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Guide To The Unexplained is LIVE @MysterySauce
Unverified sighting, Giant Vampire Bat, Gravity Falls water tower. Will investigate. Night driving unadvised until situation is resolved.
Is It A Bull, Or A Man? @Pub.e.tor
@MysterySauce Found tracks beside a large quantity of beef jerky bags, Following hair trail until it is found. Do not scream or the woods will scream back.
Guide To The Unexplained is LIVE @MysterySauce
Reminder that @Pub.e.tor is a professional tracker. To the untrained, do not confront the anomaly! Contact us if you find something.
Puma Shirt Or Panther Shirt @GettemGETTEM
@MysterySauce Caught it on camera, looks like it’s just the one.
Guide To The Unexplained is LIVE @MysterySauce
Giant Vampire Bat confirmed, Gravity Falls Water Tower. DO NOT APPROACH THE AREA. Confrontation and relocation now in progress.
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Guide To The Unexplained is LIVE @MysterySauce
Will record if possible.
AXE is my buddy! @punchedaunicorn
Gotta ask why @MysterySauce still streams all this shit? Like dude we get it, ghosts real, it's not a mystery anymore
Guide To The Unexplained is LIVE @MysterySauce
@punchedaunicorn it’s called freedom of knowledge, axe
Good old DIPPER PINES.
It’s not such a bad feeling, seeing him make it big. He may be a SELF PROFESSED CRYPTID OBSESSED MANIAC, but he’s an accurate one and he knows what he’s doing. He may be LITERALLY TWELVE but he is one of the very few SCIENTIFIC PROFESSIONALS in the supernatural field.
He’s not a BAD CONVERSATIONALIST, from the times you’ve actually talked to him. He is just VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS FIELD and not particularly good at talking about things outside said field. (Poor thing has anxiety, leave him be.)
He also happens to be the TWIN BROTHER of your VERY GOOD FRIEND, MABEL PINES.
At this point, you can safely consider MABEL PINES to be one of your few TRUE FRIENDS. Perhaps even, dare you say it, a BEST FRIEND. She is definitely one of the largest contributing factors to why you sometimes wish you were a PINES instead of a NORTHWEST.
(Not to imply that you mean to marry into the family or anything. That would be absurd. At minimum, it would be BENEATH YOUR STATION.)
(Right?)
If a certain MABEL PINES happens to be in your phone contacts under an AMBIGUOUS, PROFESSIONAL PASSING ALIAS, your DARLING PARENTS don’t have to know.
Speaking of the devil, she’s sent you a good morning text.
It’s nothing much. Just a quick selfie of herself with her big pet pig.
>[ASK WHERE THE PIG’S HUSBAND IS. YOU’RE VERY INVESTED IN THE MARRIAGE OF WADDLES AND GOMPERS.]
>[ASK IF THERE’S ANY UPDATES ON THE GIANT BAT. SAFE DRIVING IS KEY.]
>[FIND YOUR DOG AND RESPOND WITH YOUR OWN PET SELFIE. YOU WILL NOT BE OUTDONE.]