Got your mother in a whirl: flash is a stan account, the avengers (marvel movies), spider-man (tom holland movies) fanfic

major_toms_a_junkie

author

Characters

Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Peter Parker, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Flash Thompson, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, J. Jonah Jameson, Avengers Team, May Parker (Spider-Man)

Tags

Irondad spiderson Humor Comedy Social Media Twitter Superheroes IronDad and SpiderSon Daily Bugle yea its one of Those fics uh more characters will be added as it goes im tryin not to add alot o tags bcuz i dont wanna b like That

Summary

Everyone and their mom loves the newest superhero/vigilante, Spider-man. So, why wouldn't they follow him on social media? ...Even if some of his posts are a bit questionable.

Note

hi an welcome. this is my first attempt at a twitter fic, and at a fic for the marvel fandom. i usually stick to ffn and have written a whopping 8 pics for a fandom that has about 3000 pics over there but still has less than a thousand fics over here. crazy amirightanyways im not very familiar w the marvel fandom and shit i just think peter parker/spiderman is a pretty funky character s o were gonna take it from there and see how it goes!also wow formatting is hard i had it all done up nice n pretty on google doc and archive straight up ruined it. so if anyone can tell me how to change the size of the text on here so i can make it pretty again that would b nice

flash is a stan account

April 30, 2025 at 05:59 AM

Man of Spiders Follow

@iamspiderm4n

Friendly neighborhood spiderman! Tag me if you need help, i will do my best to come!!

He/Him

Following Followers

30 934k

Man of Spiders@iamspiderm4n

Hi new york!!1! Plez dont come near byantt park someone started a fire xoxo

Man of Spiders@iamspiderm4n

Hi new york!! Fires put out all is safe!! No one was hurt also plez dont start more fires xoxo

Man of Spiders@iamspiderm4n

Hi new york1!1 ok plez stop starting fires i litrally just put on out ok dont do this to me anyways the apartments near bryant park Dont go thxs xoxo

#1 Spidey Fan@flashthompson

Spiderman!! Please reply to me!

Robin Baby@robinublind

Hey spidey! I live there, so thanks for the warning!

Man of Spiders @iamspiderm4n

Hi robin!! Np glad i could help also its safe to go back now xoxo

#1 Spidey Fan @flashthompson

PLEASE RESPOND ITS FOR SCIENCE I NEED YOU TO RESPOND

Robin Baby@robinublind

Thanks spidey!

Grilled cheese @mmmham

Fkdjsfkj this dude,,, so fuckin cute signin all his tweets w hugs n kisses.

Man of Spiders @iamspiderm4n

everyone say thank you to the nice lady who buys me churros she keeps me fed xoxoxoxoxo

Man of Spiders @iamspiderm4n

one day i will recreate the 'its Wednesday my dudes' vine. one day. xoxo

Man of Spiders @iamspiderm4n

autocorrect rlly do be out here ruining my lowercase aesthetic by capitalizing Wednesday :/

sweetheart @kittensoverpuppie

I think you forgot to sign your tweet!! :0

Man of Spiders @iamspiderm4n

xoxo

JJJ @JJJameson

Everyone thinks that Spider-man is so cute when hes out there DESTROYING LIVES and KILLING PEOPLE and being a MENACE TO NEW YORK!!!!

#1 Spidey Fan @flashthompson

he SAVES people! Spiderman is not a bad person!!

Hypen Nazi @respectthehyphen

*Spider-man

#1 Spidey Fan @flashthompson

i think i would know how to write his name better then you would, he borrowed my car once to fight a villain ://

Hypen Nazi @respectthehypen

Okay, fancy man, tell me everything about Spider-man. Please, go on.

Man of Spiders @iamspiderm4n

okay it is time to sleep plea don't do anything bad while im asleep new york xoxo

m @m1chellejones

buddy you do realize there are other vigilantes in new york your not the only one helping out the people

#1 Spider Fan @flashthompson

SHUT UP MICHELLE YO DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM

m @m1chellejones

jesus christ i forgot that flash is a stan account,,,,

got your mother in a whirl

flash is a stan account