stank: underoos!
strange man: Of course Tony has made a new group chat.
tony stank: what does that mean strange
strange man: Whatever you want it to mean, Stark.
spiderling: i-
tony stank: where the fuck is everyone i want attention
Steve Rogers: of course u do
scott lang: no one is shocked
roadie: as tony's bestest friend i can confirm
strange man: What can you confirm, James?
roadie: i- stephen it is A Figure Of Expression
strange man: yes I know
roadie: white men.
roma-no: tell me about it
sam wilson: literally
bucky barnes: oh thank god sam's here i was too scared to talk
bucky barnes: also peter hi peter
spiderling: hey!
strange man: im-
Steve Rogers: you guys hated peter last year @bucky barnes @sam wilson?????
tony stank: yeah literally
spiderling: no they didn't???
spiderling: we were literally friends???
bucky barnes: we just tease him because he's a baby
sam wilson: we literally sat at the same lunch table all of last year before nat invited us to sit with y'all
bucky barnes: ^^
spiderling: wow i can't believe they thought y'all hated me :(
bucky barnes: we could never
sam wilson: harley would kill us
harley keener: i was summoned
sam wilson: we were talking about how everyone thought we hated peter last year and i said you'd kill us if that was the case
harley keener has changed their username to harley davidson
harley davidson: ah yes. yes i would
spiderling: no u wouldn't
harley davidson: try me bitch
bucky barnes: he a little confused
sam wilson: but he got the spirit
tony stank: it's so cute that u guys are at that point in ur relationship where u finish each other's sentences
strange man: by cute u mean gross
roma-no: yes
Steve Rogers: yes
roadie: yes
sam wilson: no wtf
tony stank changed Steve Rogers' username to america's ass
america's ass: wow. what did i do to deserve this?
tony stank: the sarcasm smh
Loki Laufeyson has changed their username to lowkey
Thor Odinson has changed their username to thunderstruck
hela odinson has changed their username to hell
lowkey: this house is a fucking nightmare
hell: tea
bucky barnes has changed their username to metallica
bucky barnes has changed sam wilson's username to big bird
spiderling: HAHA BIG BIRD I LOVE IT
big bird: thanks i hate it
metallica: but u love me
big bird: sigh
spiderling: ...
roma-no: .....
tony stank: ........
metallica: what does that mean
big bird: what does that mean
big bird: galaxy brain
america's ass: u guys r gross
tony stank: where the fuck is everyone else srsly i have an announcement
strange man: They probably saw that they had been added to this chat and muted it immediately.
lowkey: don't blame them
hell: I did that too
thunderstruck: so why are u answering thot
hell: sigh
tony stank: @Wanda Maximoff @Clint Barton @carol danvers @Maria Rambeau @Bruce Banner @scott lang where u at
Wanda Maximoff has changed their username to witch bitch
carol danvers has changed their username to og avenger
Maria Rambeau has changed their username to rambo
rambo: y'all talk too much i was bUSY
og avenger: with me ;)
spiderling: NOOOO I AM AN INNOCENT CHILD MY E Y E S
rambo: cAROL
america's ass: wtf is happening
og avenger: am i wrong
rambo: well no-
roma-no: get some queens
og avenger: ;)
scott lang has changed their username to ant boi
ant boi: i'm here what do u want
Bruce Banner has changed their username to s m a s h
s m a s h: what do u want tony i am this close to coming to your house and throwing a brick in ur face
roma-no: I'll help pls let me help
strange man: Me too.
tony stank: I NEED EVERYONE ELSE HERE FFS
tony stank: why does whatsapp not have the @everyone feature that discord has
tony stank: oh my god why didn't i make this gc on discord
tony stank: maybe i should
ant boi: nO DON'T
og avenger: pls no i cannot take this anymore
hell: tony don't u fucking dare i'll break ur science project again
tony stank: fuck u hela >:(
lowkey: N O
thunderstruck: N O
tony stank: @Wanda Maximoff @Clint Barton get ur ass in here
witch bitch: right fine im here clint answer him so he can make his announcement
Clint Barton has changed their username to arrow but better
arrow but better: are y'all kidding me
arrow but better: 80+ missed messages
tony stank: would have been more if you'd fucking answered me when I made the gc smh
tony stank: fake friends
roadie: what am i trash
tony stank: yes dear ;)
roma-no: the audacity of this bitch
metallica: tony what's ur fuckin announcement
big bird: the tension is killing me
tony stank has changed the group name to gay bitches assemble
tony stank: there
og avenger: eye-
witch bitch: was that the announcement
spiderling: seriously
metallica: we waited all that time
big bird: ???
metallica: for that?!?!?!!?!!!!
ant boi: so anyways who's ready for school tomorrow???
roma-no: fuck i had reading to do
arrow but better: s h i t me too
spiderling: right i gotta mute this i'm going to work now bye guys!!
roma-no: me too i gotta do that reading f in the chat for me and clint
arrow but better: f
harley davidson: ffffff
harley davidson: bye pete
roma-no: have fun spider boi text me later
big bird: ^^
metallica: ^^^^
metallica: see u spiderling
spiderling: bye buckaroo
spiderling: will do guys byeeee
tony stank: go underoos!
spiderling: !!!