Chapter 9
dorcatron + mckiddin:
dorcatron: are you avoiding me?
mckiddin: no what
mckiddin: i’ve just been super busy
dorcatron: is this about the whole evan thing
dorcatron: you know i’m a lesbian right?
dorcatron: and that i love you?
mckiddin: i know that
mckiddin: i just don’t understand why you didn’t tell me
dorcatron: i needed to work out what to do on my own
dorctron: he’s not in a good place at the moment
dorcatron: when i started talking to him i thought he was gonna bolt any second
mckiddin: i can see that i guess
mckiddin: im sorry if i overreacted
dorctron: no you didn’t
doractron: i can see how it looked super dodgy just sneaking off randomly
dorcatron: and i’m sorry if i make you feel like you couldn’t trust me
mckiddin: that means a lot
mckiddin: how do we have such a healthy relationship
dorcatron: maybe because we’re both awesome?
mckiddin: sounds about right to me
mckiddin: i love you
dorcatron: i love you too 😊
mischief managed:
theheadboy: damn snapes not messing around guys
areyousirius: he’s spoken to you
theheadboy: thank merlin we were warned cause i would have taken that to heart
wolfiemcwolf: what did he say, prongs?
theheadboy: just that it was clear no one actually liked me
theheadboy: that they were all just pitying me and pretending to be my friend
theheadboy: that he’d heard reggie say he wanted to break up with me but he didn’t know how to
peteypie: wow
wolfiemcwolf: that’s horrible
areyousirius: we all love you prongs
areyousirius: we wouldn’t change a single thing about you ever
wolfiemcwolf: and i know for a fact that reg is still head over heels for you
wolfiemcwolf: you guys are perfect together
theheadboy: thank you guys
theheadboy: snapes just very manipulative huh
theheadboy: watch out pads
areyousirius: i have DADA with him next so i’m expecting big things
snape + rosier:
snape: The plan is working
snape: I’ve already got in Potter’s head
rosier: awesome
snape: Have you spoken to Lupin or Pettigrew yet?
rosier: i’ve spoken to pettigrew
rosier: he seemed a bit shaken after so i think it’s a success
snape: Perfect
snape: Lupin next
rosier: aye aye captain
lily + the lesbians:
lilipads: i’m worried about this whole thing
lilipads: i know it’s all fake but what if it actually goes to their heads
mckiddin: it’s bound to a little bit
maryhadalittlelamb: it’s up to us to make sure they know we love them
dorcatron: how do we do that more than we already do?
lilipads: i will talk to remus
lilipads: mary can you talk to sirius?
maryhadalittlelamb: for sure
mckiddin: i’ll talk to james
mckiddin: might need to recruit extra help
mckiddin: pandora can you and reg come as well?
panda: ofc!!
mckiddin: awesome
dorcatron: i’ll talk to pete
lilipads: awesome guys
lilipads: report back here
mckiddin: yessir
hogwarts hottest:
rosier: how’s it going
theheadboy: manageable
theheadboy: pretending to be sad with everyone is difficult
theheadboy: especially reg :(
reggie: i literally just left your dorm
theheadboy: taken from me too soon :(
mckiddin: potter let’s go play quidditch
theheadboy: :))))
areyousirius: i can’t pretend to be mad at you all for a whole week
wolfiemcwolf: i’m heading back to the dorm now
areyousirius: cuddles??
maryhadalittlelamb: not on the main gc please
areyousirius: stfu macdonald or else i won’t let you do my nails later
maryhadalittlelamb: how dare you
rosier: so everyone is okay?
crouch: everything is fine ev dw
rosier: i just have this feeling
rosier: i’m sure it’s nothing
panda: nothing we can’t handle!
peteypie: hey guys
peteypie: i fucked up
theheadboy: pete?
peteypie: i ran into snape in the corridor
peteypie: he asked if i’d seen rosier today and i said no
rosier: fuck i told him i had seen you
peteypie: i forgot i was supposed to lie!
crouch: wait what does this mean
lilipads: maybe he’ll think pete was lying?
theheadboy: let’s hope so
crouch: are you with him right now ev?
rosier: no i was just about to head back to the dorm
reggie: if he’s in the common room just say you’re feeling unwell and come to the dorm
rosier: fuck okay
mckiddin: just don’t panic i’m sure we can think of an explanation
maryhadalittlelamb: just say you lied to snape and actually forgot to talk to pete?
rosier: he wouldn’t believe me
peteypie: just say i’m stupid or something and forgot
peteypie: i can take the blame for this
rosier: there’s nothing to take the blame for
rosier: i’ll just say i didn’t get round to it
crouch: just be careful
crouch + snape:
snape: Where is he?
crouch: what?
snape: Rosier
snape: Where is he?
crouch: he came to the dorm and went to bed idk what you want me to tell you
snape: He went to bed at 8:30?
crouch: maybe he wants to get his beauty sleep
crouch: not that he needs it
snape: Shut up
snape: Wake him up and tell him to come and see me
crouch: he’s not your boyfriend or smth
crouch: i’m not waking him up just to talk to you
snape: I can’t believe you’re still protecting him
crouch: fuck off snape
crouch: he might be on your side now but he’ll change
snape: He’s not going to change
snape: I’ll make sure of it
crouch: and how will you do that?
snape: Has he told you why he still does my dirty work for me?
crouch: no
snape: Let’s just say the Rosier family is not as well off as they used to be
snape: And Mr Rosier has not been to kind on Evan because of it
crouch: you don’t know what you’re talking about
snape: Ask him then
snape: I’m sure you’ll find the answers you’re looking for