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Marvel Cinematic Universe The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
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Darcy: good morning fam.  

Sam: are you still here?  I've deleted the fucking app ten times.  

Steve: Peggy says this is going to be funny. 

Bucky: Peggy always thinks things will be fun. Do you remember that time in Prague?

Steve: I still have scars.

Sam: Why is not she here?

Sam: Darcy, why don't you invite Peggy?

Bucky: No!

Steve: Oh no!

Darcy: Why not?

Nat: A supersoldier can have scars? Asking for a friend.

Wanda: I warn you that I am going to send an astral projection to the party... I am busy.

Bucky: I don't know kid, but Fury doesn't seem like the type of man to celebrate birthdays.  

Darcy: Neither have you and you loved the party I threw you.  

Bucky: I was too sober to pretend otherwise.  

Darcy: What theme would Fury like?

Jane: Themes are for eighth graders.  

Darcy: you are not Jane.

Jane: How do you know.  

Darcy: she never saw GoT.  There is only one person capable of knowing so much about that fandom.  

Jane: you are not fun.

Darcy: Loki.  

Jane: fuck.  

Sarah: and is this Fury someone sentimental?  

Maria: hahahahaha. Sorry. But no.

Monica: Hi everybody. I don't know why I'm here but I know Fury. He likes cats.

Darcy: Cats... in broadway?

Jane: Oh yes, that.

Darcy: SHUT UP LOKI

Sarah: Why not something about Star Wars. Everybody likes Star Wars.

Bucky: Do you like Star Wars, Sarah?

Tony: ...

Sam: I'm more a trekkie myself. And you too Buck.

Sarah: Yes. I like Star Wars and my kiddos too.

Bucky: I like Luke Skywalker.

Sam: When? How?

Darcy: Someone has to investigate if Fury likes it.

Jane: Cutting his hand.

Maria: Asking him?

Sarah: I'm more a Han Solo fan, Bucky.

Bucky: Danm...

Tony: I can make lightsabers as souvenirs.

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