In Which Stark Gets Trolled
Avengers Chat:
12:24 pm, July 24, 2024:
Skyenet: @Nat, have you beaten up Cap for insulting Fury yet?
Nat: No. a) we're doing training day, and b) I want him to be paranoid. My revenge must come like a thief in the night
Ego The Size of Jupiter: So glad I'm not on Natashalie's bad side
Nat: You will be if you keep calling me Natashalie or if you insult people I like. Also, when did you change your display name?
Bird #1: And why didn't we get an alert when you did
Skyenet has changed Ego The Size of Jupiter's display name to Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter
Skyenet: Fixed!
Mayday: But we must ensure that it can't happen again
JARVIS has agreed to alert the Avengers Chat if Tiny Stank ever changes his display name, even if he hacks and deletes the message
Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter: Wha... what... how did you even?
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: @Skyenet, I'll pay up later. Did not think Stark was that easy to break
Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter: I'm not... I'm not.... broken
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Made to stutter, then
Capsicle: Hahahahahaha...
Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter: And this is supposed to be the epitome of American values
Capsicle: Eat the rich has been a value to a lot of Americans
Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter: What? Don't eat me!
Spidey: It's not meant to be literal, Mr. Stark
Nat: Since clearly nobody's doing Training Day, I assume that we're calling that over?
Popsicle: Yes
Nat: At least everyone except Stark did some exercise
Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter: I exercised
Loki: Oh? Is trolling the Metal Man the new job? I can do that very well
Asgardian: BROTHER, THAT MIGHT LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE REVENGE
Valkyrie: Oh, chillax, Thor. This seems like a very worthy cause, especially considering what the dude did
Skyenet: An ancient Valkyrie who was trapped on a trash planet for centuries knows the word "chillax"? How?
Valkyrie: Wait, that's actually a word to Midgardians now?
Nat: It's slang, so technically no, but truthfully yes
Loki: Back on topic, it seems as if the Metal Man cannot even refer to himself correctly
Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter: I considered "Metal Man". It was far too generic!
Loki: Yes, but shouldn't it be Gold-Titanium alloy Man?
Witch: Screenshotted for the blackmail folder
Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter: What blackmail folder?
Skyenet: @Mayday, @Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore, @Loki, @Former Director, and @Witch, we need to talk real quick. Everybody else, I leave you a parting gift
Nat: What kind of gift? It better not be a virus! I will hunt you down if it is!
Skyenet: No, it's nothing of the sort. Just this
Skyenet has changed Ego That Dwarfs Jupiter's display name to Tiny Stank
Skyenet: Sayonara
Skyenet has left the chat
Mayday has left the chat
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore has left the chat
Loki has left the chat
Former Director has left the chat
Witch has left the chat
Bird #1: Hahahahahahah. Tiny Stank...
Bird #2: Priceless!
Tiny Stank: Great. Now the bird squad is ganging up on me
Bird #2: Clint, do you actually wish to create a Bird Squad?
Bird #1: Nah. We can have a Bird/Spy Squad, though. Nat will kill me if I'm in a chat without her
Nat: Yes I would
Capsicle: Can I join this Squad? I technically used to work for SHIELD
Tiny Stank: That logic doesn't even make sense
Bird #1: You don't make sense
Tiny Stank has rage-quit the chat
Tiny Stank: What? No! I didn't rage-quit!
FRIDAY has added herself to the chat
Spidey: How does that even work?
FRIDAY: You were about to, Boss.
People Who Are Trolling the Avengers:
12:57 pm, July 24, 2024:
Loki: That was glorious
Witch: Of course it was. Stark got pranked
Former Director: Yes, it was great, but we need to go bigger!
Skyenet: I agree with Fury. All of the Avengers should be our targets
Witch: Even me? *Sad face*
Skyenet: ...except Wanda
Loki: Who is Witch/Wanda anyway?
Witch: I am your WORST NIGHTMARE! I am...
Skyenet: She's Scarlet Witch
Witch: Did you just hack me to interrupt my message? Rude!
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: That is kind of rude, Daisy
Skyenet: You were going to pull a Stark and have a long and dramatic introduction. I saved us from that
Mayday: And she saved you from becoming like Stark. Be thankful for that
Loki: Ideas for pranks?
Former Director: Why did we invite Loki to this chat again?
Mayday: He's the god of mischief, and therefore a good being to consult on anything relating to mischief, especially pranks
Loki: Worry not, former ruler of Earth. I have no further designs on ruling your planet. And my pranking resume is beyond reproach! I began from a young age
Witch: Thor always tells a story of how you transformed into a snake and bit him
Former Director: Did that have a chance of killing him?
Loki: No. That's the Asgardian equivalent of a stubbed toe or something
Mayday: So you basically tricked him into stubbing his own toe in Earth terms?
Loki: Yep
Former Director: Why did you invade Earth? Also, I was never the ruler of Earth!
Loki: Daddy issues
Mayday: Thor's fact-checking that
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Is that because of his "dreaminess"?
Loki: Wait, what?
Former Director: Hill also said that Thor was a god because of his arms. Speaking of Hill, should we add her?
Skyenet: Is she childish enough to go along with this?
Former Director: This is not childish. It's mere revenge.
Loki: Fury, you were completely the ruler of Earth. What else do you call directing their spy operations?
Android That Used To Be Used Human But Isn't Anymore: I hate to say this, but I agree with Loki.
Former Director: Regardless, we could replace all of Hawkeye's bows. That's the only prank we're playing on him, though.
Loki: Won't you need to get to his house or wherever he's living to do that?
Skyenet: I have that information
Former Director: Excellent
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: I hate to ask this, but what about Natasha?
Mayday: We dye her hair green and frame Cap
Skyenet: Revenge on both of them for forcing SHIELD underground
Former Director: Which was necessary
Mayday: We should still get revenge
Former Director: Sure