Loki and Skye Scheme
Avengers Chat:
11:30 pm, July 27, 2024:
Nat: black widows in my pillow? Really, sis? U couldn't do anything more creative than that?
Mister Stank: What? Black widows were in ur pillow? That's terrible
Capsicle: Since when does Stark care about the minor misfortunes of others?
Witch: Hey! U stole my line! I had the sentiment first...
Spidey: I don't get what Mister Stark is getting so worked up about
Nat: I have to agree with the kid. It's annoying but not that big a deal
Skyenet: I wonder how Stank will react... @Mischief, any ideas?
Mischief: If I did have any ideas, why would I mention them here?
Skyenet: Fair point
Mister Stank: No! You're all missing the point! I don't care that Natasha got pranked - although I would care if it affected whether or not she could aid me in my retaliation - I care that Natasha got pranked while in Avengers Tower! Since the annoying hackers know where that is, it wouldn't be a concern, except I got the impression that they were staying neutral., which means that someone in the Younger Siblings Prank Scheming Group can sneak into the tower!
Skyenet: The Agents of SHIELD are relegated to "annoying hackers" now? I locked u out of ur own chat. I am staying neutral, though
Witch: Wow, Stark, wall of text much?
Mischief: Sure, I'm neutral. Well, "neutral". I'm the God of Mischief, I can't take a side in a prank war
Black Widow #2: Of course I can access Avengers Tower. I'm a spy, remember?
Mister Stank: It looks like our strategy might need a refinement
Pepperoni: But, first, everybody needs to GO TO SLEEP!
Backstabbing Committee:
11:04 pm, July 27, 2024:
Skyenet: Are u defining "neutral" the way I'm defining it?
Mischief: Depends. R u defining it as "every1 is fair game"
Skyenet: Absolutely. I will aid all sides of the war. That way, I win no matter what
Mischief: Ah, a pragmatic perspective! I'm just doing this because it is my nature...
Skyenet: It's ur nature? Really? That's ur excuse?
Mischief: Thor'll buy it, at the very least
Skyenet: I highly doubt most of the others will
Skyenet: R u planning on ensuring the escalation of the conflict? The more intense pranks, the better?
Mischief: U know me so well...
Skyenet: Excellent! And we also both want as many separate factions as possible, correct?
Mischief: Maybe not as many factions as possible since that'd result in a every man for himself situation...
Skyenet: Every man?
Mischief: *Every person. Whatever. That's what u're nitpicking on right now?
Skyenet: No. I was just trolling u, o great and mighty God of Mischief
Mischief: Whatever. The different factions should also occasionally form alliances...
Skyenet: So they can backstab each other later? I like the idea...