no # bc tony is a boomer
[this is the first tiktok recorded selfie style, and from the beginning it isn’t a teenage boy’s face we see in the frame but the face of tony stark himself.
“if you think i didn’t see the last video peter posted, you’re wrong.” the man starts, looking off camera and walking somewhere while he talks. “and now it’s time for revenge.” he finally looks straight into the camera and smiles mischievously.
the engineer walks into a room and then turns to the right, soon opening another door. from what is visible in the frame beside his face, it looks like a bathroom.
“i’ve hacked into peter’s phone,” tony speaks up again, though now he lowers his voice and it sounds a little softer. “because god knows nowadays teenagers have more secure passwords than the pentagon” he rolls his eyes, almost affectionately. like he’s more amused than anything else. “and i’m going to show you a tip for when your kid doesn’t want to get up for school.” he ends, pointing with a finger of his left hand at the camera, almost as if at the person watching the video.
he then switches the recording to the back camera, and films as he grabs a small towel, puts it in the sink, and turns on the water.
there’s a quick cut and stark must’ve squeezed the towel to drain the water a little because now the cloth is still wet but not dripping. the phone is pointed down, recording mostly the floor as the billionaire holds the towel in his left hand and walks out of the bathroom directly into the room he came through. this time instead of heading for the door, he goes further into the room, until he reaches a bed and the camera focuses on a boy laying there, most likely asleep, with only his head sticking out from under a blue, warm-looking duvet. he looks as young as his voice in the previous videos made him out to be, maybe fourteen years old, though a part of his face is hidden ever so slightly by his messy brown hair.
the next thing happens quickly - namely, stark holds out the wet towel inches above the kid’s face and then drops the cloth, letting it fall down. as soon as the damp material touches the teen’s skin, he wakes up, instinctively moving away from it.]
@rlcomedy
karma, children.
🎵original sound - @rlcomedy
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TS Updates. @tonystarkupdat
tony recorded a tiktok video and posted it on @/rlcomedy as a prank-revenge.
>TS Updates. @tonystarkupdat
he also all but announced that peter (real name of @/rlcomedy) is his son.
>>TS Updates. @tonystarkupdat
watch here - https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRBTvCs6/
>>here to scream @arghhhhhha
ok but the media storm that i can feel coming…
>>>im a little-stitious @astrologee
and i feel chaos in this chilli’s tonight
rlcomedy updates!! @urfavtiktokernews
1st of all, @/rlcomedy’s name is peter
>rlcomedy updates!! @urfavtiktokernews
2nd of all, we got a face reveal
>>rlcomedy updates!! @urfavtiktokernews
3rd of all, he’s tony stark’s son??
>>>rlcomedy updates!! @urfavtiktokernews
everybody please be chill until further notice
>0mG! @l_eveningstar
thank god cause i was tired of always calling him ‘rlcomedy’ or ‘that tiktoker’
TS stan first, human being second @heysiri_
wait so are tony stark and doctor strange actually married and they have a son??? #rlcomedytiktok i am so confused
>/weird/ synonym @evanbutconfused
would stark really manage to keep this a secret for so long tho
>>hacked into pentagon at 13 @_antstark
what do we really know about his private life? this man is incredibly secretive
>>>the new kid. @summacumlaudebaby
yea he’s very loud about stuff that doesn’t matter. almost like a distraction
>>>>hacked into pentagon at 13 @_antstark
it probably was a distraction so that nobody went digging and found a son&husband
m. @st2rkstan
if my dad woke me up like that i would sue for emancipation sns #rlcomedytiktok
>peter strange-stark (fan acc) @pssfanacc
😭😭he looked so content and warm in that bed and then was slapped with a wet towel. have mercy
>>not samael @drivingcarefully
it’s all fun and games until you get slapped with a wet towel
nEUrO✨ @UpOrDown
i love the jab at pentagon, considering stark hacked them back when he was 13
>ts #1 @smartandhot
humiliated them once and continues to do so🙏we stan a genius king
>>big L @loserofficial
the pentagon: getting back up after tony last stepped on them
tony: forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit
>>>aza @sincesar
the pentagon: ah shit here we go again