Avengers Clean Your Room! ~ Spidey<3

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Avengers Clean Your Room! ~ Spidey&lt;3
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Peter Parker, AKA Spider-Man is tired of the Avengers not cleaning up after their messes.So, he creates a group chat with the help of his friends who know his identity.He quickly returns to his regularly scheduled banter and shenanigans by adding a non-avengerHow long will Peter’s identity remain a secret? What secrets will be revealed?~Stay tuned to find out~
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I do not own any of these characters.This does not follow the movies because I said so.I am only doing this for fun to hopefully get back into writing regularly.Updates will be sporadic.
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Spider-Man? or is it?

Avengers Clean Your Room

 

GrumpyTinCan: Who left the damn stove on???

 

CreepyOldGuy: Uhm…. You know I think it was Bucky.

 

SmarterThanCap: Steve, you are too close to me. 

You have exactly five seconds before my metal arm meets your face.

 

GrumpyTinCan: Friday tattled on you, Steve. 

No stove for a week.

 

Spiderbaby: Did…

Did Mr. Stark just GROUND CAPTAIN AMERICA???

 

C.Barton: HAHA Stevie got grounded

 

CreepyOldGuy: No I did not. 

 

MommaSpider: Yes you did

 

P.Pepper: You kind of did Steve

 

W.Maximoff: Even I haven’t managed to get grounded, Steve.

 

Spiderbaby: OMG HA 

Take that you creep!

 

CreepyOldGuy: I am not a creep. I just get...concerned

 

Spiderbaby: I don’t like that.

 

SmarterthanCap: HAHA 

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING

STEVE JUST THREW HIS PHONE OUT A WINDOW

 

GrumpyTinCan: What???

Why??? 

Y’all know these phones ain’t free right?

 

SmarterthanCap: He got mad lmao

 

SpiderMomma: Ha, nice. 

He always was a big toddler

 

W.Maximoff: Not wrong there.

 

C.Barton: When do I get a cool nickname?

@Spiderbaby

 

Spiderbaby changed C.Barton to WhinyBitch

 

WhinyBitch: Take it back.

 

BirdBrain: LMAO

No, don’t

I like it XD

 

SpiderMomma: Me too <3

 

Spiderbaby: He asked for it

Now it’s not going away.

Oh shit, gotta run

Late for school lmao

 

TinCanMan: School???

What?

You go to school?

 

SpiderMomma: Uhhhh, Tony, how young is Spider-Man exactly?

 

WhinyBitch: Didn’t you meet him?

 

SpiderMomma: In his suit!

I’m not Steve.

I don’t just ask people for their age

 

SmarterthanCap: SEE

I RIGHT
I TOLD YOUHYGVABNDKLJSBHV

Sorry guys. Steve took my phone.

I have it now.

 

P.Potts: Tony, if this goes bad

You’re doing the paperwork.

 

Unknown: Wait, you guys don’t know who ***** is?

Oh, guess not.

 

B.Banner: Wait-

Who are you?

 

TheBestTrio

 

MJ: Peter, where are you?

 

Ned: Yeah, it’s almost time for class

 

Peter: Yeah, sorry, I got sidetracked lmao

Tony grounded Captain America this morning

 

MJ: Wait, WHAT?

You better get your bitch ass white boy here.

I want that tea spilt.

 

Ned: Oooooh

ME TOO ME TOO

 

Peter: Okay, okay

I’m coming jeez.

I’m here, where are y’all at?

 

MJ: Outside 1st period

 

Peter: Okay be there in a minute

 

MJ changed Peter to BitchAssWhiteBoy

 

Ned: haha

noice

 

~~~~~~~~~~

MJ: Peter, it’s been like ten minutes

Where are you?

 

Ned: Yeah dude

I’m starting to get worried

 

BitchAssWhiteBoy: I’m here.

Look up Asshats.

HEY

My NaMe

HoW cOuLd YoU

 

MJ: Well c’mon loser.

Tea spilt.

 

Ned: And she doesn’t mean the Avengers

She means the black eye.

 

BitchAssWhiteBoy: Aha

Training.

 

MJ: Riiiight

 

Ned: Totally believable



Coffee Bitch

 

Mr. Stark: You still coming over today?

I need to know whether or not to order my coffee

 

FavoriteIntern: Yes, yes I’m coming

Nonono Mr. Stark. Don’t do my job for me

How ever could I go without ittttttt

I’d dieeeeeee

 

Mr. Stark: Ha ha.

I can smell the sarcasm from here.

But really, you don’t have too much work to do?

 

FavoriteIntern: No, Mr. Stark

Homework is easy

I just sacrifice my sleep instead hah ;)

 

Mr. Stark: Very funny

See you at 3:30 sharp.

Happy will pick you up.

Also, we need to discuss you meeting the team soon

You’re going to be around the compound a lot.

 

FavoriteInter: Yes sir Mr. Stark

 

Mr. Stark: It’s Tony, we’ve talked about this

Who knows, 

maybe I can even get your favorite superhero to come over.

Well, after me of course

 

FavoriteIntern: You mean Thor?

That’d be so cool!

 

Mr. Stark: I mean yes, 

but that’s not who I was talking about.

I meant Spider-Man

I see how excited you get when you see his merchandise

 

FavoriteIntern: Ohhh haha right

Uhm, you really don’t have to worry about it

I’m sure he has other things to do

 

Mr. Stark: Nonsense

It’s the least I can do

After all, you do turn 16 soon

 

FavoriteInter: Thanks Mr. Stark!

 

Best Trio

BitchAssWhiteBoy: Haha…

Shit

BitchAssWhiteBoy sent [img.ppg/screenshot/CoffeeBitch]

 

Ned: Damn

 

MJ: Fuck

 

Avengers Clean Your Room

Spiderbaby: Yeah, I know

I’m fucked

 

The Vision: Fucked?

 

W.Maximoff: Uhhhhhh…

Spider-Man

What do you mean?

 

SmarterthanCap: Yeah

Also, what’s with school?

 

TinCanMan: I’m with Buck on this

I thought you were an adult?

 

Spiderbaby: Aha

I am, an adult

I go to an adult school

 

SpiderMomma: College?

 

Clint: Work?

 

Spiderbaby: Yes.

Anywaysssssss

GTG <3

 

Unknown: LMAOOOO

 

B.Banner: OHHHH 

So NOW you fucking ANSWER


Unknown: Byeeeee ;3

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