Chapter 16
Cw: #bkdk feat. drunk Bk
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"I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE, I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOUUUUU!!!!♫♫♫", a shriek can be heard all over the karaoke room.
Jirou raises her hands to her sensitive ears.
"WHERE THE HELL IS MIDORIYA??!!!" she pleads to bring the man back.
"I KNOW YOU WERE RIGHT BELIEVING FOR SO LOOOOOONGGGG♫♫♫," Katsuki keeps ‘singing’. More like killing everyone with a headache.
"Fucking hell who let him have a drink??? He can't stand shit!!!" Kaminari questions his friends.
"I don't know bro!!! One moment he was fine and then he became that", Kirishima whines.
"I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE, WHAT I AM WITHOUT YOUUUUUU???!! ♫♫♫," Katsuki cries, shirtless, with one hand holding the microphone and with another a bottle of tequila.
"I'm baaaaack!" a sweet voice said.
"THANK GOD IZUKU, GO CONTROL YOUR MAN!!!" Mina begs.
"Huh?" Izuku tilts his head. "What do you mean?"
"I CAN'T BE TOO LATE TO SAY THAT I WAS SO WROOOOONG!!! ♫♫♫," a raspy voice he recognizes too well says.
"O-Oh," Izuku understands know.
"YES, OH. PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!!" Sero tells him.
Deku approaches the inconsolable man.
"K-Kacchan? Baby? What's wrong?" Izuku cups his face.
Katsuki's pupils dilate incredibly, only leaving a thin red ring around them.
"I-Izuku? My bunny? Is that y-you?" Katsuki can't believe he is seeing him.
"Uhm... yes?" Deku answers.
"Y-You left me!!!" tears stream down Katsuki's face.
"I just went to the bathroom for five minutes!!!" Deku reasons, trying not to laugh.
"W-Was it because I ate your Mighty chips and didn't share with you??? I was wrong, I promise I won't do it again, please don't leave meeeeee!!!" Katsuki cries.
"PFFTTT!!! SO, IT WAS REALLY YOU??!! YOU BLAMED LADY EXPLOSION MURDER!!!" Izuku accuses him. Their poor Chihuahua girl. He will have to give her a lot of treats later.
"I-I..." he doesn't have any explanation. Instead, he claims: "y-you were right all this time, M-Mighty chips are the best, I love them so much!!!" the blond utters with big puppy eyes.
"It's okay baby. I forgive you. How about you buy us the extra big bag next time and we share it together while watching a movie?" Izuku proposes.
"R-Really?" Katsuki has calmed down now.
"Yes, Kacchan" Izuku beams.
The blond gives him a glance full of adoration.
He embraces Izuku tightly.
"I love youuuuuu. Love you so damn muchhhh, fuckk!!!! Love your beautiful heart, your eyes, your freckles, your assssss," Katsuki squeezes Deku's plump butt in that last sentence.
"K-Kacchan!!! Our friends are here!!!" Izuku blushes furiously.
"THEN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!" Katsuki doesn't waste time. He carries Izuku over his shoulder and slaps his ass.
"K-KACCHAN!!!" Izuku's protests die as Katsuki opens the door and leaves with his husband.
"Can we pretend like nothing happened and keep singing like normal people?", Jirou wonders.
Mina, Kirishima, Sero and Kaminari: “.....Yes? Yes! Let's do that!!!!”
Katsuki will have his payback tomorrow with all the teasing from the videos they just recorded.