Screwing with the Government
Sakuya here with another chapter courtesy of my semester break. I'm finally in college. Yay.
Anyway, can someone give me some ideas on the title. It feels a bit out and uninteresting.
"What!" Fury screamed. "Are you implying that a powerful male enhanced, no older than 7, is in the field! What is he doing there!? How is he even there!? No, in the first place, why is he leisurely strolling there!? With a bag of marshmallows of all things! Why a bag of marshmallows!?"
The all so egoistic stark. "That's what I said!"
"Um... Sir, he just sprouted wings... white wings, and is flying towards Stark Tower." Steve hesitantly gave his two cents on the situation.
"Great. Just great. Now we just need to have him say that he's an angel that came from heaven to assist mankind now, don't we?" As expected of our resident master of furious sarcasm, Director Fury. He doesn't play around.
"Director! The enhanced just went into a sweet shop near my position..." The black widow paused for a moment before continuing. "He's carrying out an old couple trapped in there and two bags of... marshmallows?"
"..."
An eerie silence washed over the coms.
"Seriously, marshmallows again!? He really needs to see a nutritionist if that's all he eats. Doesn't he know that marshmallows are full of sugar and can give him diabetes! Who are his guardians I need a word with them! Jarvis. Help me look for kids with similar height as that kid. I don't care if it's school records of medical records. Just identify them and place them in a new file. Bet that Mr. Pirate wants them too."
"Wow, Stark is nagging over a kid. The world must be ending." Clint remarked.
"Technically, it is. Now stop your chit chat and get your ass in there to prevent it!" Fury fumed.
"Aye, aye captain. Jeez, no need to blow your top, your hair might fall off."
"I'm bald Stark."
"...dully noted," Tony replied, remembering that the director indeed dis not have any hair.
Fury massage his temples, feeling drained.
"Romanov, situation update." When he did not hear an answer he called again. "Romanov!"
"Their wounds... He's healing their wounds!" Natasha replied, snapping out of her daze(though she will never admit it as it is an insult to someone with her level of ability)
"Furthermore, the injuries that he healed are not just minor scratches... From what I can see, the husband had a metal of about 3cm in diameter pieced from his back to his front. I estimated that it's near his lungs or else he would be dead by now. Also, his shoulders dislocated and his head is injured... Severity is unknown."
Clint whistled while Tony was in his 'genius mode', giving comments on how great it would be if they can replicate that energy signature to heal wounds. Bla bla bla.
"...Sir, the kid is throwing a tantrum." Widow suddenly reports sounding exasperated and worn out as if a few minutes watching the Mare sky's attics had wear her down more so than the god of mischief's temper tantrum.
"A what now!?" Fury says in a monotonous voice, but if heard closely, one can hear the disbelief as well as annoyance laced in his voice.
"A tantr-" Her words went unspoken as a loud shout was heard from the boy she was stalking.
"Seriously! If I catch the one who did this, I'll make sure to traumatise him so badly that even Tsunayoshi's counselling will not help, before I let him go!" Byakuran held his head in frustration. "Gah! That was my favourite marshmallow shop! I'm definitely complaining to Sho-chan when I catch hold of him!"
AttheSHIELD headquarters
"Seriously! If I catch the one who did this, I'll make sure to traumatise him so badly that Tsunayoshi's counselling will not help, before I let him go!" An angry kid's voice was heard through one of the tech in the helicarrier before a jittery agent came barrelling into the room through the automatic doors.
"Di-director Fury! The council is asking for you!" A nervous sounding redhead with glasses informed the one-eyed pirate-looking man as he rushed into the main control centre.
Maria Hills hushed the stuttering man as knowing Fury's current mood, the poor man will be taking a lecture from Fury himself.
"Gah! That was my favourite marshmallow shop! I'm definitely complaining to Sho-chan when I catch hold of him!"
With that sentence, the overly nervous man dropped his files.
"Byakuran-sama?" The man muttered in a daze then proceeded to have a nervous breakdown while clutching his head in pain.
Fury's head snapped to the panicking man.
"Speak agent, do you know him!"
Shoichi, who was already in his early twenties froze on the spot. "Ye-Yes! N-No! Maybe..."
"Which is it, dammit!"
Irie looked like he was about to cry. "I-I heard his voice before in a dream, sir..." Shoichi replied, his voice going softer at each word spoken.
"A dream." Fury deadpan.
"We-Well, he has a much deeper voice, but somehow I got the feeling that it is him..." Shoichi whispers while keeping his head down and tucked in.
His reply was met with a stare.
"I... I could try and ta-talk to him..." Irie had tears at the edges of his eyes and looked as if he was going to bolt out the door, then and there.
(Author-chan: Kyaa! I'm literally fangirling right now as I type this! ≧∇≦)
"...let him speak to the enhanced, Romanov"
"...affirmative," was heard from the other side.
Shoichi cautiously inched towards Fury which made the director even more irritated. But before he started reprimanding the poor engineer, Byakuran's voice spoke.
"So~ What did I do the gain the pleasure and attention of the most famed government dogs."
Fury almost snapped before he caught himself and glared at the nervous wreak of an engineer before motioning him to start talking.
"Er... Um... Are you Bya-Byakuran-sama...?"
Silence ensures for a few seconds before a thud was heard from the coms.
A low incomprehensible murmur was heard, followed by a dark chuckle which slowly evolved into a hysterical laughter before it stops completely.
"To think that today was my lucky day! Hahaha~ First an alien invasion came to my doorstep to entertain me, then Sho-chan threw himself to me with bows and ribbons and all that!"
Shoichi had a shiver run down his spine while the resident agents went stiff as they held their body in place to refrain themselves from taking a step back, or in the case of those seated, tumbling backwards from their chair.
"Hahaha! Best day ever!" The mental case at the other side of the coms (Tony's words, not mine) paused before continuing. "You are not allowed to run away now Sho-chan~ If you do... I will not mind trying to destroy a world again, ne~"
~Let's go back a few moments now should we?~
Byakuran unamused. He really wants to throw a tantrum despite his mentality as an adult. So he did. After all, his body age was still a 5 year old, and Sho-chan was not here to reprimand him. And boy was that satisfying.
His latest victim however was not so fortunate... The leviathan was hit by a crowbar multiple times and even in its death, the assailant did not spare it.
Despite having blood of the said leviathan flying everywhere, there weren't any blood on Byakuran's cloak or anywhere on him.
After having vented his anger, Byakuran decided to make his intentions known to the all so few spectators nearby (which consisted of the couple he saved as well as the person hiding nearby, and maybe the recipients at the other side of their communication device).
"Seriously! If I catch the one who did this, I'll make sure to traumatise him so badly that Tsunayoshi's counselling will not help, before I let him go!" Oh, he was soo going teach that person a lesson on messing with what was his.
He was definitely going to do that... Definitely!
"Gah! That was my favourite marshmallow shop! I'm definitely complaining to Sho-chan when I catch hold of him!"
He felt the person in hiding's stare intensified around the corner of the opposite shop lot.
Tilting his head towards that direction, he stared back with narrowed eyes. His lips slowly curved up at the edges while his eyes glinted with a slight crazed look.
Hehehe~ Looks like someone willingly send themselves to be my additional frustration bag~ How nice~
Byakuran however, was quite startled when the redhead walked decisively towards his direction. Not that he'll show it on his face.
"Our director wants a word with you." The redhead informed while handing over her coms.
Byakuran took it without any hesitations and placed it in his ear, all the while having a relaxed smile on his face.
"So~ What did I do the gain the pleasure and attention of the most famed government dogs."
A short moment of silence came as if mourning the fate of the mortal at the other end of the coms before a stuttering mess of a reply came.
"Er... Um... Are you Bya-Byakuran-sama...?"
Byakuran froze. The coms in his hand that were long forgotten, slipped from his fingers and landed on the road, bouncing off the ground a few times before slowly coming to a complete stop. His eyes slowly widen and his lips trembled.
The Sho-chan in this world remembers him! Or at least had memories of him.
Were the first thought that went through his mind.
Byakuran let out a low cackle before it evolved into a full blown crazed laughter. He was very ecstatic.
Three entertaining events today, how can he not be? He went to his first anime convention ever, an alien invasion sprung up to 'willingly' entertain him and finally he found Sho-chan, who apparently has memories of him!
Letting out a sigh he muttered to himself, "To think that today was my lucky day! Hahahaha... First an alien invasion came to my doorstep to entertain me, then Sho-chan threw himself to me with bows and ribbons and all that! Hahaha!"
He was not going to say he went to an anime convention, that would be giving away his game and ruining his fun. So giving away that free tip was a big no no for him, unless he was feeling generous.
As he was having his euphoric moment, the agent beside his had a guarded stance, as if ready to knock him out at a moment's notice. Rude.
Anyways, what's next on his to do list after he found Sho-chan? Right... threaten him. Because everybody knows that the next action his Sho-chan will take is definitely fleeing from Byakuran.
Therefore, a threat was well needed to ensure that Sho-chan did not go MIA.Because knowing him, after catching wind of a somewhat insane (according to human standards, not Byakuran's) kid, that had decided to actively hound him, he would no doubt decide to run as far as his body could take him.
So he reiterate his point, the threat was obviously needed.
"You are not allowed to run away now Sho-chan~ If you do... I will not mind trying to destroy a world again... ne~"
That's all folks for this update! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I was reading it.
Word count: 1930 words.
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