adora with a fedora
eatmyass: bow i forgot my eyeshadow do u have any spare
eatmyass: bow
eatmyass: bow
eatmyass: bow
eatmyass: BOW FFS
eatmyass: PLS I NEED IT
Poof: Glimmer are you okay?
eatmyass: im fine babes I just might die if I turn up to auditions without my pastel pink bedazzled eyelids I mean I remember to bring my book report and not my fucking makeup son of a fucking biscuit bitch in a fucking tree
eatmyass: B O W
Poof: Okay
Poof: :)
Poof: Change my name please!
eatmyass: not until you get me that Snickers u owe me
Poof: :(
bowtotheking: what's going on
bowtotheking: o h oh dear r
eatmyass: WHERE R U RN
bowtotheking: I ONLY Hve EYELINER M SORRY
eatmyass: FFFFKCK
eatmyass: I am out for blood.
bowtotheking: ur the one who forgot it
eatmyass: eat my ass
bowtotheking: ...
Poof: I'm sure it'll be okay Glim! You're amazing at acting.
eatmyass: u will be the sole survivor of the apocalyptic war i am seconds away from starting
Poof: Thank you?
bowtotheking: hey
bowtotheking changed Poof's name to Adora
bowtotheking changed bowtotheking's name to andarrows
eatmyass: you've already used that joke
eatmyass: boooooo
eatmyass: 🍅
andarrows: ur just jealous cuz u couldn't think of a funny enough user so it's just an insult
Adora: Enough squabbling you children it's lunch soon!
eatmyass: o boy can't wait to see my friend stuff at least nine footlongs into her infinite-capacity jaw that unhinges like kaa the snake
andarrows: mean. and you've got to stop referencing the jungle book like we get it. u read for once.
eatmyass: with my attention span i need a gold plaque
Adora: :(
Adora: "We congratulate Glimmer on her not-completely-illiterate status."
andarrows: HAH
eatmyass: owch
Adora: You called my mouth an infinite gob or whatever!
eatmyass: water under the bridge. I'm on in 10 mins oop
eatmyass: im peeking through the curtain. that new girl with the wild ass hair is auditioning for the singing part
Adora: There's a song in the play?
eatmyass: ...
andarrows: adora sweetie have u ever read/watched the jungle book-
Adora: Um.
eatmyass: OK it's fine I wasn't going to do the chemistry shit tonight anyway. My place, 5. Byob. No fedoras
andarrows: tough policy
eatmyass: OK ngl newbie is pretty good. vocals like scarjo
Adora: But I won't be Adora with a Fedora!
eatmyass: you can be adora with a fedora on my front lawn. no entry to the premises
Adora: :(
Adora: I'll bring blue lagoon.
eatmyass: OK policy revoked temporarily for this week
Adora: YAY!
eatmyass: OK I'm on see u at lunch
andarrows: BYE GLIMS GOOD LUCK XOXOOX
andarrows: u got this big time!!! 💪
Adora: Break a leg! But not actually! :D