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Chat 2

Peter Parker has been added to Losers Chat

rememberimthecaptain: there I invited him happy?

Speedyboi: yes

abelincoln: no

Peter Parker: :(

Peter Parker changed to imsadnow

rememberimthecaptain: aww peter dont be sad

imsadnow: no

imsadnow: abes being mean

abelincoln: hell ya i am

Speedyboi: aww peteys gonna cry

imsadnow: i might

rememberimthecaptain: abe apologize before i kick your out

cindybear: oh no she didn't

rememberimthecaptain: oh yes i did

abelincoln: sccrrrreeeeeeeee

abelincoln: this ain't fair

imsadnow: honk

abelincoln: try me bitch

imsadnow: :(

rememberimthecaptain: appologize

abelincoln: sorry petey

imsadnow: you better be

abelincoln: you son of a gun

cindybear: wow

cindybear: you all are so childish

imsadnow: rood >:l

Sallister: Honestly you guys are all childish

Speedyboi: What! I'm mature

imsadnow: eforwghoijfe

rememberimthecaptain: yeah not sure thats accurate

imsadnow: wait can i invite Ned?

rememberimthecaptain: sure why not

Peter Parker added Natasha Romanov to Losers Chat

imsadnow: OH SHIt

Natasha Romanov: Hey Peter

imsadnow: fuck my life

Natasha Romanov: language

rememberimthecaptain: lol who is this

Natasha Romanov: yall can't read

imsadnow: NAT PLEASE LEAVE

Speedyboi: I can read!

Natasha Romanov: rood

Natasha Romanov: Invites me then tells me to leave

rememberimthecaptain: but who is this really

Natasha Romanov: I swear to god

Natasha Romanov: I'll let you guys figure it out

imsadnow: KILLL ME NOW

Natasha Romanov: on my way

imsadnow: FUCK

cindybear: idek what happened

rememberimthecaptain: who the heck is Natasha Romanov

Speedyboi: idk

abelincoln: is peter dead yet

imsadnow: ABGN CFCFGHHJMHBMBGV

imsadnow: help

abelincoln: honk

imsadnow: screw u

cindybear: JDEIDHEDHF

cindybear: DUDE PETER JUST RAN BY MY HOUSE SCREAMING

cindybear: who's that red head chasing you

imsadnow: HELP

Natasha Romanov: why are you so fast

Natasha Romanov: Imma need some help

Natasha Romanov invited Tony Stark, Steve Rodgers, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Shuri, Peter Quill, Gamora, Clint Barton, and Carol Danvers to the Losers chat

Natasha Romanov: welcome friends

Tony Stark: what even is this

Bruce Banner: this is stupid

Shuri: OH IS THIS PETER'S ACADEC CHAT!

imsadnow: HELP SHURI eihuwieufhwkefg

Shuri: on my way

Tony Stark: NO

Clint Barton: so what is it you need

Natasha Romanov: Peter is running from me

Tony Stark: WAIT PETER

Tony Stark: YOU HAVEN'T TOLD US WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT GIRL

imsadnow: OH MY GAWD SHUT UP

Steve Rodgers: That's not how you talk to you superiors Pete

Shuri: Try me bitch

imsadnow: Okay Boomer

Shuri: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIITTTTTT

imsadnow: screeeeeeeeeee

Speedyboi: Peter who are your friends, stop roleplaying

rememberimthecaptain: i dont even know whats happening

Peter Quill: why the hell did you invite us space bois

Gamora: and girls

Peter Quill: and girls

Peter Quill: We're in space right now

Thor Odinson: JOIN US GUARDIANS AS WE HUNT FOR YOUNG PETER

Tony Stark: fucking christ

Natasha Romanov: That's a bad language word

Steve Rodgers: Jesus christ

imsadnow: our lord and savior

Steve Rodgers: you are annoying

Tony Stark: so are you capsicle

Thor Odinson: WHAT IS ROLEPLAYING

Shuri changed to memeqwueen

Shuri changed Thor Odinson to Thot Odinson

imsadnow: ueirfbeknjek9uifew

imsadnow: LMAOO

Steve Rodgers: What is a thot?

Thot Odinson: what have you named me midguardian

Shuri: It is the name of a warrior

Tony Stark: Don't tell him that!

Thot Odinson: I AM A THOT

Speedyboi: I am so confused

rememberimthecaptain: I think they might be the real deal

Speedyboi: as if

abelincoln: OMg if they are!

Speedyboi: yes because parker knows the avengers

imsadnow: screeeeeeeeeeeee

Carol Danvers: honk

imsadnow: AUNT CAROL!

Carol Danvers: hey stickyboi

imsadnow: sbhhhhhhhhh

abelincoln: ?

rememberimthecaptain: you guys should get back to chasing peter

imsadnow: MJ WHAT THE FUCK

Clint Barton: language

memeqwueen: lanuguage

Tony Stark: language

imsadnow: fuck off

Tony Stark: PETER

imsadnow: wot

Tony Stark: did you get laid or not

imsadnow: WHAT THE HELL EEWWWWW

abelincoln: what wot

rememberimthecaptain: f off

abelincoln: what are you and Mj....

imsadnow: you finish that sentence and I end you

Carol Danvers: Wait... Parker are you being a responsible teen

imsadnow: I swear to god

rememberimthecaptain: where did you even hear that

memeqwueen: me!

imsadnow: iT WAS YOU!

Carol Danvers: LMAO

Gamora: I'm so confused

Peter Quill: DO NOT INVITE DRAX

Gamora: why

Peter Quill: He's like a living breathing Sex-Ed teacher

Gamora: That makes no sense

Peter Quill: trust me you do not want to invite him... we were coming back from Nanthel and he just kept going on and on about everything

memeqwueen: like what

Gamora: Peter don't

Peter Quill: .....

Tony Stark: wait who's @rememeberimthecaptain
rememberimthecaptain: no one

Tony Stark: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOI

Speedyboi: what is even happening right now

Natasha Romanov: I ALMOST GOT Him

imsadnow: iefuhfufhfjfnjrrkjnrgiorj

Steve Rodgers: lol its on the news now

Speedyboi: Avengers chase teenager..... WAIT FOR REAL!

Natasha Romanov: for an Acadec team yall are just dumb

Speedyboi: rood

abelincoln: this is CRAZY

Carol Danvers: honk

Bruce Banner: shut up Carol

Carol Danvers: GOT PETER

imsadnow: PUT ME DOWN

Carol Danvers: no

imsadnow: SCREEEEEEEEE

Carol Danvers: SHUT UP

Carol Danvers: I AM NOT KIDNAPPING YOU

Steve Rodgers: Headline changed.... Avengers kidnap teenager damnit Carol

Carol Danvers: fuck you steve

imsadnow: YOINK

Carol Danvers: damnit I lost him

Steve Rodgers: How

Carol Danvers: he used his sticky hands

imsadnow: CAROL

Tony Stark: CAROL SHUTUP

rememberimthecaptain: I KNEW IT

abelincoln: knew what?

Speedyboi: knew what

rememberimthecaptain: nothing

Natasha Romanov: so he got away?

Bruce Banner: damnit Carol

Carol Danvers: I get to much hate in this world

Clint Barton: I got him.... YOU bETER RUN PETER

imsadnow: fock

Tony Stark: YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION, DID YOU HEAR ME BOI

imsadnow: I heard your question, but since its a dumbass question I've elected to ignore it

Tony Stark: .........

Tony Stark: stay away from the pirate

Carol Danvers: how dare

Tony Stark: Oh shit

imsadnow: oh you done bad

Natasha Romanov: go get that son of a bitch Carol

Tony Stark: Don't encourage this

Natasha Romanov: why not

Tony Stark: she's gonna murder me

Carol Danvers: IM COMING FOR YOU TIn CAn

imsadnow: You better run

Tony Stark: you better stop

imsadnow: no

Steve Rodgers: The headline changed... Meteor to hit Avengers Compound

Clint Barton: I'll go tell them it's Carol

Speedyboi: No FUCKIN Way

rememberimthecaptain: kill him

imsadnow: yes

Carol Danvers: Hello There

Tony Stark: General Kenobi

imsadnow: NO HE DIDN'T

Tony Stark: I find your lack of faith disturbing

imsadnow: stop

Tony Stark: no

imsadnow: Imma throw this chickenstrip at your face

memeqwueen: FUC YO CHICKEN STRIPS

imsadnow: I WILL MURDER YOU SHURI

Steve Rodgers: New Headline.... Teenager attacks Princess of Wakanda over a chicken strip

Bruce Banner: what in the world

Speedyboi: Holy Shit Peter stop

imsadnow: SHE INSULTED MY CHICKEN STRIPS

memeqwueen: pinned ya

imsadnow: STOP QUOTING LION KING

memeqwueen: fuck off

Tony Stark: help

Natasha Romanv: how about

Natasha Romanv: no

Natasha Romanov added Nick Fury to Losers Chat

Nick Fury: what is this

Carol Danvers: THIS TIN CAN ASSHOLE INSULTED YOU

Nick Fury: Thats a problem

imsadnow: uh oh

Clint Barton: I like trainnssss

Tony Stark: Clint's high again

Thot Odinson: WHAT IS A HIGH

Nick Fury: your not from earth are you

Thot Odinson: I AM A THOT

imsadnow: iheuehrekjfw

memeqwueen: jwdhewjwefuhe

Nick Fury: what?

Thot Odinson: I AM A THOT

Tony Stark: Jesus christ

imsadnow: Our lord and savior

Tony Stark: Shut up

rememberimthecaptain: don't tell Peter to shut up

Tony Stark: sooooo

Tony Stark: your Peters girlfriend?

rememberimthecaptain: No I'm Beyonce

Carol Danvers: STARK

Tony Stark: brb

Steve Rodgers: what is a brb

memeqwueen: ehdroufhu

imsadnow: It means butts r big

Steve Rodgers: TONY

memeqwueen: ehwefrfhrgk

imsadnow: shhhhhhhhh

Peter Quill: imma leave now.... this is an earth problem

Gamora: yeah me too

Tony Stark: USE PROTECTION

memeqwueen: jrhknejnktw

Peter Quill: nvm gnna come and kill Tony

Gamora: yeah me too

Tony Stark: well shit

imsadnow: your screwed

Tony Stark: no you screwed, this girl better not be pregnant

memeqwueen: efhirulfhiejrhfrgjrgjbtegjbegtetgwwefwer

imsadnow: WHAT THE HELL TONY

Steve Rodgers: Eww

rememberimthecaptain: well i am sooo

memeqwueen: eihfq3iurgheruhg3gi;3jhgejgknerjkgbe

Tony Stark: WOT

Thot Odinson: I AM A THOT

Natasha Romanov: SHUT UP THOR

Tony Stark: PETER

imsadnow: she's lying

rememberimthecaptain: true but it was funny

imsadnow: I'm done

Clint Barton: NO YOU AIN'T Im STILL COMING FOR YA

imsadnow: SCRREEEEEEEEE

Clint Barton: got eem

imsadnow: fuck off clint

Clint Barton: no

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