Chapter 1
Steve still couldn’t believe he was pregnant. He felt the symptoms but thanks to his previous physique he didn’t show quite as much, so despite being ready to pop at the drop of a hat he looked to be only 4 months along. He was overjoyed and so was Thor, even if their unborn child often left Steve immobile in the morning.
He woke up feeling sore, Steve tried getting up but the baby wasn’t having it. He turns his head to look at the sleeping mass next to him “Thor,” no response. “Honey wake your ass up,” Steve hits the sleeping god on the arm, jolting him awake “a little help here.”
Thor slowly rises, mumbling an apology. He helps Steve sit up “better?”
“He’s pressing against my lungs, but besides that it’s nice to not feel like a flipped over turtle,” Thor smiles before kissing his husband. Steve cautiously stands before lumbering to the kitchen to make breakfast.
Steve hums quietly to himself as he made pancakes. He stops when he feels something running down his legs. Pursing his lips he looks down “my water just broke,” he says calmly. He turns around to look at Thor whose face was drained of color.
“Honey, just stay calm-”
“I am calm.”
“-I’ll get help.”
Labor and delivery went smoothly for what occurred in between. Steve and Bruce were the only ones who remained calm while everyone else ran around like headless chickens. It must have been the super soldier serum but Steve didn’t feel it as terribly as most and delivered a healthy baby boy.
“Woah, Steve this is a big ass baby.”
“Nat-”
“I’m being so serious right now, Bruce did you weigh him yet?”
Bruce stares at the scale as if rereading it “how do you carry a thirteen pound baby and not be in pain?”
Steve sits up a little “I’m sorry did you say thirteen pounds?” Bruce lifts up the newborn to show Steve how massive his child is, the baby almost made Bruce look tiny. Thor appeared proud while Steve’s jaw dropped “holy shit I gave birth to goliath.” Steve holds his newborn, feeling how big and heavy his son was.
He chuckles a little before looking at his husband “we’re in trouble.”