YOU’RE PRETTY SURE FREDERICK FLAMARION FREDERICKSON IV IS ONE OF THE LONGEST NAMES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING.
FREDERICK FREDIDIAH FREDERICKSON III
This San Francisco based family has a long history of charity, conservation, and funding scientific pursuits. They often travel for philanthropic reasons.
The current Frederick has been a multiple-time winner of the San Francisco Mayor For A Day charity.
ASSOCIATE INVITES:
-CORISANDE MONASHIR FREDERICKSON (née FLAMARION) (Spouse of)
-FREDERICK FLAMARION FREDERICKSON IV (Child of, heir of)
Damn, okay, this entire family’s just LIKE THAT, huh. The names practically scream the FREDERICKSONS being one of THOSE FAMILIES, but the charity and conservation work gives you hope.
Too bad the kid’s like, three. Out of everyone at this IMPORTANT PARTY, there’s gonna be APPROXIMATELY ZERO (0) kids your age- and even if there are, they’re probably going to be hanging around the younger kids or glued to their parents.
...You never really used to care about that before.
But as you butter your BISCUITS and cut up your BREAKFAST SAUSAGE, stirring your IMMACULATELY BREWED COFFEE, you realize you kind of do care.
You’re not sure how to feel about that.
You know what you definitely have feelings about, though?
The fact that the silverware is levitating.
And the cups.
And the plates.
And the chairs, and the tablecloths, and the tables.
Your FATHER swats irritably at the aggressive tableware with a newspaper. “You are my possessions! Obey me!”
Surprise, surprise! This changes nothing.
But since your family is not TOTALLY INSANE, you all hide under the table like sensible human beings.
“This is a disaster!” your MOTHER balefully points out. “The party’s in less than twelve hours!”
“Surely there’s someone who can handle this sort of nonsense!” FATHER insists with a shaking fist.
He glances shrewdly at his newspaper, narrowing his eyes.
“And I think I know just the person.”
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