the affliction of the straights
eatmyass: ok its sad we couldnt party tonight but can we just acknowledge how amazing i am
andarrows: DID U GER THE PART.???
eatmyass: ger
andarrows: shur up im brushnf my teer
andarrows: teeth
eatmyass: boy its like 9
andarrows: ?
Adora: Not everyone is nocturnal like you, Glims.
Adora: And did you get the part??
eatmyass: dunno yet I'm just reminding you guys that I'm amazing and I think I may have changed some lives today
andarrows: im sure
andarrows: and u know I'm in bed by 9.30. i don't got this perfect skin with a shitty sleep routine
eatmyass: come back to me w scientific proof on that
andarrows: ima major in biology just so I can write it myself and serve u some good ass humble pie
eatmyass: I don't want ass on my humble pie
andarrows: look at ur username girl
Adora: Oh boy. It's that time of night.
eatmyass: my username instructs you losers to eat MY ass. in no situation will I be consuming any ass.
andarrows: fuck you
eatmyass: FUCK YOU
Adora: MOVE THIS TO DMS IF YALL ARE GONNA BE FIGHTING ALL EVENING PLEASE
eatmyass: adora says yall. confirmed.
andarrows: canon
Adora: Oh my god.
andarrows changed eatmyass's name to consumerofass
consumerofass: I know where u live
andarrows: ye cuz u sleep here half the time-
Adora: LOL
consumerofass: baby the emojis were bad enough
consumerofass: the LOLs cause me physical pain
Adora: :(
consumerofass: like I'm pretty sure by spleen just ruptured
andarrows: be nice
consumerofass: bite me
Adora: Oh! Did Bow tell you I talked to Catra today?
consumerofass: you always talk to cats why is this news
consumerofass: like u made us late to class cuz u insisted on trying to "win over" that grumpy tom that lounges around the C block
Adora: That wasn't a fun day. So many scratches.
andarrows: the newbie is catra dumbass
consumerofass: her last name is dumbass? sucks fr
andarrows: I stg
consumerofass: learn punctuation u imbecile
Adora: ANYWAY
Adora: Catra is so cool! She's got hetero-chromey or something.
consumerofass: ah the affliction of the straights
andarrows: IM IN PAIN NOW
andarrows: ITS HETEROCHROMIA
andarrows: HER EYES ARE TWO DIFFERENT COLOYRS
consumerofass: coloyrs
andarrows changed consumerofass's name to stinky gross bitch
Adora: Bow!
andarrows: m sorry dora she got on my last nerve
stinky gross bitch: well that was uncalled for
stinky gross bitch: but that's enough topic waylaying. tell us abt cat girl adora
Adora: Catra. And THANK you!
Adora: She's just moved here from a few towns over, and she likes the same juice as me!
stinky gross bitch: ..
stinky gross bitch: oh that's it
stinky gross bitch: OK cool
stinky gross bitch: well she's got a hell of a set of pipes
andarrows: is that a euphemism
stinky gross bitch changed stinky gross bitch's name to queen
queen: im feeling slay tonight guys
queen: and no its not a fucking euphemism, she's got a rly good voice. she may have changed some lives today too. look at us girlbossin it up
andarrows: how did u get admin privileges
queen: when ur a royal-
Adora: I think she may have fiddled with your phone when you weren't looking.
queen: blasphemy lies mistruths
andarrows: im changing my password rn
queen: mistruths