I’m so gangster u could find me baking at night
Pussy slayers women daters (plus gays)
Wednesday, 5:03am
Chuuya Nakahara has joined the chat
sexybandges69: welcome to hell bitch
nottofondofthosequeers: Dazai, I have made it clear that you are not to invite people who are; a) not in our classes & b) none of us know.
sexybandages69: you need to get the stick out of your ass kuniboo
Chuuya Nakahara: what the fuck
nottofondofthosequeers: I would like to ask that you refrain from swearing in this group chat.
Chuuya Nakahara: you do have a stick up your ass don’t you?
sexybandages69: omg i have an idea
sexybandages69 has changed Chuuya Nakahara’s nickname to shortassginger
shortassginger: DAZAI WHAT THE FUCK??
sexybandages69: el oh el
allaboutthatcake: ew a ginger and ew dazai
thegays: EQUALITY!
allaboutthatcake: fr
shortassginger: wtf did i do?
sexybandages69: be ginger ofc
shortassginger: i’m going to rip you limb from limb
sexybandages69: kinky
cowgirl420: what is kinky?
nee-san~: dazai how could you? first it was nee-san now its you for shame
save me please: finally i'm not the one being targeted
shortassginger: i have no clue who any of you are
nottofondofthosequeers: I think it would be a good idea for everyone to introduce ourselves seeing that a certain someone decided to add someone we don’t know.
thegays: good idea kunikida don’t make it boring though guys i need to see some spice
allaboutthatcake: of course you do you homosexual
thegays: you literally have a gf stfu
sexybandages69: anyways i’m the amazing dazai osamu and i go by she/they cause i’m hot af
thegays: i said spice but i forgot you can’t cook so ig the bland will have to do
allabouthatcake: i’m the amazing detective edogawa ranpo and i go by she/her.
thegays: ate and left no crumbs
shortassginger: pretty sure there was some crumbs left but ok
allaboutthatcake: the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate but i’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake
thegays: taylor swift is the only exception to my gayness
thegays: anyways i love men and you should cause its free and they are hot and i am yosano akiko the hottest of them all. I also go by he/him.
sexybandages69: that was like the same as mine with extra words
thegays: yeah but i said it
shortassginger: the mans got a point
allaboutthatcake: fr
cowgirl420: my name is kenji miyazawa i go by she/they as well!! c(＞ω＜)ゞ
allaboutthatcake: if it was anyone other then kenji using kaomojis i would probably throw a fit
thegays: same tbh
save me please: im junichiro tanizaki nice to meet you! I go by she/her!
nee-san~: im naomi tanizaki and i go by he/him!
tofumurderer: my name is kyouka izumi i have killed 35 people and i don’t want to kill again.(he/they)
I’M NOT A FURRY: kyouka what i have i told you about telling ppl you’ve killed ppl🥲
tofumurderer: i would say i’m sorry but i’m not
I’M NOT A FURRY: 😭😭anyways i’m nakajima atsushi and i got by she/they!
shortassginger: you remind me of a friend
I’M NOT A FURRY: huh why?
shortassginger: her name on my groups gc is ‘imnotemo’
I’M NOT A FURRY: i see thats interesting ig
nottofondofthosequeers: My name is Kunikida Doppo and I am a part of the student council. My pronouns are she/her. It is wonderful to meet you and I apologise about Dazai in advance.
sexybandages69: you are literally so mean to me kunimommy
notofondofthosequeers: ....
sexybandages69: anyways~~~ greasy rat introduce yourself and stop stalking this is why you have no gf yet
greasyrat: you have no rizz either do not talk, besides she already knows who i am
sexybandages69: whoops lol i forgot
shortassginger: YOU DIDN’T TELL ME SHE WAS HERE??
thegays: i feel either sexual tension or extreme hate i can’t tell which is which
allaboutthatcake: of course you can’t
thegays: wtf is that supposed to mean
allaboutthatcake: you know what it means
shortassginger: ITS HATE I WOULD NEVER FEEL ANYTHING BUT HATE TOWARDS THAT BITCH
greasyrat: so violent
sexybandages69: ikr chuu chuu calm down ok?
shortassginger: eat my ass you whore
sexybandages69: i mean if the offers going..
thegays: WOAH THERE BUDDY
allaboutthatcake: HUH
greaysrat: dazai what the actual fuck
save me please: 😰😰
nee-san~: thats kinda gay
I’M NOT A FURRY: i am so glad kyouka and kenji are busy at the shops
nottofondofthosequeers: Excuse me, but Chuuya you still need to introduce yourself.
shortassginger: oh alright
shortassginger: My name is Chuuya Nakahara i go by she/her and my favourite things are music, fashion, and alcohol!
thegays: W
allaboutthatcake: fr fr
I’M NOT A FURRY: why hasn’t dazai commented on this yet
nottofondofthosequeers: I timed him out for the inappropriate comment.
thegays: W again
allaboutthatcake: we are on a roll today
allaboutthatcake: aw shit now i want a swiss roll brb
save me please: ranpo how much sugar do you eat in a day?
thegays: probably over 5kg idk
shortassginger: that is not healthy at all
thegays: ranpo is ranpo and there ain’t nothing we can do about it
I’M NOT A FURRY: i think i burnt some of my hair off
shortassginger: how?
I’M NOT A FURRY: i was smelling a lit candle and my hair touched it and then it went of fire and it burnt and now my room smells like burnt hair
save me please: that was the most hectic story i have read in the past month
thegays: did you put it out?
I’M NOT A FURRY: yeah but it’s even more wonky then before now
sexybandages69: imagine having wonky hair lol
shortassginger: who the hell un timed him out
sexybandages69: i got my sexy hoe fyodor to hack the server <3
notofondofthosequeers: Fyodor I will have to ask you to refrain from hacking into the server to get admin but to un-timeout Dazai.
greasyrat: no promises
shortassginger: someone restrain dazai with ropes so she can’t type
thegays: she would like that bro
shortassginger: thats fucking nasty
thegays: fr
allaboutthatcake: I think i have a problem with my blood sugar help
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