ScaraKazu Proven Real by Local Dumbass
teyvat cuisine
5:00AM
childe: GUYS SCARAKAZU IS REAL
venti: PROOF??????
childe:
attached image: (sent from Photo Library)
(insert its like 3am and scarakazu kissing fr ontop of sleeping bags fr)
(imagine it anyway u want ok i dont feel like finding a picture)-
venti: OMG.
venti: CONTEXT??? @xingqiu @aether @xiao @heizou @signora @dottore @pantalone @pierro @arlecchino @columbina @sandrone @thoma @ayato @zhongli @gorou @raiden @lisa minci @beidou @ningguang @mona
arlecchino and 5+ others are now online
arlecchino: bro i literally dont care
arlecchino: scaramouche can get head and die i seriously dont care about him
columbina: i was sleeping ffs
dottore: I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN
columbina: dottore you freak
heizou: Kazuha finally accepting his crush fr ❤️❤️🤧🤧
beidou: YAY
ningguang: I thought he had a crush on that one kid with a ponytail?
beidou: but you said you dont like that kid?
ningguang: I don’t like this kid either.
raiden: our family has a lot of money i can assure u
ningguang: nvm as long as he’s happy
mona: i feel bad for kazuha
signora: honestly same
xiao: gross
aether: KAZUHA DITCHED ME FOR HIM????
aether: FOR SCARA-FUCKING-MOUCHE??? @lumine
lumine is now online
lumine: what
aether: scarakazu kissinf at 5am (kazuha ditched us for this stupid sleepover SO THEY COULD FCUKING KISS LIKE STFU
lumine: kazuha doesnt deserve this
childe: MB MB CONTEXT IS IM PRETTY SURE THEY BOTH COULDNT SLEEP THeN SCARA STARTED BEING DEVIOUS AND WAS FLIRTING AND SHIT THEN THEY KISSED
pantalone: i did not need to know that
dottore: You are so right all the time i Love u fr
pantalone: what
dottore: whwt
scaramouche: bro
scaramouche: shut up
scaramouche: that happened at like 12am
scaramouche: three months ago
childe: NO. IT. DID. NOT.
aether: I HATE YOU SCARAFUCKITNDOUCHE
aether: FCUKING FIGHT ME
aether: I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON BALLS
aether: B-A-L-L-S
aether: BALLS
scaramouche: BRO
xiao: i honestly hate you too at the moment
venti: Guys dont be so mean to kazuha’s bf…
aether: I THOUGHT HE HAD BETTER TASTE
aether: SCARAMOUCHE??? SCARAMOUCHE BRO
aether: I THOUGHT HE WAS RANTING ABOUT SOMEONE NORMAL
aether: LIKE IDK HEIZOU OR SOMETHING
aether: which, i mean, was pretty stupid on my behalf
aether: BUT FUCKING SCARAMOUCHE???, HED MEOW FOR SCARAMOUCHE???? WHAT
xiao: you didnt know he was talking about scaramouche?..
aether: NO???
xiao: dude
xiao: it was literally so obvious
aether: he was talking about some kuni person idk..
xiao: kuni is scaramouche
xiao: how did you not know that
xiao: his name is kunikuzushi
aether: crying
aether: tears are pouring oit my eyes rn
venti: now now aether
aether: ITS LIKE
aether: HES KISSING THE ENEMY
scaramouche: bro
scaramouche: im sorry for taking ur friend 💀
aether: I DONT FROGIVE U
venti: he does dw
aether: KAZUHA IS SO NICE WHST DID U DO TO HIM
childe: watch him say “He fell for my charm”
aether: CHARM?
scaramouche: i literally did not even say that
kazuha is now online
kazuha: its like 6AM why are you all awake
kazuha: aether are you okay?.
aether: YOUR BLUFIRNED.
kazuha: huh?
venti: KAZUHA I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
kazuha: what
childe: scaramouche what is ur best pickup line
scaramouche: i dont use those wtf
Nahida: Hello Scaramouche!
scaramouche: hi aunt buer
scaramouche: why r u in this
childe: did u not notice kazuha’s parents are also in here
childe: and HI SCARA’S AUNTIE!!!!!!!!!
Nahida: Hello!
childe: did u know that
scaramouche: childe stfu
childe: Scara has a boufriend
raiden is now online
raiden: HE. WHAT?!?!!!?????
raiden: if its nor kazuha im endinf my life
Nahida: Really? I don’t recall Kuni having a bond with anyone. This is great!
scaramouche: ahahha
childe: it was recently established too! !!!!!!
kazuha: childe do my moms know
childe: yes
kazuha: die
kazuha is now offline
scaramouche is now offline
signora: why are they in sync 💀
venti: i frogot i added scara’s aunt
venti: should i kick all the adults out.. (Except for ms minci cuz We all love her fr)
lisa minci: <3
Nahida: I wouldn’t mind. But the timezone in Sumeru is different than from in Liyue. So, it does not bother me you are texting this late.
Ningguang: It bothers me. Please, kick me out.
beidou: dont kidk me out fr
beidou: i promise you can use the crux for yalls next party
beidou: we have alchohol!!!!
Nahida: Are you two Kazuha’s mothers?
Ningguang: Yes.
venti: hav thsi convo somwehre else Pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏bbbb
venti has removed Ningguang (nicely tho)
venti has removed Nahida (nicely tho)
keqing: do we have school today
thoma: no!
keqing: yipee
venti: @everyone GUYS LETS PLAY KISS MARRY KILL
scaramouche: fuck no
childe: PEROROOD
zhongli: rex incognito is such a good song.
keqing: YES IT IS FR
keqing: so is a lovers oath
keqing: why cant someone love me like how tbat song interprets love 😭
ganyu: are you okay? you seem more uh.. jumpy than usual..
venti: ALRIGHT GUYS LETS PLAY FR #SLAY #YES #PERIOD #IALWAYSEAT#YESYESYEYSYSSPE3iod
venti: So. Zhongli.
venti: kiss marry kill, TARTAGLIA (😜😜) Osial (🤨🤨) or um uh Xiao
diluc: isnt osial his ex bf or something
zhongli: i
xiao: bro
zhongli: marry ajax, kill osial, and kiss xiao i think?
childe: 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
kaeya is now online
kaeya: ‘AJAX’????? yall are fr dating rn #Slay
diluc: shut up
hu tao: MARINA is so cool
keqing: honestly!
venti: KEQING UR NEXT FR
keqing: oh
venti: scaramouche, yelan, and xiao
keqing: bro
xiao: bro
scaramouche: tf
keqing: kill scaramouche kiss yelan and marry xiao ig
kaeya: IM A FREE BITC( BABY I WNAT UR LOVE AND I WANT UR REVENGE I WANTNUR LOVE I DONT WANNA BE FRIENDS (French)
venti: Kaeya’s next
kaeya: Peroold
venti: albedo, thoma, and ayato
kaeya: kill ayato IMMEDIATELY
ayato: Bro.. 💔💔
kaeya: Marry albedo ❤️❤️❤️❤️💜🧡🧡💜🧡💛💚🤍💙💙💙🤎🤍🤍💕💕💞💘💗💟💓💖💝💝
albedo: oh
kaeya: kiss thoma fr
ayato: 😡😡😡
kaeya: BR