Even More Trolling
Avengers Chat:
3:30 pm, July 24, 2024:
Capsicle: Why are we trusting the hacker who refuses to reveal her identity to us? For all we know, she did it
Nat: She clearly didn't. She expressed surprise about the pranks
Capsicle: She could've been faking! She probably was faking!
Former Director: My, my, Cap. You've grown paranoid. Why? Surely the fact that HYDRA was in SHIELD didn't contribute to it? After all... few agents betrayed you.
Capsicle has added Sharon Carter
Capsicle: Sharon, tell Fury that I was hurt by HYDRA's infiltration of SHIELD too!
Maria Hill: Really, Cap? Appealing to your girlfriend?
Tony Stank: Actually, is Sharon still a fugitive? We should fix that before she goes full supervillain.
Skyenet had changed Maria Hill's display name to Badass Former Agent Lady
Skyenet: Really, Cap? Trying to blame your pranks on me? Even in spite of the video evidence?
Tony Stank: Video evidence?
Skyenet: Indeed. I have managed to collect video evidence of Cap sneaking into Natasha's showers to put hair dye into her shampoo
Tony Stank: Do you have evidence of his crimes against me or Hawka*s?
Bird #1: Hey! What did I ever do to you?
Tony Stank: Nothing. It's just an affectionate nickname.
Black Widow #2: Affection. Disgusting
Nat: Sis, I seem to remember a lot of hugs after our reunion...
Black Widow #2: *Affection toward non-family members
Tony Stank: Hey, Nat! Can I help you with your revenge on Cap?
Nat: Of course. The more people, the better...
Bird #1: Does this mean I can help?
Cap: I'm innocent! I did no pranks! I'm the paragon of American values. Freedom, liberty, democracy
Black Widow #2: Freedom and liberty are the same thing
Skyenet: The video evidence proves your guilt, "paragon of American values"
Tony Stank: Well?
Mayday: What?
Tony Stank: She can't just make a statement like that and not show us the video evidence. We need the proof!
Skyenet: Ask and ye shall receive
Skyenet: *Video of Cap inserting hair dye into Nat's shampoo, all while cackling madly*
Bird #1: He's even cackling! That's even more proof!
Cap: Where did you get that video?
Spidey: If we're roasting Cap anyway, would now be a good time to bring up the PSAs?
Tony Stank: The what, kid?
Cap: No, it would not. The PSAs never existed!
Spidey: Wow. He's even embarrassed of them!
Skyenet: I've only briefly heard of these PSAs...
Spidey: I must share them!
Spidey: *Links to the PSAs*
Tony Stank: ...you did a detention PSA. For teenagers. This is priceless!
Former Director: That's hilarious. I warned you not to accept deals from the US government, Rogers!
Badass Former Agent Lady: Did you actually expect him to listen to your advice?
Former Director: ...nah. I knew that he'd be rebellious. That's why I gave good advice.
Popsicle: Pirate Man can give good advice
Tony Stank: Pirate Man
Tony Stank has changed Former Director's display name to Pirate Man
Pirate Man: Stark! Stop being so immature!
Nat: Isn't that a tad hypocritical, Fury? You did just admit to pranking Steve.
Pirate Man: Yeah, as revenge. And it wasn't even really a prank. It was a manipulation of things I suspected about him.
Tony Stank has changed Tony Stank's display name to The Egotistic Stank
Nat: I'm sorry, Stank, but I can't not laugh at that
The Egotistic Stank: Not laugh at what?
The Egotistic Stank: Skyenet!
Skyenet: What? Nothing expressed in your new name is untrue
Skyenet has changed Pirate Man's display name to Eyepatch Director
Eyepatch Director: ...it's better than the previous name, I guess.
Spidey: You guys are going to love the sex-ed one
Eyepatch Director: There's a sex-ed one? Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaha
Badass Former Agent Lady: I will admit, I thought that Cap had more sense than that
Black Widow #2: Captain America did a PSA on sexual education. @Nat, should I tell Dad?
Nat: Completely! Send my pics of his reaction
Capsicle: Kill me now
Badass Former Agent Lady: This was revenge for SHIELD
Mayday: And I doubt that your punishment is over. Nat still has to get you back for that prank
Mischief: He apparently did a puberty one too. "So your body is changing..."
Sharon Carter: Steve? Why didn't you tell me about this?
The Egotistic Stank: Oooh. Domestic trouble...
People Who Are Trolling the Avengers:
3:40 pm, July 24, 2024:
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: You faked a video of Cap pranking Nat, Daisy?
Mayday: She did what? I'm so proud...
Mischief: That's awesome
Former Director: I never thought that I'd say this, but I agree with Loki
Badass Former Agent Lady: What other pranks should we play on the Avengers?
Witch: How dare you betray me like that!!!!??
Skyenet: We didn't even betray you. Everybody knew about Wandavision. You guys weren't subtle.
Witch: Yes, we were!
Mischief: Press x to doubt
Mayday: x
Skyenet: x
Former Director: x
Badass Former Agent Lady: x
Mischief: x
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: x
Witch: Some pranking buddies you are
Skyenet: Oh. I see that Spidey posted some messages in the Avengers Chat
Mayday: Why should we care?
Skyenet: They're apparently about Captain America PSAs?
Witch: I have to see this
Skyenet: There's a sex-ed one
Android That used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: There's what? What others are there?
Skyenet: He did a detention one?
People Who Have Died At Least Twice:
4:10 pm, July 24, 2024:
Skyenet: Okay, seriously, when are we revealing our identities? It needs to be suitably dramatic!
Mayday: I'd love to do it now, but somebody's being a chicken!
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Well, excuse me if I don't want the Avengers on my as* for faking my death!
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Drat. Stark has me censoring my texts now
Skyenet: You mean that Stank has you censoring your texts
Mayday: It also looks like Cap is having domestic trouble
Skyenet: Also, he apparently made PSAs for children
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: He what?