In Which (Almost) All of the Avengers Get Trolled (Part 2)
Avengers Chat:
2:40 pm, July 24, 2024:
Maria Hill: What's going on, then? I heard a lot of screaming...
Tiny Stank: Steve died Natasha's hair green.
Bird #1: You mean that Steve dyed Nat's hair green
Popsicle: Is it just me, or did Clint just correct Cap's spelling?
Skyenet: It's not just you
Maria Hill: This doesn't seem like a Cap move. Are we sure Cap did it?
Mayday: Natasha is, and that's all that matters
Maria Hill: Let me check something
Black Widow #2: I never thought I'd see the day my sister attacked Captain America for pranking her...
Tiny Stank: This is actually a relatively normal day
Popsicle: Except the Stevie pulling a prank part... that's very new
Popsicle: He was always provocative, but it was rarely to people on what he viewed as his side...
Bird #2: Am I the only one confused on who Black Widow 2 is?
Witch: She's Nat's sister. We established this
Skyenet: There is a disturbing lack of sibling fighting right now, though
Mayday: Give it time. It will start up soon enough
Tiny Stank: @Mayday and @Skyenet, you guys are very disturbing sometimes
Skyenet: Good. That means I'm doing my job
Tiny Stank: What is she, an alien, come to Earth to cause chaos?
Skyenet: You're getting closer...
Tiny Stank: That was a joke
Capsicle: This info is noted for identity guessing
Skyenet has changed Loki's display name to Mischief
Mischief: Why is the good Captain not getting chased around by the Widow?
Valkyrie: Yeah, doesn't she want revenge for the hair-dying prank?
Capsicle: Both of you are looking very suspicious rn. I don't remember pranking Nat, remember?
Nat: Yes, they are, but I know that you bribed them, Steve! You are attempting to draw suspicion off of you. Well, it won't work!
Bird #1: Yes, Captain! Give me back my bows.
Tiny Stank: And return control of my suits to me!
Capsicle: What?
Black Widow #2: What's going on with Stark's suits?
Maria Hill: This is priceless. Iron Man's suits are just going everywhere - waving to employees, punching other Avengers, and some are even screaming 'Tony Stank rocks!'
Capsicle: I didn't do that, just as I didn't dye Black Widow's hair or steal Hawkeye's bows! I'm innocent
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Cap is being very convincing
Skyenet: Gotta admit, I didn't see that comment coming
Tiny Stank: Why not?
Mayday: That would be telling now, wouldn't it?
Tiny Stank: You can't hide forever...
Skyenet: We know
Witch: @Mayday, I thought we were allies!
Mayday: I said nothing of the sort
Witch: You implied it!
Skyenet: Okay, that's hilarious. My congratulations to whoever did that. So accurate
Witch: The accuracy is beside the point!
Black Widow #2: What happened?
Tiny Stank: Hahahahahaha! That's priceless.
Bird #2: Since clearly none of these idiots are going to answer the question of what on Earth is going on, I will
Popsicle: And I'll help
Bird #2: Okay, so, in the lobby of Stark/Avengers Tower, there's a banner. It often has motivational sayings on it
Popsicle: When it isn't being used for pranks, like right now
Bird #2: Right now, it says 'Wandavision Forever! They're so cute together.'
Popsicle: Which is funny because Wanda was trying to keep the fact that she's dating Vision a secret
Bird #1: @Witch, you were trying to keep that a secret?
Nat: No offense, my apprentice, but all of the Avengers knew that already
Maria Hill: Even I did
People Who Are Trolling The Avengers:
2:45 pm, July 24, 2024:
Maria Hill: Stealing control of Tony's suits? Whose idea was this?
Former Director: It was mine, Hill!
Maria Hill: I was going to compliment your style!
Former Director: Oh. Okay.
Maria Hill: Does anybody else have other ideas?
Skyenet: Does anybody else think that Stark's suits don't have enough color? Or that certain ships need attention drawn to them
Mayday: Oh, absolutely
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: You two are right next to each other, so I don't see why you're texting.
Skyenet: To keep everyone else informed on our devious plans, duh!
Former Director: Also, how are they sitting right next to each other? Isn't May at the Academy? And isn't Quake in space?
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Yes. We're in the middle of a virtual former A-Team meeting
Former Director: Former A-Team?
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: The Avengers can be the B-Team. We've saved the world more often than they have. Also, we're actually a functioning team unit
Witch: I hate that you have a point
Loki: Why? Do you need some ice for that burn?
Witch: Is Loki Gen-Z?
Skyenet: Why would he be? He's thousands of years old.
Witch: But how old is he in human years?
Loki: Let's talk about something else...
Maria Hill: Yes, let's. Like how Melinda May completely framed Captain America for dying Natasha Romanoff's hair
Skyenet: I helped! It's glorious, isn't it?
Maria Hill: You're dead if either of them figures it out
Mayday: So they won't figure it out. It'll be fine. You'll see.
Maria Hill: You guys are playing with fire here, and you're going to get burned
Skyenet: A little burn is nothing to me
Avengers Chat:
3:00 pm, July 24, 2024:
Witch: @Nat, were you serious about me being your apprentice? I would like training, if so
Nat: Gladly. And we shall have revenge on Steve...
Capsicle: I feel like shivering for some reason
Nat: You should...
Capsicle: I'm innocent! I didn't do what you guys are accusing me of doing! I'm being framed!
Tiny Stank: Who would dare frame the great Captain America?
Nat: Also, you called us by our superhero names, which you never do
Capsicle: It was a sign of respect and fear
Bird #1: And guilt
Capsicle: No!
Tiny Stank: Yes!
Capsicle: No
Bird #1: Yes
Capsicle: No
Skyenet: Guys, we all know that Cap is guilty. Arguing with him will only make this clearer. What should you do about this info is the real question?
Nat: Yes
Capsicle: Well, cr*p