Pranks (Part 2)
The Younger Sister Squad:
9:06 pm, July 27, 2024:
Black Widow #2: Are we taking Quake's offer?
The Better Cat: Yes
Energy: Never! I will take my sister's throne
Black Widow #2: I need to check something to see how helpful they'd be
Energy: Why does that matter? This is the perfect opportunity! They're afraid of retaliation atm. We could even ally with Pepper. Surely she wants revenge
The Better Cat: That does sound like a good idea, actually...
Energy: Why did u think that posting in the Avengers Chat was a good idea, Yelena?
Black Widow #2: My sister wouldn't dare to lower herself to pranking anyone
Energy: R u quite sure about that?
Black Widow #2: No. Wait. Younger Sister Solidarity? Please don't plot with Natalia against me
The Better Cat: I make no promises
Avengers Chat:
9:15 pm, July 27, 2024:
Black Widow #2: @Skyenet, how well do you know my sister? Specifically for pranking purposes?
Nat: What r u plotting, sister?
Black Widow #2: Nothing. It was an entirely hypothetical question!
Nat: Sure it was
Skyenet: Not well. May, on the other hand...
Nat: Melinda May would never plot against me
The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud Of It Since the 1980s: I wouldn't be so sure, Nat. What pranks were being considered?
Skyenet: We shouldn't discuss such things in this very public chat. We need privacy - and more people
Nat: No amount of schemers would ever be able to prank me!
Tony Stank: R u sure that they haven't already? Wasn't your hair mysteriously green?
Nat: That was Cap's fault
Capsicle: No, I didn't! Anyone could have written a note and said that it was from me! Why do you believe that the pranking squad was innocent?
Nat: How would they have gotten into my room at the Tower? And there was literally video evidence of your misdeeds, Rogers
Capsicle: Um... there has to be some way.
Nat: Tell me how they got in, and I might believe you
Tony Stank: Wouldn't that just prove that he could have been involved in the prank, thereby incriminating him even mopre?
Capsicle: Mopre
Nat: Mopre
Skyenet: Mopre. What does that even mean? A mop that sends emails?
The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud Of It Since the 1980s: Mopre. And what, Daisy? How did you even get that idea?
Black Widow #2: Mopre
The Better Cat: Mopre
Tony Stank: Ok, I get it! Do you guys not have anything better to do than taunt me about my typos? U clearly knew what I meant from context
Nat: Yeah, but giving u a hard time about it was fun
Capsicle: And it was revenge for the "language" joke
Tony Stank: Whatever.
Black Widow #2: I'm up for aiding ur pranking by the way, Quake
The Better Cat: Yes, teach us ur ways, Jedi master
Spidey: We can access the chat again?
Tony Stank: Spiderman, we've been able to access the chat for days now. How well do u know the youth of today?
Spidey: I'm a kid, Mr. Stark
Tony Stank: Excellent. U can aid me in getting revenge for past grievances...
The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud Of It Since the 1980s: Past grievances? Isn't that a little dramatic, Stank?
Tony Stank: Not at all. I'm in trouble with Pepper now...
Pepperoni: We're fine. I would, however, appreciate getting revenge on the people who gave me a headache
Popsicle: I think that this is about to turn into a prank war. This'll be fun
Skyenet: @Black Widow #2, @The Better Cat, I added both of u to our pranking chat
The Chat For Pranking Tony Stank:
9:19 pm, July 27, 2024:
Skyenet has added Black Widow #2
Skyenet has added The Better Cat
Skyenet: It seems like there might be a faction forming to retaliate against us. Stank was really pissed about our opening shot
Mischief: How pissed, exactly? Like "I stubbed my toe and need to blame someone" pissed or like "I need to destroy an entire planet" pissed?
The Better Cat: What kind of classifications are those?
Black Widow #2: Sensible ones
Mischief: Thank you for the support - these are perfectly reasonable categories (and the only categories my brother actually has)
Skyenet: I think it's somewhere in between. "Retaliate for the humiliation, thereby starting a prank war"
Mischief: Ah, so "I need to destroy the tranquility of an entire planet", then
Skyenet: I suppose? Anyway, this means that we need to plan our next moves
Mischief: Avoid more pranking of Stank and hope that he calms down?
Skyenet: There's no way that's going to work, but we do need to target the other Avengers
Skyenet has changed the name of the chat to The Chat For Pranking the Avengers
Skyenet has added The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud Of It Since the 1980s
Skyenet has added FitzSIMMONS
Skyenet: Who should we target first?
Black Widow #2: My sister. Her pride is getting to me. She's such a poser
The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud Of It Since the 1980s: I'm ok with attacking Natasha, and I even have a plan...
Skyenet: What is it?
Black Widow #2: It needs to be more annoying than your green hair prank
Mischief: What r u talking about? The green hair prank was great
The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud Of It Since the 1980s: I'd like to think that this is better than the hair. I plan to unleash spiders on her
Mischief: And?
The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud Of It Since the 1980s: They're mechanical spiders that r programmed to play Cap's PSAs on repeat
Skyenet: We already used Cap's PSAs, but I like this idea. It just needs a little something extra
Black Widow #2: I have an idea...
FitzSIMMONS: I have a few ideas for Captain America
Skyenet: One thing at a time, sis. One thing at a time. I'm glad to have u here now.
The Avengers Chat:
9:36 pm, July 27, 2024:
Tony Stank: Ok, I'll admit it. This is hilarious. It's better when I'm not the target
Capsicle: I'd be careful with your words if I was in your shoes
Tony Stank: Why?
Nat: SO YOU'RE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ABOMINATION, STANK?
Tony Stank: No. I just approve of the guilty party's taste
Asgardian: What happened?
Nat: SOMEBODY HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA TO SNEAK A BUNCH OF MECHANICAL SPIDERS INTO MY BED THAT PLAYED CAP'S PSAS ON REPEAT. WHEN I FOUND THE BUTTON TO TURN OFF THE PSAS, THEY STARTED SHOUTING "POSER" IN MY SISTER'S VOICE
Tony Stank: And you blamed me for this? Not the actual group that your sister's part of?
Nat: Hmm...
The Retaliatory Squad:
9:53 pm, July 27, 2024:
Tony Stank has added Pepperoni
Tony Stank has added Spidey
Tony Stank has added Nat
Tony Stank: So how will we achieve our revenge?
Nat: I have a few ideas...