Introducing Our Staff!
Ladies and Do-Dreamers, welcome the the bustling little office, Timewise Solutions, where our cast is crammed into an intensely bright labyrinth of cubicles. The place is constantly filled with breakroom gossip, drama, and that weird clicking noise! The air is thick with the tension of unfulfilled ambitions and pure chaos of the dream that is the nine to five office environment! Here, you’ll get to witness the daily circus of office antics unfold!
–Managers–
Craig Tucker, referred to by some as ‘Hat’, is the first in command of the group of twenty five. The laid back manager is a not-so refreshing departure from the typical corporate archetype, given his bad attitude. It’s not that he’s cruel to his employees, so much as he just does not care. At 24, he somehow made his way to this position, allegedly by flipping off the right people. But his deep blue eyes and stoicism is something some people find charming. Back at the studio, our people do find him to be quite a sight! He’s tall with warm, sunkissed skin, defined features, and perfectly trimmed black hair, there hasn’t been a question as to why he’s been off the market for years.
His effortless second in command, Wendy Testaburger, is the heart and soul of the office. She tries her best to bring joy to mundane office tasks, often trying for out of the office and team building activities. Despite the groups ‘dislike’ of this, that doesn’t stop her from being a genuinely appreciated presence. Despite looking cold, her gray eyes carry a warmth like no other. She’s pale and pretty but she commands attention with flowing black hair constantly topped with a beret to match her outfit and her height that rivals majority of her coworkers'. Wendy has and always will strive to create an atmosphere where everyone feels valued.
Next up, we have Eric Cartman. An enigmatic figure shrouded in mystery and the tiniest bit of mischief. His short brown hair is perpetually tousled as if he’d just stepped out of a whirlwind of paperwork and meetings, despite no one actually knowing what he does. He is a manager. But no one knows how he got his position or exactly what it is that he manages. His heterochromia—a mix of one brown eye and one hazel—only adds to the oddity of his overall presence. He seems intimidating, a lot of them truly believing that is his only role, but he is loyal and cares about his team, along with their success. He’s cold, oftentimes cruel, but somehow oddly endearing.
Next up, we have Kyle Broflovski. He's stern when he needs to be, but he knows how to manage and contribute to the chaos of the office. His long copper coils are always pulled back into a ponytail in his attempt to look more put together, though that only adds to the mystery of no one actually knowing what he does. He is a manager. But no one knows how he got his position or exactly what it is that he manages. Despite his short stature, emerald eyes cut through their targets, adding to Kyle's almost looming presence. He's definitely intimidating, but once you get past that, he's just like the rest of them. He loves his job and his team.
–Secretaries–
Our spirited secretary, Tammy Warner, is a whirlwind of energy and humor. Long chestnut brown hair is complemented by dark blonde highlights. Her amber eyes are expressive and almost exclusively sparkle with mischief. Though she can come off as standoffish, her ugly laugh is infectious. She is treated as the secretary of the entire office, despite her job title being Eric’s secretary. This, of course, is through no fault but her own, considering the way she juggles scheduling, correspondence, the occasional crisis, a budding office romance, and Eric himself with flair, sass, and a whimsy people genuinely don’t understand. One often wonders how she still has a job with her record of lateness and her multitude of absences, but the point often slips their mind when they realize that no one else could handle Tammy’s job.
–HR–
TIMEWISE SOLUTIONS CURRENTLY HAS NO HR STAFF.
–Finance–
Tolkien Black is a captivating presence to whoever’s attention lands on him. The group's budgeting specialist is a perpetual kindness that the office arguably doesn’t deserve. Arguably the best dressed and the most well-liked, he is a sought after ally and essential to the group. Dark brown eyes glimmering with compassion and a bright smile graces all who talk to him.
His fiery counterpart in finance, Damien Thorn is an equally captivating presence, however in an opposite regard. Blood red irises practically bore into those he’s (generally) glaring at. He keeps his dark hair long. He’s often sarcastic and the group often wonders if he thinks in numbers considering he’d rather do his work than actually talk to any of them. Despite that, and the fact that half of the group is questionably afraid of him, he does have a soft spot for certain people around the office, namely the rambunctious assistant who catches his eye the most, Tammy Warner.
–Media–
The head of Timewise’s media and marketing department and pinnacle of fashion, or so she claims, is a vibrant force. Long blonde coils are always styled differently. Her green eyes sparkle with enthusiasm and creativity, reflecting the passion she has for her role. Bebe Stevens is always looking for new ideas, whether that be through calling meetings or relentlessly scrolling through social media and bothering her girlfriend to join her in her endless search.
She has pale blonde hair, ivory skin, inviting sky blue eyes, and a sickly sweet southern accent. And she’s the girlfriend in question, Marjorine Stotch, is a bright 22 year old who just finished her degree in biology. Despite that, he thought it would be fun to join Bebe during her time at the office before they both move elsewhere to get their master’s degrees. Even though she doesn’t have the same knack or passion for this type of work as her girlfriend, she goes into it with incredible enthusiasm and always with a bright eager smile!
Clyde Donovan is the sweet and sensitive bleeding heart of the group. He has tousled warm brown hair and deep brown eyes that reflect his kind-hearted nature while being perpetually tear filled. He has a knack for connecting with others, often looking to people please. He wears his heart on his sleeve and is often used as a “test subject” by Bebe to see what appeals to other people’s emotions. He loves to gossip, especially with the two blondes he closely works without about his crush on another equally interesting blonde.
–Payroll–
Kevin Stoley is head of payroll and a star in his own right. He is known for his “overly” professional attitude and his love of the stars and astronomy. His Star Trek references are infuriating and his desk is adorned with star maps and little cosmic knick knacks that reflect his interests. He’s willing to talk about space in any capacity given the chance. And despite the fact that majority of the office refer to him as an “annoying nerd,” they do acknowledge his ability to retain information and will relent that his information always sounds new no matter how many times he relays it due to his enthusiasm alone.
Brimmy Fallon is Kevin’s assistant who happens to like Kevin’s ramblings about space. Brimmy oftentimes picks up Kevin’s slack before he’s even able to slack, meticulously tracking and planning everything as he goes. He is over the top when it comes to organization and putting things together for no other reason than it’s just how he operates. He’s kind but generally quiet, only really offering into conversations when he feels he has something “of meaning” to say.
–IT–
A warm blonde with a shaggy mullet can often be found hiding in the depths of the IT office. Kenny McCormick, the charismatic head of IT, is known for his relaxed vibe and ability to flirt with just about anyone or anything. Along with beautiful hazel eyes and a charming smile, he is also the title holder for most meetings with Nelly. We’re all expecting a few more of said meetings due to the fact that he actually has a crush on someone in the office. All of this along with an interesting talent have somehow made him the perfect person for this job.
Christophe DeLorne is the picture definition of rugged. He keeps his hair short, a habit never broken from when he spent time in the military. He is also such a complainer. He’s often sarcastic, complains whenever he has to do his job, and curses god in every breath, all with a French accent leftover from his time outside the states. He is a chainsmoker and that extends to during work hours, something everyone is used to at this point. Despite the fact that he’s rough around the edges, he is good at his job and he has managed to make a few genuine bonds around the office.
–Other Associates–
And first up in our cubicle dwellers, Stan Marsh is a sweet guy with striking black hair and bright blue eyes. He generally comes off as warm and approachable, despite the random teases or bites of sarcasm. He’s good at his job and often proves himself capable of rallying the group together for whatever reason he has decided to make his purpose for that week. With his charming personality and blend of humor and heart, he is a much needed refresher amongst the abrasiveness of some of his coworkers and friends.
Rebecca Cotswolds is a prized worker in the office, despite her quiet and shy demeanor. She’s a gentle soul with ashy brown hair that falls in soft waves that frame her face. Light green eyes brim with sensitivities to the world around her. Rebecca often speaks soft and hesitantly, choosing her words carefully as if nervous to disturb the little bits of peace the office does get. She often fidgets with her fingers, displaying bits of nervousness. And despite that, she’s incredibly detail-oriented, often going the extra mile to make sure her work is both accurate and well presented, something her coworkers appreciate.
Dovakien Soma is an individual that also works in this office. They have hair. They have skin and eyes and also a mouth. They have absolutely everything, yet somehow influence nothing!
Despite being cursed with a touch of paranoia, the twitchy blonde is the office's ray of sunshine. Tweek Tweak has gentle green eyes and an infectious lopsided smile. He’s also the first person you see when you walk into the office. Is that solely for the reason that his desk is closest to Craig’s office? Yes, but who are we to judge? He’s truly kind and even though his anxiety makes him a little odd, he pours love into everything he does while (sometimes) professionally juggling the fact that he’s dating his boss. He has also had meetings with Nelly, though neither of them have disclosed exactly how those went.
–Custodial Staff–
A tough character can often be found hiding in the janitor’s closet or break room area when no one’s in there. The ex-con, Trent Boyett, has short honey blonde hair and piercing brown eyes that reflect a life of hard-earned decisions. He’s known for his eye-catching tattoos and mean demeanor, often grumbling and muttering under his breath, serving to terrify most of his other coworkers. He tends to keep to himself outside of Tammy, the only one willing to step up to him and occasionally keep him in check when need be.
–Intern–
Ike Broflovski is an nineteen year old Canadian immigrant with a heart of gold. After a random mishap, he becomes the office’s only intern. He has short jet black hair and piercing blue eyes. Despite being the youngest, he’s one of the tallest. He is the go-to for errands and favors, not that he minds much. He is more than happy with his job, despite accidentally stumbling into it.