Retaliation
The Retaliatory Squad:
9:55 pm, July 27, 2024:
Spidey: Y does Nat trust Mr. Stark here? Didn't he say that he approved of the pranks that were played on Nat?
Tony Stank: Peter! Why did you have to bring that up?
Pepperoni: Peace. We have a common enemy. This is to retaliate against those who have humiliated all of us, yes?
Nat: Pepper is right. I am willing to put aside my issues with Stank's judgement if I can get revenge on my foolish sister...
Pepperoni: Nat, you said that you had a few ideas for revenge?
Nat: Oh, right. We could attempt to sow discord between them by playing pranks on them and then blaming it on other members of their pranking squad
Tony Stank: That's boring. We need something a bit more interesting... like something that brings up the Wakandan association with cats for Shuri...
Nat: Or a prank that involves spiders and white for my annoying sis
Spidey: What?
Nat: Oh, my little sis decided to rip off my brand and call herself "White Widow" or something. It's stupid
Tony Stank: And you propose doing what, exactly, to her?
Nat: White dye is a thing...
Spidey: Oh, I see. I love this idea!
Tony Stank: What is "this idea"?
Nat: You'll see
Pepperoni: Who else is a member of their idiotic pranking squad? Surely there are other people who would aid us in getting revenge
Nat: Melinda May might be a member of their squad, but I don't want to piss her off, so I guess that means we're sparing her
Tony Stank: Why r u excluding someone from ur vengeance? R u afraid, Nat?
Nat: It's a respect thing
Tony Stank: Uh huh. Sure it is
Pepperoni: I don't suppose that there is anyone else that we can recruit?
Spidey: I think Loki might be a member? We could recruit Thor
Tony Stank: Ah, Point Break! Yeah, that's an amazing idea
Nat: Seconded. We can do so much more with our pranks if we have a little... divine aid
Tony Stank: Actually, if we're getting Point Break, maybe we should try to recruit Hulk
Pepperoni: Wouldn't Hulk just smash everything in sight?
Nat: I think Thor and Hulk did something together and now Dr. Banner can control his intelligence during his transformation now
Tony Stank: What? Why wasn't I told about this?
Pepperoni: U probably were at some point, but u weren't paying attention
Tony Stank: I feel so betrayed right now. Is anyone on my side?
Spidey: Don't worry, Mr. Stark. I still support u
Tony Stank: Well, at least someone does
Nat: I feel like we should change Stank's display name back
Nat has changed Tony Stank's display name to Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter
Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter: Hey!
Pepperoni: That honestly got old a while ago
Pepperoni has changed Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter's display name to Mister Stank
Mister Stank: Thank u
Nat: Since when does Pepper have admin privileges?
Pepperoni: I still manage Stark Industries :)
Nat: Should that be Stank Industries now?
Pepperoni: Really, Natasha?
Nat: Sorry. Anyway, can we move on with getting the pranks done?
Spidey: Sure, but Mr. Stark should add Thor first
Mister Stank: Fine
Mister Stank has added Asgardian
Asgardian: WHAT IS THIS CHAT?
Pepperoni: Thor, can you turn off the caps lock
Asgardian: Oh, right
Nat: And it's a chat to gain revenge on a group of people that is pranking us. This group includes ur brother. We were hoping that u could aid us in our quest...
Asgardian: I certainly can, Friend Natasha, Loki has many weaknesses...
The Avengers Chat:
10:34 pm, July 27, 2024:
Black Widow #2: Am I the only one concerned about how quiet this chat currently is? There r no Avengers complaining about getting pranked
Skyenet: Ik. It's concerning. I'll try to perform some hacking to see what's up
Tony Stank: U r too late! This is the hour of the Avengers's vengeance!
Nat: Yes. I have finally managed to get my sister back
Black Widow #2: What? I don't see anything strange...
Nat: You will
Black Widow #2: I wonder if... hey @The Better Cat, do u want to visit my house and check all the rooms for anything unusual
Nat: Oh, come on. That's just cheating
Skyenet: This is why u don't preemptively brag about ur pranks, Avengers
Mischief: Yeah. That's like... Rule Number 1 of the Pranking Handbook
Tony Stank: Wait, there's a handbook? Where can we get it?
Mischief: U can't. I would never betray my allies
Asgardian: What do u mean that you'd "never betray your allies," brother. I can think of multiple times within the last decade alone when u've done exactly that
Mischief: Shut up, brother
Asgardian: Make me
Tony Stank: Asgardian family fights r always interesting, just as Asgardians r always fun... when they're not being mind-controlled, at least
Mischief: Eh, agree to disagree on that one. There r some Asgardians that u don't want to meet
Skyenet: Oh, I 100% agree with Loki here
The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud Of It Since the 1980s: Yep. Also, SHIELD takes complete offense to your habit of making us clean up your messes!
Asgardian: I have no idea what you're talking about
Mischief: I might know what they're referencing
Energy: We've gotten way off topic. Stop being a coward, Yelena, and enter ur house already
Black Widow #2: Fine
Nat: Wait, that worked?
Black Widow #2: Really, Natasha? This isn't even a good prank, it's just plain weird. I don't know what possessed u and made u think that painting them white would make me less suspicious of the LEGION OF BLACK WIDOWS THAT U PUT INTO MY PILLOW
Nat: Oh? I thought u'd appreciate it, Miss White Widow
Mischief: Ah, a pun! I approve!
Black Widow #2: Loki!
Mischief: Oh, stop worrying. I'll still help u get her back
The Retaliatory Squad:
10:59 pm, July 27, 2024:
Tony Stank: Nice one, Nat! Who should we target next?
Spidey: Quake?
Pepperoni has added Skyenet
Nat: Really, Pepper?
Pepperoni: That wasn't me
Tony Stank: Oh, right, she can hack stuff. I totally forgot about that
Spidey: So Quake is excused?
Nat: I suppose...
Pepperoni: Even if she is excused, we need to make sure that she doesn't report our plans to our targets. How are we supposed to do that?