Pasta Night at Mom’s
Em has renamed Penelope as the world’s sexiest hacker
Em: a rightful name for the goddess
the world’s sexiest hacker: awww em ily
Em: gotta get a piece of that
Chocolate Thunder: Hands off my Baby Girl prentiss
Em: bro i dont even get my name capitalized what the hell
Em: also, YOURS?????
Chocolate Thunder: We all know who Hot Stuff is most excited to call when we have an update on a case
Em: dont be homophobic morgan
Sir Hotch: Prentiss, please do not address your team members jokingly as such or I will be required to get Human Resources and Strauss involved as per our newest policy.
Em: noooo dont get the party pooper involved
Em: morgan im sorry
Chocolate Thunder: Damn, I didnt even have to ask for an apology.
Rossi: Kids, please.
Rossi: Pasta night at mine at 5. Don’t be late. Bring snacks or wine.
J.J: Idk if I can I need someone to babysit the boys
the world’s sexiest hacker: you have a hubby, USE HIM
J.J: HE’s got a case this time
Rossi: If you can’t get a sitter, your boys are more than welcome at my house. Your boys are our family.
Em: jj if you do not come i will cry immense tears
J.J: ok so I just called the babysitter and she’s free
Em: YAYYYYY
Spence: I’ll be there, Rossi!
Sir Hotch: I, unlike J.J, are not able to get a babysitter. Is it alright if I bring Jack?
Rossi: Of course!
Chocolate Thunder: I will be there, though i’ll be kidless unlike my fellow profilers.
the world’s sexiest hacker: count me there!!1 i can’t wait :D i’ll bring jack some baseball cards i found !!!
Sir Hotch: Garcia, I appreciate you spoiling my son.
the world’s sexiest hacker: i love him and i will be the favorite
Spence: We all admire your dedication, Garcia
Rossi: See you all soon.
Em: 🍝