CALL STANFORD.
Not that you need to call him. You can just text, LIKE THE COOL KIDS DO.
I mean, sure. He’s probably somewhere in the house. But you just don’t FEEL LIKE leaving the porch couch right now, and it’s good practice for both of you to get in the habit of texting anyways. So, HAH. TAKE THAT, BOOMERS.
(Wait, aren’t you a boomer-)
FORD (the other one)
GOOD MORNING
Yes good morning fiddleford
DID YOU REMEMBER WHAT BREAKFAST WAS
I SURE DIDN’T BOY HOWDY
Does a sandwich at 3 AM count
Entirely hypothetically
PROBABLY
Then i did eat breakfast
OKAY GOOD
SO
UH
REMEMBER AINSEL
THE SHAPESHIFTING ALIEN WE RAISED FROM BIRTH
I remember alot of things about Ainsel,
Fiddleford
HYPOTHETICALLY
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
IF MY PET ALBINO BALL PYTHON
THAT I'VE HAD FOR OVER THE PAST MONTH
MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN AINSEL THIS WHOLE TIME
...Hypothetically, where are you right now.
HYPOTHETICALLY ON THE PORCH
SIDE NOTE: IF I SEE A GUN I WILL KICK YOU IN THE SHINS
Understandable! On my way
So STANFORD is probably SLIGHTLY PISSED OFF. You can’t imagine why.
...Okay, you can in fact imagine why. At the very least, he’s not filled with MURDEROUS RAGE.
So this will PROBABLY BE FINE.
DEFINITELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
>SWITCH CHARACTER?
>[YOU ARE STANFORD PINES.]
>[YOU ARE PACIFICA NORTHWEST.]
>[YOU ARE MASON PINES.]