Peter Parker's Avengers Meme Folder

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PBP:im so tired after taking down that trafficking ring
harls:
darlin if ur that tired why the fuck did u break into daredevils house
PBP: needed to get daredevil a twitter
harold:
and that couldnt have waited??
PBP:no it was my duty to the twitter people
harold:
did you get back ok at least??
PBP:no im still over at his!! dd gave me ice crem :D
PBP:im too tired to swing back atm
harls:
you should call someone to pick you up???
PBP:i called colonel dad!! he was in the area!! hes on his way now
harls:
good. /threat
harold:
pls get home safe
emm jay:
aww look at them worrying
PBP:you literally texted me earlier asking if i got injured
emm jay:
shut up you’re gonna ruin my reputation
leedles:
you didnt have one <3 we know ur soft
emm jay:
LEEDS
leedles:
oh no shes coming for me
PBP:rip ned
PBP:he will b missed
sure ee:
girls committing murder <3
PBP:so true!! rt!!!
harry:
what about boys committing murder??
harls:
thats hot
PBP:also so true!!!! rt!!!!
PBP:but only if i get murdered
harls:
i volunteer as doing the murder
harold:
no me
PBP:u can both kill me i crave death that mufsdhafFDHGB
flash:
oh no someone got to him first
emm jay:
he better not b out swinging
PBP:Hello.
PBP:This is Daredevil.
PBP:I've taken his phone as he is being annoying.
PBP:I'll make him rest now.
sure ee:
holy shit that guy is so threatening
PBP:Thank you.
PBP:Goodbye.
sure ee:
terrifying
flash:
why does he,, type the punctuation after everything on twitter but not here
harls:
it might be text to speech???
my neighbor’s old phone used to not add punctuation, so it just typed out period
after she upgraded it typed like this
so thats my guess??? cuz pete has a starkphone
flash:
why would he use tts??
harold:
maybe cuz petes trying to get his phone back?
emm jay:
or maybe hes visually impared? idk man dont judge him
vigilantes and their secret identities n shit
sure ee:
that would make sense??
i mean i’ve seen vids of him online, theres no fuckin way the eyes on his mask are seethru
harls:
thats so cool holy shit
harold:
yeah?? omg
also mj did you actually kill ned where did he go
emm jay:
his phone ran out of battery, im staying at his while my parents work late
as much as murder is fun, i would prefer to not get arrested
sure ee:
just dont get caught ez
PBP:pls dont murder ned!!!!!!! he is friend!!!
PBP:also hi got my phone back
PBP:and yes dd uses tts
PBP:i keep trying to get him a new phone bcs the new starkphone accessibility features r so much better than his fuckin samsung
PBP:but hes mean and said no
sure ee:
ohh i see i see
do u know his identity??
PBP:yes we’re besties
PBP:btw dont spead this around its not public knowledge <3
emm jay:
i wouldn’t be surprise if people find out, its pretty obvious on twitter
PBP:yes but then he cant blame it on me <3
harls:
you go, darlin
PBP:oh colonel dad is here!!!! gtg bye yall, im probs gonna fall asleep in car, so see u in class tomorrow!!
emm jay:
ned says that you better only come in if you’ve slept enough or he’s building his new lego set without you
he’s deathly serious im looking at him rn
PBP:ughhgjh fine ill make mr dr bruce check me over
harold:
mr dr bruce?? pfft
PBP:HUSH!!
PBP:ANYWAYS BYEEE <3 LOVE U ALL
flash:
night!!
emm jay:
gn web boy
harold:
bonne nuit, chaton <3
harls:
night sweetheart!!!
sure ee:
yall rlly banking on the pet names huh
and gn!!!!
harold:
shhhhh