teenagers scare the living shit out of me

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teenagers scare the living shit out of me
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Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Peter Parker, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner/Thor, Phil Coulson
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Crack Implied/Referenced Child Abuse The Author Regrets Everything Everyone Is Gay Alternate Universe - High School The Author Regrets Nothing Alternate Universe - Still Have Powers Lesbian Natasha Romanov The Avengers Need a Hug Kid Loki (Marvel) i cannot stress how gay everyone is here there is not a hetero in sight the avengers are still the avengers but dumb gay gen-z style this time loki is twelve and the actual worst and we stan him tbh mostly wrote this to give nat a gf and lovingly bully thor via his siblings and the narrative i know im not funny but consider this: for some reason i find myself hysterical it's just camp dw i think i actually went feral an rapid during the process of writing this also a legit fr fr cannot spell
Summary
"So, Thor's an alien space prince," Tony says conversationally, "Cool, cool. Everything I know about science definitely hasn’t completely changed now. And, it’s pretty bizarre not being the biggest nepotism baby anymore."Bruce touches his lips almost reverently. "I can't believe I kissed a prince. Is that even legal? Did I commit space treason? I am I going to be indicted in some sort of space court?? By a space jury???”"Well, I can't believe Bruce is the alien fucker of the group." Clint throws his hands up. "I mean, I thought for sure it would be Tony. He literally owns Area 51!" ... High school is a bitch, especially when there's a serious conspiracy afoot, and you’re a shenanigans prone teens turned kind of a superhero in the making. Emphasis on the kind of. Or, how the Avengers fell together, totally saved the entire planet and not just New York City, and went out shawarma afterwards. And that’s only the beginning.

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