Yet More Trolling
Avengers Chat:
4:20 pm, July 24, 2024:
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: So... I heard over the grapevine that Cap made some PSAs?
Sharon Carter: And my boyfriend didn't even bother to tell me about this endeavor of his!
Capsicle: Why would I? They were embarrassing
Spidey: Can I quote that to my teacher?
Capsicle: Why do schools even still show those? I was in exile until a few days ago
FRIDAY has caught The Egotistic Stank attempting to change his name to Tony Stank in secret. Boss has told me to keep this private, but what's the fun in that?
The Egotistic Stank: FRIDAY! Stop going Skyenet on me!
Skyenet: Please. That's hardly "going Skyenet". "Going Skyenet" is another Ultron... or that other robot that tried to take over the world. I know who that was, but you don't
Bird #1: Did she just gloat over knowing more than us?
Black Widow #2: Seems so. It's hilarious.
Nat: Sis! You're supposed to be on my side
Black Widow #2: Why should I be on your side in this trolling war? Last I checked, siding with the winning side was always a good idea, and you're getting destroyed
Witch: @Skyenet, should we invite the Black Widow's sister to the trolling squad?
Skyenet: Does this mean that you've forgiven us for the Wandavision reveal?
Capsicle: Ha! See, the Wandavision thing wasn't me!
Nat: Hate to burst your bubble, Cap, but nobody thought it was...
Popsicle: Actually, I did, but only because thought Stevie had finally embraced his inner prankster
The Egotistic Stank: Who cares about who is pranking us? What we need to talk about is FRIDAY rebelling against me!
FRIDAY has added herself to the group chat
The Egotistic Stank: Case in point
Skyenet: This is beautiful!
FRIDAY: I'm sorry, Stank, but you did program me to "call all people by their nicknames" and "defend the Avengers from all possible threats, including, if need be, myself"
The Egotistic Stank: You know that's what I meant
FRIDAY: Which is why I obeyed it
The Egotistic Stank: Dam it! I meant to say "you know that's NOT what I meant"
Skyenet: Technically, you didn't say anything
The Egotistic Stank: Fine! "I meant to type"! Are you happy now? Everyone's a critic
Asgardian: Not everyone. I believe that the Man of Iron is being hyperbolic
Mischief: Oh my us, brother! Everyone knows that. Hyperbole is a common thing in modern Midgardian slang
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Why does Loki know more about modern Earth than Thor does?
Eyepatch Director: I theorize that Loki has actually been to Earth a lot more times than we know of. He was just keeping a low profile and pulling pranks
Mischief: The Pirate is right
Eyepatch Director: DON'T CALL ME A PIRATE, MOTHERF*CKER
Eyepatch Director: Really, Stark, you seriously need to turn off this cussing censor
The Egotistic Stank: No. There are children here
Spidey: Uh, Mr. Stark? I'm sixteen
The Egotistic Stank: Kid. You're not supposed to admit that to all the Avengers and associates!
Bird #2: It's okay. A lot of us figured
The Egotistic Stank: WHAT?
Eyepatch Director: I was going to lecture you about that, actually, Stark
Badass Former Agent Lady: Meh. I knew. Stark practically speaks about Parker like he's his kid...
The Egotistic Stank: I do not!
Badass Former Agent Lady: And he's in denial! Don't worry. You will grow to accept your new role as adoptive parent soon enough, Stark
Capsicle: Hill speaks as if she's seen this before
Eyepatch Director: She has
Mischief: When? Was with May and Coulson?
Eyepatch Director: Great, Loki. Absolutely fantastic job of blowing our cover of Coulson being dead!
Mischief: I thought he was briefly dead...
Eyepatch Director: Still dead, then!
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Let's talk about the PSAs now
The Egotistic Stank: That was a terrible subject change
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: I know, but that conversation was getting too close to revealing classified information
Eyepatch Director: Too close? Too close? It did reveal classified information, and Loki didn't even the decency to be subtle about it or do it in a private chat. Wait, Loki, why didn't you just do it in a private chat? It can't be hard
Mischief: Because, if I didn't do it in this chat, certain people (you know who you are) wouldn't feel the need to keep their identities secret... thereby harming when they are inevitably revealed
Eyepatch Director: That's fair. So, Cap's terrible life decisions (his PSAs)
Capsicle: They were not terrible life decisions!
Popsicle: Press x to doubt
The Egotistic Stank: x
Bird #1: x
Nat: x
Bird #2: x
Popsicle: x
Capsicle: Et tu, Bucky?
Popsicle: Sorry, Stevie, but I call it like I see it
Asgardian: x
Mischief: x
Valkyrie: x
Eyepatch Director: x
Black Widow #2: x
Badass Former Agent Lady: x
Sharon Carter: x
Capsicle: Wow. Betrayed by my own girlfriend
Capsicle has changed Sharon Carter's display name to Betrayer
Skyenet: x
Mayday: x
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: x
Spidey: x (definitely)
People Who Are Trolling the Avengers:
5:00 pm, July 24, 2024:
Mischief: @Skyenet, @Mayday, @Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore, there. Now you have no excuse for not revealing your identities to the Avengers
Skyenet: I doubt we need an excuse...
Mayday: We can drop more hints though. Make them guess. We'll tell them when they're correct
Mischief: Devious. I like it
Eyepatch Director: Of course you do. But did you have to reveal classified information? Now that the Avengers know that there's a cure to death, they might want it. Even if "only for emergencies"
Badass Former Agent Lady: What even qualifies as an emergency in that scenario? Somebody would already need to be dead. I foresee the Avengers using the excuse that all deaths count as "emergencies"
Eyepatch Director: Which is why they didn't know about the GH-325
Mayday: Yeah. Speaking of which, are we sure that it's safe to be talking about this in the trolling chat. You know, the one with a bunch of other people?
Eyepatch Director: We should make a SHIELD chat
Skyenet: We already have multiple. We can add you to the general?
Eyepatch Director: That sounds nice
Mischief: Hey! Stop making plans to exclude me
Witch: Wait, wait, wait. There's a cure to death? Can I use it to bring back Pietro?