Peter Parker's Avengers Meme Folder

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PBP:hello homies 
PBP:ya boy TIRED 
harls:
same
but goOD NEWS
T MINUS ONE WEEK TILL IM IN NYC
PBP:YOOOOO
harls:
YOOOOOOO
leedles:
YOOOOOOOO!!
harold:
YOO!!! i'm flying in at around the same time :D 
PBP:iM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW 
PBP:harry n harley im showing u both all of my fav rooftops 
harls:
hell yeah, darlin!! 
harold:
its a date :D 
PBP:fusdfjDFHKJSD 
PBP:OKA Y
sure ee:
AYOO AWESOME!! ill see if i can get some time off from the royal duties around that time!!
PBP:SWEET
PBP:o shit gtg i am meeting a lawyer today
emm jay:
have you gotten yourself arrested?
leedles:
could have called me smh id bail you out
sure ee:
yeah peter what about us??
PBP:NOOFSDBFJ IM FINE 
PBP:i am going to bother this one specific lawyer bcs his law partner has a really good cookie recipe i need to steal so im gonna invade their office
harley:
how did you meet this lawyer????
PBP:uhhHHH
PBP:I 
PBP:met him? 
emm jay:
do i need to remind you about how bad of a liar you are??
PBP:shshhshhhhhhhh
PBP:ok ok i met him through double d
PBP:theyre both dd’s lawyers and he introduced me if i ever needed it yk?? better be safe than sorry
harold:
oh neat!! thats good in case you ever do actually get arrested
are they cool??
PBP:yeah!!!! matts awesome :D
PBP:i havent met foggy (his partner) yet but i will report later
emm jay:
hmm
harls:
?
emm jay:
nah just those names feel familiar?
PBP:OH
PBP:maybe u knwo them from the fisk case mj?? ik you were pretty invested in it 
emm jay:
oh yeah! i remember! nelson and murdock right??
wait
PBP:?
emm jay:
im messaging you two secs
harls:
??

emm jay

emm jay:Peter.

emm jay:Peter is your lawyer friend Daredevil?

PBP:uh

PBP:what??

emm jay:peter parker im asking you if matt murdock is daredevil

PBP:i asked him he said no

emm jay:oh my god

PBP:…

PBP:yeah

PBP:pls dont tell!!

PBP:hes not mad but like. concerned abt how you figured it out

emm jay:as we have established, he clearly has a vision impairment?

emm jay:also i took like 3 mins to google shit and it was not hard to connect probably-cannot-see daredevil that spiderman is friends with to definitely-blind lawyer matt murdock that is friends with peter who happens to be spiderman

PBP:he says ur smart, you’d make a good lawyer

emm jay:tell him thank you and that also he needs a better cover than just being blind

PBP:he reluctantly nodded

PBP:he is pouting

PBP:mr foggy called it ‘the handsome wounded duck face’

emm jay:aww theyre cute

emm jay:ok go back to wrangling that cookie recipe out of them

PBP: will do!! ill get bucky to make some for us >:)