Part 5
N/A: Hum, Zaorva ruling bc after dealing with bosses, better dream with Outer Family members.
Silver Surfer is collect as the main doors are opening to him, literally. Silver Surfer is showing respect to the opponent figure in front of him, even if, by all accounts, said the figure is not his boss. "Lady Zaorva," he bows his head respectfully and even speaks in one of her languages.
Zaorva is benevolent, of course.
Zaorva is an Outer God and is never wise to tempt fate, even less if said fate is on Zaorva´s paycheck.
(There´re some theories in regards to Fates sisters, are they Zaorva´s puppets? Has an analogy taken too seriously? Are the fates just the 3 sisters of the Outer Family? No can be sure)
Zaorva is a tall woman, literally. Wearing a mortal dress only to follow the aesthetic of the minute.
Zaorva has more names than faces...
"Hello, Silver Surfer, oh you stop. You think as if I have some big plans for a mere dress. I pick this one because is pretty and nothing else," Zaorva is drinking her coffee.
Pursing her lips. The powerful being adds. "Your master is not here,"
Silver Surfer asked nodding. "I see...when he´ll come back?" and to make sure there are no underline insults to be seen in his line. "Galaticus asked me to take care of a situation. The situation is all solved and I just him to do what he...usually do," the Herald states unsure how to put eloquently enough that Galaticus eats planets.
"Galaticus eats planets, not that hard to say Silver Surfer," Zaorva states bored and unimpressed as her mug is still on her fingers.
"Yes, well...where is he?"
"Well....Funny you ask this, so, Hum...funny story, Galaticus broke OUR rules and is now in Narnia," Zaorva states drinking her coffee.
Silver Surfer blinks at this. Zaorva is many, many things but there´s no reason to lie, at least not about this. Zaorva is not power hungry and even if she was...that would be a stupid plan to enact.
Zaorva narrows her eyes at him. "I chose to be flatter by this, Norrin Radd," she says a bit grumpily.
Norrin blushes apologetically and tries again. "I didn´t mean to offend is just...I menage to retrieve every life form of planet Maaxus, I managed to evacuate every single life form and everyone is dreadfully waiting for Galaticus to eat a planet..." looking at his blue eyes he adds. "Will he take long?"
"Well," she drawls the word long enough to give him a clue. "He´s in Narnia. The life expectation there is to life till 150, plus, when he does die...time is nothing but an illusion to us," Zaorva shurgs simple and returns to her coffee.
The mug has the words "universes best mom"
"Oh ok, then maybe Death could..." he halts as Zaorva shakes her head bemused and pouting.
"Narnia," she replies.
"Narnia? Death?" Zaorva pouts and nods. "O-OK, so, maybe Pheonix..." Zaorva shakes her head.
"Narnia"
"Your husband?"
"In Narnia, if it makes you feel better, he´s trying to destroy the old king and be the new ruler..."
Norrin blinks several times. "The entire family but you are in Narnia?" and his curiosity peak. "What did they do?"
Zaorva humms as she puts the mug down. "Amateurs stuff, things you don´t need to worry about," Zaorva promises.
Norrin accepts that.
"Well, I know this is not your style, but could you eat the planet?" Norrin asked a bit desperate. Zaorva only stares at him.
"Well, you´re in a prickly situation, you promised the total destruction of a planet, however, Galaticus is not here...and everyone will rally against you in the future if you went out of that door and say Galaticus is not here," Zaorva shakes her head. "It´s the tale of the boy who cries wolf,"
"So...I´m doomed?"
"Look, I could eat the planet for you, however, the survivors will see Migaboshi eating the planet, not Galaticus, plus...not sure how the big guy will react to that later, he´s a picky eater," Zaorva states calmly.
"So...I´m doomed"
"Well, not really...you have always another option..." the woman opens a big grin. "Creating a big ruse!"
"What?"
"Make people believe Galaticus eat the planet!"
"Then...I´ll have to lie to 20 billion people," Norrin is already thinking of the logistics to keep such a lie.
"Well...you can always say the truth...then all your good working would be for naught," Zaorva used a good point.
Norrin stares at her for a solid second. "How can I do it?"
Zaorva grin widely.