The Prank War Begins
The Retaliatory Squad:
11:11 pm, July 27, 2024:
Skyenet: U could offer me incentive in exchange for my neutrality
Pepperoni: What kind of incentive?
Nat: And how would we know that u haven't betrayed us?
Skyenet: Hmm.... u could show my sister how much she has not taken my place as the Queen of Pranking...
Mister Stank: U seriously want us to target ur sister? Really?
Skyenet: Absolutely. Besides, I can make it easier for u and aid u in ur quest to get the rest of the Younger Siblings Squad
Pepperoni: Does that mean we should invite King T'Challa to this group?
Spidey: No. We can spare Shuri. We have more than enough targets as is - many of which r Quake's SHIELD allies...
Skyenet: Oh, I'm not helping u get May or Coulson. You're welcome to try anyway, of course, but I doubt you'll succeed. Also, if u try, I will tell Fury...
Mister Stank: Oh, come on!
Nat: Wait, is Fury fair game?
Skyenet: Sure. He ditched SHIELD, so I can help u prank him...
Mister Stank: Nvm. The Pirate is our first target
Pepperoni: Of course
Spidey: We can't attack someone with less of an incentive to seek revenge first?
Asgardian: We need to get Loki at some point
Nat: I thought that was implied
Mister Stank: Starting with Loki might actually be a good idea...
Pepperoni: If you have to choose a less dangerous target, it would probably be Former Director Fury. Loki was known as the God of Mischief - pranks are his domain.
Nat: Could we recruit him to our side?
Asgardian: He'd betray us ASAP. He'd help us prank and then he'd help our opponents prank us. That's a bad idea
Skyenet has added Mischief
Skyenet: Isn't talking about someone behind their back rude?
Mischief: It is. I'm offended by ur low opinion of me, brother!
Asgardian: Am I wrong, though?
Mister Stank: Burn
Mischief: The peanut gallery can shut up. Of course you're right, Thor, but it's still rude to outright say it
Nat: Can we please get back to pranking someone instead of just imagining targets? I think that my sister will want revenge on me for pranking her and need to prepare either a counterstrike or a preemptive attack!
Mischief: *Grabs popcorn* Oh, she is! I was helping her earlier
Pepperoni: Why would you tell us that? Why would you aid us?
Mischief: What, am I not allowed to do things out of the goodness of my heart now?
Asgardian: U never aid anyone without ulterior motives, Loki
Skyenet: *Steals some of Loki's popcorn* I think I know what Loki's motives are?
Nat: Tell us, then
Skyenet: Nah. It's more amusing to watch u not realize obvious things and worry about unclear threats
Mister Stank: No, it isn't!
Skyenet: It is from my vantage point. Cyah! It's late and I need to sleep
Nat: Sleeping might be a good idea
Pepperoni: They do make a great point
Mister Stank: Those traitors! Abandoning me before we have finished planning a prank! They get tired far too easily!
Asgardian: Alright, Stark, how long have you been up and why?
Mister Stank: It wasn't that long - only about 36 hours
Mischief: That does not sound like a healthy sleep schedule
Mister Stank: F*** off, Reindeer Games
Mischief: Reindeer Games? You're still on that nickname? I don't even wear a horned helmet that often anymore
Younger Siblings Squad:
10:59 pm, July 27, 2024:
Black Widow #2: How dare my sister attempt to counterprank me? I must retaliate
Energy: Why r u declaring this in this chat and not in the planning chat that u made without me?
Black Widow #2: I don't trust Quake not to betray me...
The Better Cat: Y not? What does she have to gain by aiding the Avengers?
Black Widow #2: The ability to backstab them later?
The Better Cat: I just had the best idea! We need to expand our membership
Energy: I was under the impression that we'd dissolved
The Better Cat: What made u think that?
Energy: The fact that you guys left me for my sister's "Prank the Avengers" chat?
The Better Cat: That was more of a temporary alliance...
Black Widow #2: What was ur idea?
The Better Cat: We are not the only younger siblings of the Avengers
Energy: I like this idea already
Black Widow #2: What idea?
The Better Cat has added Mischief to the chat
Mischief: What is this chat?
Black Widow #2: That is a good idea... Loki can aid us in our pranks!
Mischief: I'm already down with ur ideas
The Better Cat: *Rubbing her hands together* Excellent
Energy: BTW, this is a chat for the younger siblings of Avengers to chat and plan fun things
Mischief: Like pranks?
Black Widow #2: Like pranks. Speaking of which, how r we going to get Natasha back for putting black widows painted white into my pillow
Energy: She did what now?
Black Widow #2: She said it was a pun
Mischief: Maybe we should sleep first
Energy: I'm in space. I am not bound to such petty things as the time it is on Earth
Mischief: Then why do u always happen to be up when things are happening in the chat?
Energy: Convenience. And shouldn't u be asking @The Better Cat that question? She's in Wakanda
The Better Cat: Sleep is for the weak!
Black Widow #2: That explains a lot
The Better Cat: Do u want my help with retaliation or not?
Black Widow #2 has deleted a message
Black Widow #2: U saw nothing
Energy: We can delete messages?
Black Widow #2: Unimportant! Help me with my vengeance!
Energy: Fine
The Better Cat: I have the perfect idea. Ur sister likes her tech, right?
Black Widow #2: Yes
The Better Cat: Perfect. I should have something ready by the time she wakes up. I just need someone to get it into the tower. @Mischief?
Mischief: I'm not on Earth rn, sry
The Better Cat: And neither is @Energy. Where r u, Yelena?
Black Widow #2: I can easily sneak into "Avengers Tower". I live in New York
The Better Cat: Good. good. Very good...