The Return
Avengers Chat:
12:00 pm, July 27, 2024:
Skyenet: So, this chat hasn't been used at all in the past few days
Mayday: Well, there haven't been Avengers to troll
Skyenet: There was Doctor Strange... but he's so... strange
Kora: That was a terrible pun, and May should agree with me
Doctor Strange: Why am I so hated?
Skyenet: For your utter incompetence
Mayday: Why am I being dragged into this?
Kora: Because we both respect you
Skyenet: Because my sister is ridiculously petty
The Best Man Out Of Time: Honestly, love, both of you have your petty moments
Mayday: I agree with Sousa
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: We're still doing these? The last few days have been so peaceful
Badass Former Agent Lady: What did I miss? Who has been added to the chat? And are the Avengers back in their own chat yet?
Mayday: Coulson, don't you dare act falsely innocent. You hated that we weren't using these chats. I had to keep you from posting in them 5 times per day
Skyenet: I knew AC was still cool, even as a partially alien robot!
FitzSIMMONS: Daisy added both me and my husband, her boyfriend, and her sister
Badass Former Agent Lady: Who's her boyfriend and her sister? And thanks for the tech, Fitzsimmons. It's been useful
Former Director: By that, she means life-saving
Former Director: Word of this is never to get back to the Avengers under any circumstances. Is that understood? I have a reputation to keep up!
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: And pranking and trolling the Avengers helps with that reputation?
Former Director: Well, no, but it doesn't fully break it
Skyenet: My boyfriend is Daniel Sousa, whose display name is The Best Man Out Of Time, and my sister is Kora, whose display name is... Kora. She needs a display name
FitzSIMMONS has changed Kora's display name to Named After An Avatar: The Last Airbender Character
Skyenet: That's way too long
Named After An Avatar: The Last Airbender Character: And I predate Avatar. Also, my name is spelled differently. And Korra has her own show!
FITZsimmons: Why do you know that?
Named After An Avatar: The Last Airbender Character: I was browsing TVTropes
Skyenet: Do you think Tony is making progress on hacking back in
Original Avengers Chat:
1:00 pm, July 27, 2024:
Tony Stank: I will hack into Skyenet's servers! Nothing is unhackable! Nothing!
Nat: I am typing this message on Tony's behalf. "Skyenet's servers aren't hackable. We must resort to other plans."
Tony Stank: ...she's a really good hacker
Popsicle: Is this... Tony Stark giving up and surrendering?
Tony Stank: No! I'm merely cutting my losses
Bird #2: Yeah. "Cutting my losses" is a euphemism for giving up
Capsicle: I second Sambucky
Hulk: So what now? Do we beg? PM Skyenet? Attempt to beat her up?
Asgardian: I recommend that you attempt to beat her up
Nat: Yes. That's an excellent idea. A single SHIELD Agent is no match for all of the Avengers!
Capsicle: I'm all for this plan, but... uh, where is Skyenet?
Nat: Well, Daisy Johnson is Quake's real name, so all we have to do is find out where Quake is
Tony Stank: We have a minor problem there
Nat: What? She's wiped herself off of the entire Internet somehow?
Tony Stank: Not recently. However, she is currently in space. Where we can't follow
Asgardian: Where in space? Perhaps I can do this on your behalf, MY MIGHTY COMRADES!
Tony Stank: And there it is. The all-caps LETTERS. And that's the problem. We don't know
Nat: Which leaves PMing her. And, if that fails, begging her
Bird #1: Unfortunately
Capsicle: I hate this
Tony Stank: I agree with Capsicle
Avengers Chat:
2:10 pm, July 27, 2024:
Skyenet: We've won. The Avengers have admitted defeat. To me
Named After An Avatar: The Last Airbender Character: Where's the proof?
Skyenet: You, my own sister, doubt me? HOW DARE YOU!??
Mayday: Why's Daisy being overdramatic?
Skyenet: For the sheer fun of it. Anyway, this is a PM to me from Tony Stark. "Your systems have proven too mighty for me. I am forced to admit defeat. I shouldn't give up, but I know a lost cause when I see one. The Avengers beg to be let back into their own chat. The alternatives were fighting you, which won, but then we realized you could be anywhere in space, or begging. Begging won. We surrender. Can you please, please, please, please, allow us back into our own chat? Please. Cap wants me to add a couple more "please"s, but my dignity strains to allow this much."
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: So... are we adding them back in?
Skyenet: Sure. But we're changing Kora's display name first
Mayday: To what?
Skyenet: You'll see
Skyenet has changed Named After An Avatar: The Last Airbender Character's display name to Energy
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Well, it's accurate at least
Skyenet has added Capsicle
Skyenet has added Asgardian
Skyenet has added Bird #1
Skyenet has added Bird #2
Skyenet has added Popsicle
Skyenet has added Nat
Skyenet has added Witch
Skyenet: Sorry, Wanda. Stark needed to be taught more humility
Witch: It's fine. And he should be humbled
Skyenet has added Hulk
Skyenet has added Tony Stank
Tony Stank: Finally back in our own chat. Can I be admin again?
Skyenet has added Pepperoni
Skyenet: You need insurance. This gives me that
Tony Stank: No. No
Capsicle: This should be interesting
Energy: Oh, yes
Pepperoni: What's this?
Skyenet: The Avengers group chat that we SHIELD Agents hacked
The Best Man Out Of Time: So... these are the mighty Avengers
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: They're usually more awesome and less dejected than this
Tony Stank: Wait, there are more people out of time. How? I must know this!
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Wouldn't you like to know, Stark?
Badass Former Agent Lady: They're actually usually a handful who can't do anything other than save the world, even run their own companies
Pepperoni: Stark owns a company, but I actually do all the work