the firm thighs of a jock
andarrows: guys I am NOT feeling this week
andarrows: i tripped and dropped the smoothie mermista got me, got gum in my hair and I just had to give kyle the heimlich
queen: the what now
Adora: Oh no! Is Kyle okay?
andarrows: ye he's calming down on rogelio's lap
queen: nothing like the firm thighs of a jock to soothe the soul
Adora: Well that was disturbing to read.
andarrows: im not inviting u to after school drinks if u keep that up glim
queen: what?! he's hot
Adora: Well.
queen: u can't see past ur gigantic aura of lesbianism to appreciate his beauty
andarrows: JSSHAHAH
Adora: ...
andarrows: anyway can we go back to ohhh poor bow
Adora: Ohhh poor Bow!
Adora: Just one hour left bud. Then a latte on me!
andarrows: that's incredibly sweet of you dora but I don't think a latte will cut it. I had to PICK kyle UP and SQUEEZE him and watch as a hunk of sandwich the size of an egg shot out of his oesophagus.
queen: bless you
andarrows: ITS THE FUCKING THROAT GLIMMER
queen: just say throat then
queen: not osoeosopphagus
queen: but ye I agree
queen: tonight we D R I N K
Adora: I don't know, guys. I was going to do some practice the next morning. Early enough so Hordak doesn't complain and stuff.
queen: oh boo! just one?
queen: and then maybe some
Adora: We'll see.
[the next morning]
queen: bow can u cycle to mine and get me some water
queen: please
queen: prtty pls
andarrows: no
queen: yeah your right it would be quicker if adora sprinted all the way from the other side of town tbh
andarrows: RUDE?!
Adora: I'm glad I only had a couple of those cans! You sound rough.
andarrows: as much as she likes to brag, glim holds her alcohol like a leaky bucket
queen: do you LIKE having your spine? :D xox
Adora: Oh dear. It's scary when you smile.
queen: I take that as a compliment x
queen: and btw adora I found a selfie of me and bow with some interesting subjects in the background
queen sent [one image]
(picture is a goofy selfie of bow and glimmer in the foreground trying on the sunglasses on the rotating stand- in the background, a very red-faced adora is laughing at something catra said.)
andarrows: subject A appears to be severely flustered.
andarrows: to an extent that I'm almost concerned for her blood flow like
Adora: OH
Adora: Ohhh No
Adora: Damn I just tripped on the field looking at that.
queen: i don't get how u can just like leave ur house in the morning on weekends instead of u know , sleeping
Adora: Oh God I look so awkward!!
queen: not rly-
Adora: :((((((!!!
andarrows: nooo dora u were fine! she was flustered too, I'm sure
Adora: Why would she have been?
queen: ur kidding right
Adora: ?
queen: bby you are like
queen: lesbian catnip
queen: pun not intended but I'm making it intended. I'm owning that
andarrows: deflate your massive head for a sec glims, adoras freaking
Adora: NO I'M NOT
andarrows: ur typing in caps
Adora: YOU'RE TYPING IN CAPS
andarrows: stellar comeback
queen: common W
Adora: I don't know what that means.
queen: OK but seriously i sense major clairo vibes from our brooding brunette
andarrows: translation for adora- catra is gay
Adora: Oh. I knew that, the code.
queen: sure jan
andarrows: so u gonna make a move or what
Adora: I've known her one week!!!
queen: that's 2 months in lesbian terms
andarrows: more like 2 years. I'm p sure scorpia asked perfuma out after like, 3 days.
queen: slay
Adora: I think Catra knows Scorpia, actually!
Adora: She mentioned that after I brought up the rugby team, after she started talking about sports.
Adora: Oh no, you don't think she thought I was bragging, do you?!
andarrows: so did u memorise the ENTIRE conversation or
queen: YES! BRAG LIKE A KING
queen: TELL HER YOU ONCE FOUGHT A LION, OR LIKE A RABID WEASEL FOR A BAGEL
Adora: I'm not telling her that.
queen: u wrestled mermista for one once. same thing.
andarrows: I think she'd be pleased at that comparison.
queen: o ye I forgot abt ur wierd bond with her
andarrows: hey its not my fault I speak the secret language of mermista
queen: it can't be that hard if she hangs out w seahawke without the urge to decimate him everytime he sings
Adora: Glim! Hawkey's nice.
Adora: I've got to go, I just got home and Hordak will be awake by now.
Adora: Bye!
andarrows: bye babe!
queen: smell u later peasant