Chapter 14 - Kevin x Julie
Me: And here's Number 14! And here we go-
*Picture Flashes*
Me: ...
Kevin: ...
Gwen: .. oh my God..
Julie: *barely holding herself together*
Everyone else: *Big eyes and everything*
Me: *sighs* Why.. why does this happen to me... I sacrificed my normal minor age life to fight bad aliens and stuff and this is how I get rewarded?
Kevin: You forgot helping me in redemption.
Me: AND helping you in redemption.
Steve Rogers: Redemption?
Me: Before our friendship, Kevin was one of my greatest enemies hell bent on killing me.
Steve and everyone else: ... (except Claire and Owen, I already told them)
Me: And then he went to an intergalatic jail, came out, started smuggling weapons and then Gwen thankfully brainwashed him to goodness.
Kevin: Yeah, she.. wait what?
Me: Turned you good, period.
Kevin: .. yeah, okay that makes sense.
Me: Now coming back to this atrocity, if anyone even thinks it's funny, let alone plausible, you'll be joining Thanos in the graveyard that can never be found.
Tony Stark: ... (gulp) okay.
Thor: Ha, you really think you can stop me?
Ben (me) turns to Thor with a questioning face which only spells threats.
Me in my best Batman voice: I nearly killed my best friend when he was turned into a ten-alien monstrous hybrid. I recreated the whole universe when it exploded via a powerful bomb with an omnipotent alien who can easily snatch away all your powers and destroy Asgard and everyone on it with just a single command.
Everyone: *seriously scared*
Thor: *disturbed*
Kevin: *feeling bad*
Me: The real question is.. you really think you can you stop me? And here's a newflash: the answer is always gonna be the same. No.
Everyone is still reeling from the shock and are mentally disturbed.
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Everyone: *wut?*
Ben: Relax, I'm not gonna actually kill ya. It was just a way to shut Thor up. Now I know how Jane and Carol felt and feel.
Loki and Tony: *burst out laughing*
Me: Regardless, this ship is a major no. So we're gonna move on.
Kevin: Phew..