The skeletons from our closet plotted hard to fuck this up
Pussy slayers women daters (plus gays)
Tuesday, 9:24 AM
sexybandages69: guys some random ass ginger just came up to me dissing Fyodor💀
nottofondofthosequeers: Did you get their name? I might be able to find them on the student log.
nottofondofthosequeers: Also I do not approve of the username I have been given as it implies that I am homophobic.
thegays: i don't think anyone thinks your homophobic ms student council
allabouthatcake: i do 🙋♀️
greasyrat: what did the ginger say about me?
sexybandages69: nothing lol she just looked at me funny when i said ur name😣
save me please: you still haven't told us her name
sexybandages69: i think it was chihuahua or chuuya i can't remember😹
allaboutthatcake: how did you get chihuahua out of chuuya?💀
sexybandages69: im just so silly🥺
I'M NOT A FURRY: HELP ME I CANT FIND KYOUKA HE RAN AWAY FROM ME AND I CANT FIND HIM😭😭😭
tofumurderer: i got a bunny
cowgirl420: thats so cute! what did you name it?
tofumurderer: steve
I'M NOT A FURRY: kyouka are you ok? are you hurt? where are you? do you want me to pick you up?
tofumurderer: i'm ok i found kenji and we are walking back now
I'M NOT A FURRY: thank god
sexybandages69: atsushi~ did you do the homework for english? 🥺🥺🥺
I'M NOT A FURRY: WE HAD HOMEWORK?? omg i'm gonna fail let me do it rn brb
nottofondofthosequeers: Atsushi you need to be more prompt in doing your homework and Dazai you can't just always rely on Atsushi to do your homework for you.
I'M NOT A FURRY: sorry kunikida 😞
sexybandages69: sorry mommy 😍
thegays: the difference in response really tells you what type of people they are
allaboutthatcake: fr
cowgirl420: does anyone have a some spare hay? ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶
save me please: i hate to break it to you kenji but no one just has hay laying in their backyard
cowgirl420: oh i see ˙◠˙
nee-san~: nee-san how could you make kenji sad like that? i can't believe you
thegays: kenji if you want i can go to the shops and buy you some?
cowgirl420: its ok ill get some myself!!(ᗒᗨᗕ)
tofumurderer: can i come kenji?
cowgirl420: sure thing!
thegays: ranpo is your dad home?
allaboutthatcake: no why?
thegays: I wanna have a sleepover and talk about this hot guy i saw today 🫶
allaboutthatcake: do you even know his name?
thegays: don't need to cause it was love at first sight
sexybandages69: CAN I COME???
allaboutthatcake: to talk about that ginger girl you saw?
sexybandages69: noooooo not at all 😳
allaboutthatcake: sure thing anyways come around at 12
thegays: cool
sexybandages69: sure thing buddy
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Under da sea!!
Tuesday, 9:24am
imnotemo: chuuya talked to a weird ass girl in bandages who knows fyodor
wineuncle: you mean the fyodor? like the siren?
imnotemo: yeah like the siren
gayginger #1: i fckuing ateh foyrdo
gayginger #2: chuuya why are you drinking at like 9:24am?
gayginger #1: i'm not
fellinlovewithanemogirl: then why did that sentence not make sense
gayginger #1: i got a little mad and hit my keyboard in the middle of each word
fellinlovewithanemogirl: ok then...
hemeansemoboy: I also have reason to believe chuuya has a crush on the brunette girl
totallynotonmorisphone: ew lesbians
uninvitedguest: literally no one asked stfu
totallynotonmorisphone: you weren't even invited whore
uninvitedguest: you don't even have your own phone
The supervisor: Let's not fight or I'll have to report you to Mori.
totallynotonmorisphone: fine🫤
uninvitedguest: alright
gayginger #1: I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON HER
imnotemo: sure you don't
gayginger #1: I DONT
imnotemo: you stared at her with googly eyes
gayginger #1: I DID NOT
wineuncle: what was her name?
gayginger #1: dazai osamu
totallynotonmorisphone: mori doesn't shut up about her
wineuncle: why not?
totallynotonmorisphone: something about dazai being like her or smth idk
gayginger #2: oh no this is not gonna end well
hemeansemoboy: higuchi wanna come over?
fellinlovewithanemogirl: sure thing <3
uninvitedguest: ew gays
totallynotusingmorisphone: BITCH?!
wineuncle: i saw cute guy today we even made eye contact
gayginger #1: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS FIRST????
wineuncle: because you were stressing about fyodor and the dazai girl youre in love with
gayginger #1: First of all i am NOT in love with her and second of all do you even know this guys name?
wineuncle: not at all but it was love at first sight
gay ginger #1: oml
mmmmmcitrus: LEMONSSSSSS
gay ginger #1: kaiji stfu for once please.
wineuncle: ^
gayginger #2: ^
uninvitedguest: ^
totallynotonmorisphone: ^
imnotemo: ^
mmmmmcitrus: 😞
fellinlovewithanemogirl: y'all so mean fr
gayginger #2: deserved
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Chuuya let out a heavy sigh and turned off her phone, sliding it back into her jeans back pocket before making her way to her next period of class. Was it science? She wasn't sure all she knew was that it was in the next building over so she prayed and began walking slowly to class, her mind foggy with confusion and, though she would never admit it, a little bit of fear. Fyodor has a reputation and it is not a preferable one that's for sure. Attempting to clear her mind she let it drift to the sea while she walked to her class, completely oblivious to everything else around her, she begun to hum a tune but the dreadful thoughts of what disasters Fyodor would bring to the school unnerved and and would just not leave her head and then ,like the ratty motherfucker was summoned by her thoughts, she ran into the last people she wanted to see. Fyodor and Dazai. If she thought things couldn't get any worse, was she wrong because Dazai decided she had the audacity to speak.
"Hey ginger!"