As far as Peter and Harley were concerned they had the Tower to themselves for the week whilst the Avengers team were out on a mission. Of course they would miss not spending time with the team, who were their family, but they couldn't wait to spend the whole week together.
On the Thursday, Peter had been texting Harley all day, and was definitely not getting teased by Ned and MJ for it. He was itching to get home to see his boyfriend.
"Hey darlin' it's-" Harley began to greet Peter before being cut of by Peter kissing him. He pushed Harley onto the sofa and straddled his lap before kissing Harley again, leaving him breathless.
"Well this is a nice surprise," Harley teased flirtingly.
"You've been teasing me all day Harls, I couldn't wait to get back here." Peter replied with a grin. Harley kissed Peter again as Peter began to unbutton Harley's shirt; Harley, whilst still kissing Peter, went to remove Peter's jeans.
"Mini bosses, might I suggest pausing and going into your room." FRIDAY piped up. "It may be in your best interest to do so." The AI added.
"FRIDAY, mute." Peter breathed out. FRIDAY complied and muted herself, something Peter and Harley would regret as FRIDAY was trying to warn them that the Avenger's mission had ended early and they were currently only fifteen minutes away from the Tower. Alas, Peter and Harley chose to ignore her and mute her instead- some lessons just have to be learnt the hard way.
Neither Harley, nor Peter (despite his advanced hearing) heard the elevator ping open as the team walked into the pent house.
"Hey Harls, Pete how-" Tony began before he noticed exactly what Peter and Harley up to.
"Oh my God, my poor eyes!" Clint exclaimed.
Harley, with seemingly superhuman speed, pushed Peter off him who promptly grabbed their discarded clothing from the floor to cover themselves up.
"What the hell are y'all doing here?" Harley stuttered out, for once he was near speechless.
"Our mission finished early." Bruce replied plainly. It's a tough competition between Harley, Peter and Bruce as to who looked more embarrassed.
"More important question, why are you two doing this here?!?! You both have your own room?!" Tony asked with a raised voice, he wasn't mad- frankly it would be hypocritical for him to be mad the amount of time people have walked in on him having sex when he was younger, he just never, ever wanted to see this- ever, they are kinda like his kids after all and he didn't need to be scarred any more thank you very much.
"We're burning the couch right, just want to be clear on that." Clint piped up.
"Oh we definitely are, no way I'm sitting on that again." Tony replied in agreement. Steve looked away from the two in embarrassment. Natasha was yet to say anything, simply stood smirking at Harley and Peter, seemingly relishing in their embarrassment.
"FRIDAY why didn't you warn us they were on their way?" Peter whined, holding his head in his hands due to the embarrassment of the situation.
"Mini Boss, I did try to warn you however, I was muted before I could." FIRDAY sassed, who was now no longer muted. Peter groaned upon hearing the answer as he was the one who muted her.
"Well next time please listen to FRIDAY, I never want to have to see that again. Ever." Clint said with a humorless laugh before leaving to change out of his gear. Natasha followed after him, but both of them knew from the look on her face she was definitely planning on saying something later, but was at least sparing their embarrassment for in private. As the two super-spies were walking out, Tony leaned over to Cap to whisper something to him. Cap let out a low chuckle before nodding at whatever it was Tony had said to him.
"Right well I'm going to go shower. And possibly bleach my eye out- I haven't decided yet. You three have fun." Tony said mischievously. 'Oh shit, what's happening' Peter thought nervously, glancing over at Harley who, based on the look on his face, thought the exact same.
Steve took a seat opposite Harley and Peter, who were thankfully covered up, unlike when they first walked in.
"So, you're thinking about having sex for the first time. There's one important thing you must always remember... protection, and not the kind soldiers use on the battlefield, although it's just as important." Cap began in full PSA style. Peter screamed into a cushion whilst Harley slid down into the couch. They were sat listening to PSA Cap for 30 minutes before he finally stopped talking, both Harley and Peter were practically begging for the sweet release of death by the time it was over. It's safe to say that they never muted FRIDAY again when she was trying to notify them of something and they never dared do anything else outside the comfort of their own room.
Whilst Steve went full PSA on Harley and Peter, Tony, Clint and Nat all watched the feed from Tony's lab, crying with laughter at their misfortune. It was a fair punishment after what they walked in on...