Guess who!

Spider-Man. One of the most cryptic heroes out there, especially considering not even the Batfam has been able to figure out his identity. No, this has nothing to do with Peter Parker suddenly learning how to lie. Rather, someone else has always known how to string together a good Fib and has a lifetime of practice hiding secrets they want nobody else to know. Because, unbeknownst to everyone, there isn’t just one spider-man. There are two. And they tag out whenever they need to, to protect both their identities and each other.

Okay, so this is probably not gonna be everyone’s cup of tea. That’s fine, I don’t expect it to be. This is pretty self indulgent, but I am not gonna make this story all about me either. I value putting effort into my stories above all else, so even a self indulgent story has the potential to be someone else’s safe story too. Because of that, please be aware that this is a self insert story based on a really hilarious dream I had recently, but I’m gonna try to make the “me” in this story actually into a real character. That means no Mary-Sue up in here, I am either gonna create weaknesses or be really fucking honest about the shit I’m bad at. But this is fiction and based on a dream, so I’m gonna also ham some stuff up and live out some fantasies of mine through my writing.  But, if you’re fine with reading most DCU and Marvel crossovers, please give this a shot. I promise I have at least a general idea of what I’m doing here, this is far from my first fanfic. Thanks for your time!  P.S; we’re gonna go with a generally up to date timeline. That means the “me” and Peter Parker of this universe are gonna be 23 by/in the year 2020. I will change personal info about myself to fit the story, of course. Expect only my personality to be true to my real self, and even then only vaguely. Again, I’m gonna be hamming stuff up and living my dreams here… even my bad ones.