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venti: Hi guys.
kazuha: I thought I blocked you?
venti: im done with this bro ms gunnhildr YOU SUCK im never hsing yrammar agaij
Jean Gunnhildr: Venti.
venti has kicked Jean Gunnhildr out of the server
scaramouche: lmao
scaramouche: old ass bitch
aether: kazuha stop giggling
kazuha: bRO YOU CANT EVEN SEE ME
aether: i can sense you
childe: Bro ur giving scara some devious thoughts aether shut up
childe: hes like smirking rn idk what hes tryna do 💀
scaramouche: STFU WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??
ayaka: scarakazu kinda cute ngl
kazuha: whats that..
ayaka: your ship name!
scaramouche: WHAT??
kazuha: im done
kazuha is now offline
scaramouche is now offline
childe: they prolly kissing
venti: bru 😭
childe: ANYWAYS
childe: have yall seen yha5 new student 😍😍😍😍😍
childe: hes REALLY cute..
venti: Bro hes my boo idk what ur saying
childe: can u ser me up with him
signora: bro you dont even know his name
venti has added zhongli
childe: BR SCARA DO I SMELL GOOD?. SCARA(heshere)
scaramouche: no you smell like shit now shut the fuck up me and kaz are talking about politics
raiden: truly a match made in heaven
yae miko: aww <<3<3<3<3<3<3
scaramouche: stfu
childe: ‘KAZ’ AWWWWWWWWWW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
heizou: gm ghys
childe: goodmmorning 😊
zhongli: venti, what is this?
childe: Good Morning!!!!
dottore: ‘!!!!’
zhongli: good morning!
venti: its a groupchat with (almost) everyone in our grade!
venti: and um i know someone that wants to be ur friend fr!!!
zhongli: oh?
zhongli has requested permission to leave
childe: ..
zhongli: i did not know that it notified the entire server. my apologies.
venti: ZHONGLI PLS HES REALLY NICE
zhongli: who?
venti: umum
venti: okay so all in favor of locking the new kid and childe in a room until they date say ‘I’
zhongli: what?
childe: I FR
xiao: fuck no venti shut up
xingqiu: I
xiangling: I
chongyun: I
raiden: no
raiden: zhongli is my friend he doesnt deserve this
nahida: I
raiden: shut up tinkerbell
nahida: i love seeing romantic relationships forming!
raiden: no uou dont
ayato: I
ayato: cuz childe is the one who paid for me and thomas blind date fr and hes the reason we dating
venti: Okay!!!
venti: childe and zhongli come to my house fr
zhongli: why?
venti: i got osmanrhus wine
zhongli is now offline
childe is now offline
venti: perfect. 😈😈😈
venti is now offline
lisa minci: ah~ matchmaking i see! they would be a very compatible couple!
diluc: why am i here
kaeya: BROTHER!!!!!!
diluc: shut up and dont call me that
kaeya: i hav a crush on someon3 teh3
diluc: i dont care
kaeya: wait omg do you wanna have a gossip girls night out?
diluc: no
kaeya: yes?
kaeya: great!
kaeya: we can gossip about kazuha and scaramouche and about how ugly scaramouche and xiao are and how hot and cute albedo is and about how zhongli is great for childe and ya #Period
diluc: bro
kaeya: i’ll invite a bunch of ppl dw 😈
kaeya: Im coming over rn!!!!
hu tao: bro my toilets clogged 😭😭😭😭
yanfei: i told you
hu tao: i wish i didnt shit so much
xiao: dude
xiao: literally no one needs to know that
hu tao: AUUUGHH SHUT UP
childe: Guys tehe im in the same room as him what do i do
scaramouche: bro
scaramouche: litrlly no one cares
scaramouche: im fucking busy
scaramouche: but that damn smurfass kid i dont fucking know his name wont let me mute this shit
venti: are u busy with KAZUHA(kaz???😱😱😱)
scaramouche: if i say yes will you let me mute this
venti: probs cuz i love u and kazu fr
scaramouche: then yes
venti has accepted scaramouche’s mute request
scaramouche is now offline
venti: Young love ❤️❤️
venti: scaramush and kazubby are like that one scene from that one romcomand kazubby is like “why would u want to marry me?” and scaramoose is like “so i can kiss u anytime i want” LIKE PL S😭😭😭😭😭😭
xingqiu: SOMEONE WHO LOVES IT AS MUCH AS I DO
venti: OMG XINGQIU CAN I REQUEST TWO FANFICS
xingqiu: ANUTHING FR BUT U GOTA PAY
venti: I WILL!
xingqiu: alrifht tell me 😈😈
venti: i wanr a 50 chapyer royalty omegaverse au slowburn scarakazu enemiesbto lovers opposiuets attarxt pls and thank u and you know who the omega and whonthe alpha is fr but like that thing happens where kike somehe accidntaloy kissed someone and like the person who loves them sees and is like “omg how could u do yhis” but then they r like “its not whar ir looks like” and then they are like (kazuha preferbaly) is like “its okay” And they date and get married and yay
xingqiu: let me add up how much mora that will be 😊
venti: yes hes
xingqiu: 3300.32
xingqiu: im feeling generous so im taking off tax
venti: okay yes yes and the other one
venti: So next i want a tartali angsty but witha happy ending with 36 chapters abotnwhere like High school AU and childe is bad boy and zhongli is Softie cutie fr But then he gets under Childe’s bad bly influence and becomes devious too fr and its like Patners in crime cuz they are so bad Yes? thank u thank u thats it
xingqiu: Exactly 2500 mora
venti: Consider it paied already
xingqiu: I’ll start working on it.
xingqiu is now offline
kazuha: there is absolutely no way that kaeya just forced me to come to a girls gossip night all just so i had to deal with them talking about me and scara
kazuha: crying myself to sleep tonigh 🙁
venti: ‘SCARA???????’ EXCISE ME
venti: Their married
venti: j can see it alreadu
venti: Kazuha Raiden fe
venti: not the besr name nvm
venti: or like Scaradouche Kaedehara whichnisnr a very foodnname either idk
venti: Snores
kazuha: are you okay?
keqing: i love gossip girls night sleepovers
ayato: i find it hilarious how you are almost the only girl here
ayato: like ten otjers were invited but like none of them came 💀
keqing: gossiping is fun