A test to watch out for.
“Momma! Hana stole my 2DS again!”
“Because your Pokémon suck!”
“You just want to only use water ones!”
As weird as it sounded, Nao was glad that even after so many years, her children were bickering about something as minor as a video game. Being a single mother was never easy and being a walking corpse apparently called Kurogiri made it harder. So she slightly enjoyed the normal argument between siblings. Still, she had to dissolve the situation before the decay would literally spread.
“Alright, you two. What seems to be the problem?” The Nomu sighed with a tired smile as she used Warp gate to separate her two babies…yes, they were sixteen and fifteen but they’ll always stay her babies.
“Hana stole my game and switched out all my Pokémon with her water-obsession!”
“Water types are so much better than your stupid team!”
“It’s important to have a balanced team!”
“Children, children, let’s calm down. When I bought you two that game, you promised you would share it without arguing, remember that?”
“..*sigh* Yes, momma.” The siblings sighed in unison.
“And what are you doing right now?”
"… Arguing.” Once again, Hana and Tenko mumbled their answer in unison.
“And what did we agree on when you two began arguing about your games?” Nao asked as she held out her misty hand, waiting for Tenko to place the 2DS in it. “Good. Now come, master wants to talk with us.” Nao said as she moved her misty hair over her face until only her brown eyes were visible.
“Sensei, who are those two?” Hana asked as on one of the chairs in the bar Tenko, Hana and Nao were kept in for years, sat a boy a bit younger than Tenko with black hair and a pair of bloodshot eyes both in his eye sockets and floating beside him. A bit further, a blonde girl with bat wings squatted on the counter.
“These two are Himiko Toga and Nekiru Kayama, they will be your first followers.” All For One said from behind his computer screen. “I’ve asked my dear friend to summon them because it’s time for your first big mission. You four will infiltrate UA’s hero course to kill All Might, who is a teacher to look for a protege there.” The demon lord said before going radio silent again.
“…So why did you two join the villain side?” Hana asked after an awkward silence.
“Revenge scheme.” “My old parents abandoned me because everyone thinks I’ve a villain quirk.” Nekiru and Himiko answered respectively.
“…Neat.” Tenko said back. “Me, Hana and momma are indebted to Sensei because nobody in our society would save us. Instead waiting for the heroes to do all the work.”
“…Neat.” Himiko said back. “…Do you guys want to..do something?”
“….Sure…Would we go to the cinema or something?” Hana asked awkwardly as the other three nodded with equal awkwardness.
Meanwhile Nao watched with a bright smile, immensely happy that her babies were making friends.
“Are you guys nervous as well?” Himiko asked as she, Tenko, Hana and Nekiru sat in the train to ride towards UA.
“Of course, we’re nervous. They say that getting into UA is one of the hardest things ever.” Hana groaned. "Let's just hope that the entrance exam might be something we’re good at.”
“So murdering people in horrible fashions.” Tenko, Nekiru and Himiko said in unison, causing the fourth member of their group to sigh.
“We’re doomed.”
Skip to the train ride back to the bar.
“That was..really easy.” Tenko mumbled.
“Guess the exam was really overhyped.” Hana sighed with relief.
“We aced that test.” Himiko snickered as she pumped her wings in the air with excitement.
“Speak for yourselves, you jerks. I think I failed hard.” Nekiru grumbled, earning him a pat on the back from Hana.
Despite Nekiru’s worries, the quartet earned their places in UA’s hero course. So now, they were on their way to the classroom of 1A.
“Remove your feet from that desk right now!”
“Don’t tell me what to do, Four eyes!”
“Great. We’re here for seven seconds and I already want to commit manslaughter.” Tenko grumbled as he watched some blonde brat mocking a stuck-up blue haired guy. “*sigh* And he’s coming this way.”
“You four, I don’t believe we met before. I am Tenya Iida and I hope we can all uphold UA’s high standards.” Tenya said sternly.
“…Nekiru, see if this guy really has a stick up his ass.”
“I don’t want to look at some random guy’s ass. Do it yourself, Tenko.”
“Alright gang, calm down.” Hana, being the voice of reason, sighed. “Hey, I’m Hana Shimura, the one with the eyes is Nekiru Kayama, the bat girl is Himiko Toga and that freak of nature is my brother Tenko.”
“I do my best.” Tenko added, only for Tenya to scowl at him. But before the engine student could go on another tangent, someone spoke up.
“Don’t worry, Shimura. I’m an even bigger freak so you don’t have to worry about being looked down upon.” A green haired boy with freckles sighed with a tired voice.
“….I can already see us getting along.” Tenko mumbled as he was about to swing his arm around Izuku’s neck, only for Nekiru to tap his shoulder. “What is it?”
“Someone dropped a corpse behind us.” The multiple eyed boy pointed out as they all looked at the doorway, where a yellow sleeping bag laid.
“If you’re here to make friends, leave right now.” The ‘alive’ corpse grumbled as he got out of his sleeping bag. “Unlike what limelight heroes may let you think, true heroism isn’t about making friends or being popular.”
“…Hey you with the scales!” Tenko yelled all of a sudden as a reptilian boy turned to him. “What’s your name?”
“Shuichi Iguchi.”
“Ya like video games?”
“I love video games.”
“Good. Join my party. You seem strong and we sorely lack power-types.” Tenko said before turning back to the ‘corpse’. “Look, I made a friend and will be a hero. So who are you to act so all knowing.”
“I’m your homeroom teacher. You will call me Mr. Aizawa.”
“….In his defense, you don’t exactly look like a pro hero. You look more like a corpse.” Himiko snickered.
“I advise you two to reconsider your attitudes before I expel you two.”
“…There are even flies flying around your head.” Nekiru stated matter of fact as Shuichi sniffed before visibly recoiling at the smell Aizawa gave off.
“Put on your gym uniforms and meet me outside.” The teacher grumbled as he put twenty UA gym uniforms on Izuku’s desk before leaving the classroom.
“…We’re doomed, aren’t we?” Hana mumbled as Tenko, Himiko, Nekiru, and the new party member Shuichi nodded in agreement.
“Alright you brats, we’re going to have eight physical tests to check your potential.” Eraserhead growled before throwing a softball at Nekiru. “You had the highest score on the entrance exam. What was your furthest throw in middle school?”
“I was homeschooled.”
“…Just throw the ball. Do whatever you want, just don’t leave the ring.” The teacher growled.
“Do my eyes count?”
“Just do something or I’ll expel you.”
“Okay, okay, let’s give it a try.” The multiple eyed student groaned as he threw the ball not that far, sending one of his eyes towards before activating his quirk. He widened his eyes as they lit up blue and his black hair went up, right before purple gas emitted from his body and flew towards his floating eye, causing the gas to blow the ball further towards the other eye, still followed by the stream of gas. After ‘passing’ between floating eyeballs for three times, the gas disappeared as Nekiru was forced to close his eyes.
“Kayama, are you alright? You seem to be crying.” Shuichi asked as the boy wiped away his tears. All the while keeping one eye on Eraserhead to see his slightly panicked expression before giving him his high score.
“Don’t worry, my eyes just get irritated if I use my quirk.”
“How the hell did you pass the exam with such a shitty side effect? Let alone beat me.” The rude blonde from earlier growled.
“I spent the whole exam saving nimrods from getting crushed by those robots. That blonde with the douchebag hair over there, I pulled him out of the way of falling scrap metal seven times. So I earned a lot of hero points.” Nekiru pointed out while pointing at Kaminari.
“Stop wasting time. Shimura, you're up.” Eraserhead ordered with his usual snappy tone.
“Which one?” The siblings asked with a smirk, knowing that it pissed off their teacher.
“The boy one. Now throw it or,”
“You’ll expel us, we know.” Tenko sighed before putting on a pair of artist gloves Nao had given him. “Time to beat your record, Blinky.” He said before throwing the ball far…only for a little corgi to catch the ball before returning it to Tenko. “Mon? What are you doing here?”
“*bark*!” The little dog barked happily as he gave the ball back while wagging.
“Hey sweetheart, you and Hana forgot your lunches so I thought I would drop them off. But then this nice stoat said he would take me to give it personally.” The mother said cheerfully while a white mammal in a suit and a scar over his eye sat on her shoulder.
Himiko thought he looked delicious.
“Principal, I’m in the middle of my quirk assessment test.” Eraserhead growled. Tenko meanwhile used this distraction to throw the ball before ordering Mon to grab it and carry it further than Nekiru’s record.
“I threw the ball, teach.” He said as his teacher was none the wiser to his cheating.
“I see you have your hands full, Eraserhead. Good luck, students.” Nezu said with an ominous smile before turning to Nao. “Miss Shimura, could I speak to you in my office? I have a proposition for you.” The principal said as he, Nao and Mon went back inside.
“…Wait, that’s your mom?” Denki asked all of a sudden. “Damn she’s a milf.”
After looking at him for a couple tense seconds, Hana whipped him across the face with a Liquidated arm.
“Quiet down, brats. Let’s get this over with and see who has the lowest score.” Eraserhead sighed as he pressed a button in his device to activate a hologram that showed the results.
- Shoto Todoroki
- Momo Yaoyorozu
- Katsuki Bakugou
- Tenya Iida
- Kai Chisaki
- Hana Shimura
- Himiko Toga
- Nekiru Kayama
- Camie Utsushimi
- Mina Ashido
- Izuku Midoriya
- Shuichi Iguchi
- Ochaco Uraraka
- Tsuyu Asui
- Eijiro Kirishima
- Denki Kaminari
- Kyoka Jirou
- Toru Hagakure
- Minoru Mineta
- Tenko Shimura
“Okay Shimura, pack your stuff.” Eraserhead ordered..but Tenko wasn’t convinced.
“Every test, I beat like half the class.” The black haired boy stated matter of factly. At the same time, Hana told Nekiru to use his extra eyes to look at the results behind Eraserhead’s back.
“Are you implying that I made a mistake? I could expel you just for that.”
“But could you be fired for doctoring test results?” Nekiru pointed out with a smirk before pointing behind the hero, drawing attention to the floating eye. “Doing the quick math, Tenko should actually be eighth..which means he did better than me..Also pink girl, girl with ponytail, the purple leprechaun with the ballsack for a head is making grabby hands at your butts.”
While Mina and Momo were more occupied by Mineta, the rest of the class turned towards their teacher.
“Mr Aizawa, why would you sabotage Shimura’s scores? That doesn’t sound like it’s up to UA’s high standard.” Iida scolded their teacher, who looked ready to expel the whole class…so he tried to do so.
“That’s it. All of you are expe-” “Oh Sho, how are the little fledglings doing?” Out of seemingly nowhere, the 18+ heroine streaked towards Eraserhead before hugging him from behind.
“*sigh* They have no potential, Nemuri.”
“And you tried to expel Tenko despite having a very high placement.” Himiko pointed out with a pout. “If not for Nekiru, he would have gotten away with it.”
“If not for us meddling kids.” Hana added while grinning.
“*sigh* Alright you kids, you all pass and none of you are expelled. Just go back to your classroom and I'll inform you all what you missed at orientation, where you kids were supposed to be.” Midnight said, being extra passive aggressively towards Eraserhead.
“…Why is the purple leprechaun with the ballsack for a head breathing so deeply?” Himiko asked skeptically.
“Nemuri Kayama..better known as Midnight…is teaching us..this opens up so many fantasies.” The midget murmured while drooling.
“Wait, Kayama? Isn’t that his last name as we-OOMPH!”
“You’re clearly not intelligent enough to be allowed to talk, so don’t do it..nor should you blink or even breathe. You know, survival of the fittest.” Nekiru grumbled after he punched Kaminari in the throat.
“After that very awkward and overall shitty first period, Tenko, Hana, Himiko, Nekiru and Shuichi decided to eat lunch in the cafeteria. And since both of the Shimura’s already had their lunches, they already sat down in peace…Until Himiko returned.
“Hey guys, have you two seen the lunch lady?”
“What the hell, Himiko? Why would we?”
“It’s your mom.”
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Hearing this, Tenko and Hana shot up from their seats to see Nao Shimura serving food to all their schoolmates.
“Well whatever credit we had, it just got disintegrated like our old house.” Hana sighed as her brother slammed his head on the table.