Chapter 3
Best Trio
BitchAssWhiteBoi: What am I supposed to do?
Ned: Just tell him no
But like, as Spidey
MJ: Or just like…
Tell him?
They’re legit superheroes
BitchAssWhiteBoi: No
You guys knowing is bad enough
I can’t be the reason they get hurt
Ned: They’re superheroes Pete 😶
MJ: Yeah, that’s like the whole point
Is that they protect everyone
Including themselves
BitchAssWhiteBoi has gone offline.
Ned: Oops
MJ: *Sigh*
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GrumpyTinCan: Guys
My intern will be over today at 330
He’s meeting the team
Everyone is required
CreepyOldGuy: Sweet!
We get to meet Tony’s son
Spiderbaby: HIS SON????
GrumpyTinCan: Not my son
Spiderbaby: Oh...
B.Banner: Understood
Tony, I’d love to meet your son
Whinybitch: Unfortunately
I will be there
If I’m not I’ve been threatened death
I shall also meet your son
BigBro<3: I will come to Earth
I wish to meet the Starkson
W.Maximoff: Ill make an appearance
But if he is a whiny bitch
I’m out
SmarterthanCap: I’ll bring cookies
I’ve been wanting to meet this kid
P.Potts: He is a delight from when I’ve met him
Birdbrain: I’ll come to meet your son Tony
The Vision: I shall meet the son of Tony
Spiderbaby: Oh?
GrumpyTinCan: No, he’s not my son
SpiderMomma: I’ll be there
I’d love to meet your son
What’s his name?
Unknown: hahaha…
B.Banner: You’re not invited
Unknown: I’m aware
Anyway, I’m busy
See you later b******
Spiderbaby: I’m sorry to say but I will be busy.
With adult stuff
Doing adult things
Whinybitch: What?
No is an option?
Then I’m not going
W.Maximoff: Me neither
It’s unfair
Spiderbaby: No…
It’s not???
I’m not part of the team.
TinCanMan: Spidey…
You’re literally part of the team now
Natasha has legit claimed you
You have to attend all mandatory meetings
And this is one because it’s his birthday
SpiderMomma: Yea
You’re one of us now
So you have to come.
Spiderbaby: But like…
B.Banner: No buts.
You’re coming
Spiderbaby: You’re nicer as the hulk.
B.Banner: When did you meet the hulk???
CreepyOldGuy: Uhhh
The hulk is nice to you???
THE HULK KNOWS WHO YOU ARE???
Unknown: Oh shit
W.Maximoff: I thought you were busy?
Unknown: Oh right
Bad guys
SpiderMomma: I don’t think I like you
B.Banner: The hulk
My alterego
Is nice to you?
Spiderbaby: yes…
He said I was cute
Like a puppy…
TinCanMan: Wait…
That means…
Coffee Bitch
Mr.Stark: Alright
You better be fucking with me
I am the only Avenger that has seen that video
So, you’re Spider-Man?
Best Trio
BitchAssWhiteBoi sent [img.coffeebitch/screenshot2]
BitchAssWhiteBoi: UhHHH
HELPPPP
CODE RED
Ned: AHAHHAAH
Karma Bitch
TOOK MY LAST DONUT DID YOU
BitchAssWhiteBoi: Ned…
PLEASE
Ned: No.
BitchAssWhiteBoi: MJ?
MJ: Fine.
But first
MJ changed Ned to BadFren
MJ: Try playing clueless?
BitchAssWhiteBoi: Okay…
Coffee Bitch
Peter: Who’s Spider-Man?
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BitchAssWhiteBoi: …
I uhm…
I freaked out guys…
MJ: How bad?
BitchAssWhiteBoi: ...I
...I asked…
I asked who Spider-Man was…
BadFren changed BitchAssWhiteBoi to Idiot
MJ: I just
I can’t with you
WHY
Idiot: I PANICKED
What do I do now…
MJ: You’re on your own now.
BadFren: Tea gettin spilt
Coffee Bitch
Mr.Stark: Are you kidding?
Like
Do you REALIZE
I’m going to have a heart attack
You Peter...MY Peter
Is Spider-Man
At SIXTEEN
Favorite Intern: No…
Mr.Stark: Don’t you lie to me.
I just…
How do you balance this?
School, Homework, Internship, Spider-Man???
Favorite Intern: I don’t
Mr.Stark: AND
All you wear is a ONESIE?
Also…
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
YOU BEEN STABBED
Favorite Intern: Okay okay fine…
Yes, I am Spider-Man
Have been since I was thirteen
I already said- I DONT SLEEP
I survive off coffee like you
All I have is a onesie
I have been stabbed fifteen times
Hit by a car three times
Shot twice
And had a building fall on me once
Crashed a plane once.
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TinCanMan: Was anyone aware
That Spider-BOY had a building dropped on him
OR that he crashed a plane
IN A ONESIE
SpiderMomma has gone offline.
Whinybitch: Oh Shit guys
Nat is going to kill someone.
Spiderbaby: ITS NOT A BIG DEAL
ITS FINE
IM FINE
NO ONE WAS KILLED
Besides the man in jail.
CreepyOldGuy: A BUILDING???
WHEN???
Are you okay???
B.Banner has gone offline
HULK is online
HULK: HULK SMASH
HULK KILL
PUNY VULTURE
HULK SAVE ****
P E T E R
Unknown: Welp, this was a good run Pete
Spiderbaby: FUCK
Hulk NOOOOOO
This Chat Has Been Paused By Fury
Fury: I’ll be at the compound in 10 minutes
I expect ALL of you to be there
Including the ‘non-avengers’
This is unacceptable.