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kazuha: stop bro he is so finnee 😍
xiao: kazuha?
kazuha: im sorry guys but if he suddenly wanted a housewife
kazuha: youd probably need to find a new friend
venti: KAZU.. 🙁
venti: this is giving me an idea for a song
venti: “soft spot” AHUDHAKJSKAKEHNA im going to go write the main chorus 😜😜
venti is now offline
kazuha: if he wanted me to get on all fours and meow like i cat i totally would FOR FREE. 🤭🤭
aether: KAZUHA NO
aether: YOU WERE THE LAST SANE ONE
venti: guys idk what to make for the main lyrics and kazuha totally wouldnt help me write a song ab him and his future bf
kazuha: crush* and yeah i wouldnt
venti: so im gonna make a groupchat with everyone in our grade and observe their interactions so i can!
xiao: venti no
new server
venti has added 40+ members
venti has changed nicknames
#1 bard has changed server name to ‘teyvat cuisine’
#1 bard: YAHOO!! HI EVERYONE FR 😜😜😜
scaramouchie: tf do you want
cutie patootie has left
#1 bard has added sara
#1 bard has removed leaving and muting privileges
sara: venti dont you dare
#1 bard has made sara’s name ‘cutie patootie’
cutie patootie: fuck you
#1 bard has removed nickname privileges
high 24/7: i honestly didnt know you were being serious
high 24/7: also im not high 24/7
#1 bard: IDK WHAT TO MAKE UR NICKNMAE BRO 😭😭
#1 bard: waut.. 😈😈
emo: venti no
#1 bard has changed high 24/7’s name to ‘helplessly in love’
helplessly in love: i hate you so much
helplessly in love: im not even in love with him
#1 bard: YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WOULDNT HESITATE TO MARRY HIM ON THE SPOT JUST CUZ HE REMEMBERED YOUR BIRTHDAY
#1 bard: YOU SAID YOUD BARK AND MEOW FOR HIM IF HE ASKED. FOR FREE 😡
#1 bard: YOU SAID THAT IF HE NEEDED A HOUSEWIFE YOUD LEAVE ME AETHER AND XIAO
#1 bard: AND WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE ALL THREE OF US TOO MUCH TO LEAVE US SO LIKE THIS HAS TO BE SERIOUS
lightning: SCARA’S BLSUHING RN
scaramouchie: STFU I AM NOT
the main character: i mean you did say that like 5 seconds ago
helplessly in love: i didnt mean it
helplessly in love: id punch him in the jawline if i could!
emo: kazuha jsyk im trying to help you by taking ventis phone but it will only last a while before he gets it back
helplessly in love: how could i ever repay you
#1 bard:
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kaedehara kazuha: stop i wish i was joking but like he could confess to murder of 24 people and i would blush and giggle and be like “w-woah.. 😍”
kaedehara kazuha: whenever he texts me i kick my feet
kaedehara kazuha: WHAT DO I DO PLEASE HELP??? 😭😭
helplessly in love: THAT WAS A MESSAGE FOR AETHER HOW DID YOU GET THAT??
#1 bard: i think you forgot i have all of your passwords.
helplessly in love: i hate you
rich number 4: KAZUHA HAS A CRUHS??
rich number 1: AND ITS ON MY BSF AND HE LIKES HIM BACK TOO BRO
helplessly in love: i dont have a crush
scaramouchie: childe you fucking bitch i dont have a crush either
rich number 3: my son has a crush??
pirate: IS IT ON THAT ONE KID WITH A PONYTAIL OR THENOTHER ONE
rich number 3: please be the other one ive never liked the one with a ponytail
helplessly in love: hes pretty nice idk why u dony like him and i dont have a crush
helplessly in love: venti i hate you so much
#1 bard: IM SRORRY I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW ALREADY
helplessly in love: OF COURSE THEY DIDNT DUMBASS CAUSE I DONT HAVE A CRUHS
the main character: kazuha you said it yourself… when venti said hes your future boyfriend you said “crush*” SO IS HE YOUR FUTURE BF OR UR CRUSH
helplessly in love: NEITHER
helplessly in love: he doesnt like me and i dont like him
lightning: oh he totally likes you
rich number 1: def
why’d you kick me: its confirmed he does
#1 bard: and you like him!
emo: leave poor kazuha alone he’s been through enough teasing
hu: GUYS I THINK IVE FINALLY SHITTED TOO MUCH
emo: bro
hu: WHENEVEE I FLUSH IT THE WATER JUSTS GO HIGHER
lawyer: pretty sure that means its clogged
hu: i dont feel like fixing it
hu: nanana
Jean Gunnhildr has reset all nicknames
venti: kmg thats ms gunnhildr think i accidentally added u opppsoes
Jean Gunnhildr: Venti, why are you making a ‘groupchat’ with teachers in it?
venti: wait are there more teachers in here
Jean Gunnhildr: I am ashamed within you all. I have expected at least a few of you to be using proper grammar. Also, I’m very disappointed that many of you are cursing and teasing your classmate, Kaedehara Kazuha, for having a ‘crush’ on Kunikuzushi Raiden. I am also disappointed that you tease Kunikuzushi for having a ‘crush’ on Kazuha. I expected better.
kazuha: hahha its okay ms! im not hurt or anuyhing
kazuha: and i um dont have a crush on scara or anything lol
Jean Gunnhildr: Your latest messages have said otherwise.
venti: 💀
scaramouche: there is no way a TEACHER just called me out for my crush
scaramouche: which i dont have btw
scaramouche: also dont fucking call me kunikuzushi dumbass my name is scaramouche
kazuha: kuni youre not supposed to curse infront of a teacher
scaramouche: sorry.
venti: SEE MS? THEIR IN LOVE FRR
Jean Gunnhildr: As right as you are, there is no need for you to tease them for it.
lisa minci: let them live a little, jean.
childe: HI MS MINCI UR LIKE MY FAVE TEACHER BTW
lisa minci: hello darling~
Jean Gunnhildr: Everyone, get to class. I will monitor this groupchat. Everyone must use grammar and no cursing, this could be an example for the younger students.
venti: ahahah are you sure you dont wanna leave, ms gunnhildr? ☺️ it would be quite disturbing for your phone to ping whenever someone messages.
Jean Gunnhildr: Nonsense. I suspect that I shall not get any messages during class time or after 7PM, or else it’s detention for you all.
Jean Gunnhildr: Now, get to class. I do not want any messages even if you have a free period. It could disturb other’s class time.
lisa minci: jeaann, dont make them! when we were teenagers all you wanted to do was skip!
lisa minci: it cant hurt to let your students do the same
ayato: WHAT?? MS GUNNHILDR SKIPPED CLASSES IN HIGH SCHOOL
Jean Gunnhildr: I did nothing of the sort. Get to class.
ayato: yes ma’am..
Jean Gunnhildr: Grammar.
ayato: Yes Ma’am.