Well Great
"No, Mr. Stark I don't want to go" Peter whined, glaring at the keys Tony dangled in front of him, They were in the lobby, Happy waiting patiently outside, it was late, probably 9, the sky was dark, rain softly pattered at the glass windows. Peter was in his Iron Spider suit, it's red and gold flashed under the light of the lobby.
"Well you are" Tony replied simply, turning to pull on an overcoat, Peter groaned loudly behind him, grinning Tony walked over to the exit, Peter scuffing his feet on the shiny tile floor behind him, "Jeez kid, actually show some enthusiasm, it's not every day you get to go grocery shopping with Ironman" of course he had to do this, it sucked like a lot, they were, of course, shopping for the Avengers, Peter hadn't even known this was a thing but apparently Clint had been grocery shopping for everyone, until this month. Because now it was Tony's turn.
"This is your job, not mine!" Peter crossed his arms, giving his mentor a cold glare "Why can't you just ask FRIDAY to order this shit?"
"Language, and no, where's the fun in that?" Tony looked like a giddy man-child. His eyes looked mischievous as he flashed Peter his award-winning smile before pulling the kid into a side hug "Let's not keep Happy waiting."
(Time Skip)
They were dropped off at the nearest Kroger, Tony's grocery store, or whatever, of course as soon as they walked in, everyone checking out went silent, Peter rolled his eyes and grabbed a cart, He could hear everyone whispering to themselves, he could of course hear them all.
"Do you think we could get a picture?"
"What are they doing here"
"WHAT! nooo I'm not asking Spiderman if he can sign my butt, you fricking weirdo"
"OMG!!!!!!!!"
Peter tuned out the crowd and returned to Tony with the cart, "we need disguises" He muttered/groaned, Peter wasn't used to the attention, and Tony, of course, being followed around ever since he was born, he was used to it. He pulled his suit closer to himself, giving the people a cheery wave before pulling Peter into an empty aisle, or the chip aisle.
"Okay here's your list," Tony pulled out a reasonably sized list, handing it to him, Peter could see the names next to the items, that each person wanted. "And I have my own" Peter gaped, but inwardly grinned seeing that his list was shorter than Tony's. "Go grab all that stuff, and then join me in aisle 19 he pointed to the back of the store where in flashy black letters was the number 19.
"Okay got it," Tony gave him a nod before walking off "And may the best Shopper win" Peter called after him, Tony froze, turning his head ever so slightly to face Peter's, a devious grin plastered on his face.
"Oh it's on"
(Somewhere in Security, Idk how stores' work)
"Holy shit, get ready for the greatest face-off in history," Todd told the rest of his buds, they all sat behind computer screens monitoring the security cams, this was a going to be interesting. "Seems like Spiderman and Ironman are going against each other. Everyone place bets and we can begin"
"20$ Spiderman"
"40$ Ironman please"
Bets were placed, Security cams watched, everyone didn't dare breathe, or even blink for that matter. This was too important, "Now remember, whoever reaches aisle 19 is declared the winner" Todd reminded "I personally think Mr. Spider is gonna make it there first but you never know, Jason you recording this?"
"Yep, all set"
"Good, let the games begin"
(Back to the Store)
Peter raced aisle after aisle, the only rule was to keep that carts with you at all times so that made ceilings out, bummer. He was about 1/4 through the list, he had already gotten
Thor's toothpaste
A Toaster (Thor keeps breaking them)
A Blender (Thor keeps breaking them)
A Coffee Maker (Thor keeps breaking them)
Poptarts
Bucky's knives
Nat's knives
Wade's knives
Loki's knives
Clint's knives
Pepper's kitchen knives
Just alot of knives, so now that people were staring at him, he had like 30 knives in his cart, so yeah the Spiderman is insane but whatever. He was going fast, didn't even stop for photos, or autographs. Using webs to grab stuff as he went along, he was doing good. about 2/4's in right now
Shuri's book on Vines (Peter got two, one for himself)
Popcorn
Bruce's acne cream
Peter's headphones
A new backpack
Poptarts
A Star Wars Poster
Peter was doing good, he stopped as he turned a corner, jumping into the ice cream aisle, literally grabbing all the flavors, before turning back to grab another cart when something stopped him.
"Hey, can I get a photo" Peter would normally decline, but he felt it was only fair to let Mr. Stark catch, he turned around and froze. UH UH NO WAY It was of course Flash, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, "Spiderman?"
"Umm yeah I'm kinda in a situation here, maybe later" Peter said sheepishly scratched the back of his neck, he an out before anyone could stop him, sighing in relief he continued gathering the stuff they needed.
Plant feritlizer for Groot
Records for Peter #2
Shampoo
Soap
Art Supplies for Steve
Rust Spray for Bucky
Dog Collar for Ta'Challa (He got another panther)
Sand for Scott
Stuffed Bear for Morgan
Paprikash for Wanda
Book on Human Behaviors for Vision
He was almost done....
(Somewhere in Security)
"Looks like Spiderman is doing great, Ironman close behind, man this will be close" Todd was excited, who cared about the other shoppers, they were to busy looking at the speed war going on between the heroes to actually steal shit. he looked back at the gang to find them all sitting on the edge of their seats, eyes trained on the security screen, Jason holding the camera.
"C'mon Stark"
"Spiderman will win this, I just know it"
(Back in the store)
Toilet paper
Hand sanitizer
And Peter was done, sure he had 4 carts but with webbing, he was able to attach them all to himself, all the carts in a straight line as he sprinted straight for aisle 19, the black numbers glinting. Peter could hear panting and he turned, seeing Tony emerge with a bunch of his suits pushing carts behind him, Peter felt bad for taking the shorter list, there were 7 carts of everything everyone needed, Peter shuddered imagining Clint doing this all by himself. He sprinted straight over to aisle 19 and stopped at the line, if Tony were to pay for all this then Tony would win this.
Peter stopped and stood at the entrance to the aisle waiting for Tony to catch up, His mentor gave him a confused look before he crossed the line. "YESSSSSSSs" Peter shook his hand, was it just him or were there people yelling at something in the background. shrugging it off he crossed the line and smiled
"Good job Mr. Stark"
"Your the best kid"
"I know"