Hogwart's Hottest

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Hogwart's Hottest
Summary
wolfiemcwolf: shut up I just mean we’ll get in trouble no matter what so we might as well invite them.reggie: thank you remusareyousirius: I hate that you two get along so wellreggie: bros before hoesareyousirius: wowwolfiemcwolf: sorry babeareyousirius: YOU’RE AGREEING WITH HIM??wolfiemcwolf: no comment***continuation of horace slughorn is a homophobe but this time its the marauders last year at hogwarts :)
Note
Remus = wolfiemcwolfSirius = areyousiriusRegulus = reggiePandora = pandaBarty = crouchEvan = rosierJames = theheadboyLily = lilipadsMary = maryhadalittlelambDorcas = dorcatronMarlene = mckiddinPete = peteypieFrank = frankensteinAlice = aliceinwonderland
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Chapter 10

adopted gryffindors:

 

panda: should we add evan to this chat?

panda: i think he would appreciate it

 

reggie: yeah sure

 

crouch: whatever

 

reggie: what’s crawled up your arse this morning?

 

crouch: nothing

 

panda: :0

panda: he seems grumpy

 

reggie: did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or smth?

 

crouch: no

crouch: i’m allowed to be grumpy, okay?

 

reggie: whatever

reggie: i’m adding evan

 

panda: yay!

 

reggie added rosier to adopted gryffindors

 

panda: welcome evan!

 

rosier: hey panda

rosier: hello everyone

 

reggie: hello rosier

 

crouch: hello

 

reggie: ignore crouch

reggie: he’s very moody today

 

crouch: merlin all of you piss off

 

rosier: hey i’ve only just gotten here

 

crouch: yeah and that’s bad enough

 

reggie: crouch what’s gotten into you

 

crouch: i’ve got class

crouch: see you all later

 

rosier: i don’t understand

 

crouch: yeah you’re not the only one

 

rosier: ???

 

panda: glad i’m not the only one who’s confused

 

 

mischief managed:

 

areyousirius: guys i hate this

 

wolfiemcwolf: it’s been a day

 

areyousirius: exactly

areyousirius: moony you IGNORED me today

areyousirius: it’s more than i can take

 

theheadboy: i’ve been managing better than i thought

 

peteypie: you started crying in transfiguration today

 

theheadboy: it was fake crying

theheadboy: i’m trying to sell it

 

peteypie: looked pretty real to me

 

theheadboy: stfu wormtail

 

peteypie: <3

 

areyousirius: can’t we just pretend we found out snapes plan now?

 

wolfiemcwolf: it won’t be believable

wolfiemcwolf: snapes already suspicious as it is

 

areyousirius: moooooonyyyy

areyousirius: i miss you

 

wolfiemcwolf: i see you every morning and every night

wolfiemcwolf: prongs has is significantly worse than you

 

theheadboy: i haven’t seen reg in 24 hours

theheadboy: idk how i’m still alive

 

wolfiemcwolf: you two are both hopeless

wolfiemcwolf: but all in all we are pulling it off

 

peteypie: i’m proud of us

 

areyousirius: i hate you all <3

 

 

theheadboy + reggie:

 

reggie: i miss you

 

theheadboy: !!!!!!!

theheadboy: <3<3

theheadboy: I MISS YOU TOOO

theheadboy: it’s been forever

 

reggie: it’s been a day

reggie: but yes i do miss you

reggie: i’ve become far too attached to you

 

theheadboy: you say that like it’s a bad thing

theheadboy: i’m wayyyy to attached to you but it’s fun

 

reggie: stop smiling

 

theheadboy: are you in the corridor?

theheadboy:  i can’t see you

 

reggie: no but i just know you’re smiling

reggie: you’re supposed to be sad

 

theheadboy: oh yeah

theheadboy: maybe everyone will think i was watching a funny video

 

reggie: everyone knows you can barely use a muggle phone

reggie: texting took you a while to manage

reggie: you don’t have a clue about ‘videos’.

 

theheadboy: well they don’t have to know that

 

reggie: fuck you’re so stupid

reggie: are you sure we can’t meet up?

 

theheadboy: we’ll for sure get caught

theheadboy: snape has eye everywhere

theheadboy: i’m surprised he hasn’t bugged our phones

 

reggie: i wouldn’t be surprised

 

theheadboy: things can go back to normal soon!

theheadboy: i miss you sm

 

reggie: maybe i’ll push past you in the corridor today

 

theheadboy: please 😉

 

reggie: simp

 

 

wolfiemcwolf + areyousirius:

 

wolfiemcwolf: do you think i should tell them

 

areyousirius: you’re gonna have to elaborate

 

wolfiemcwolf: about my problem

 

areyousirius: your furry little problem?

 

wolfiemcwolf: yes

 

areyousirius: only if you’re comfortable doing so

areyousirius: i’m sure they’ll all accept you no matter what moons :)

 

wolfiemcwolf: what if they think i’m some sort of monster?

 

areyousirius: you're not a monster 

areyousirius: and they won’t think that 

areyousirius: they know you; they won’t think you’re a monster

areyousirius: if any of them don’t accept you then i will personally punch them for you :)

 

wolfiemcwolf: i mean i think my nickname and username might have given it away a bit

wolfiemcwolf: we’ve not really been discreet about it

 

areyousirius: so if anyone did have a problem, they would have said something by now, right?

 

wolfiemcwolf: yeah

wolfiemcwolf: they would have done

 

areyousirius: we love you

areyousirius: and you share if and when you’re ready to

 

wolfiemcwolf: you’re the best boyfriend ever

 

areyousirius: thank you i try

 

 

rosier + crouch:

 

rosier: what the fuck is your problem?

rosier: i thought we were okay?

 

crouch: we were

crouch: until i found out you were a fucking liar

 

rosier: how have i lied to you??

 

crouch: snape told me

crouch: why didn’t you??

 

rosier: i told you i didn’t want you to know!

rosier: and now that snape’s told you

rosier: you think differently of me

rosier: which is exactly what i didn’t want to happen

 

crouch: well maybe i do

crouch: a real friend would have confided in me

crouch: i would have tried to help you

 

rosier: i didn’t want your pity

 

crouch: it’s not that

crouch: you just didn’t want your precious reputation to be ruined

 

rosier: you know what my father would do to me if i let our family name be tarnished

 

crouch: well maybe it should be tarnished

crouch: maybe you’d be less of a prick

crouch: and you’d actually trust your friends to help you

 

rosier: he’d fucking kill me barty

rosier: is that what you really want?

 

crouch: he wouldn’t kill you

crouch: you’re his son

crouch: he only thing he would do is disown you

crouch: welcome to the club

 

rosier: well you clearly don’t know my family

rosier: and you don’t know me

rosier: leave me alone

 

crouch: stop overreacting

 

rosier: piss off

rosier: you don’t know what happened to me over summer

 

crouch: because you won’t tell me!

 

rosier: he kicked me out onto the street, okay?!

rosier: i lived on the street for 3 weeks before he finally took me back in

rosier: i could have died

rosier: but i didn’t and i’m not going to be put in a situation where that could happen again

rosier: so fuck you

rosier: and fuck you thinking you know anything about what i’ve been through

 

crouch: wait evan

 

rosier: i thought you might actually care

rosier: about me and about us

rosier: if that ever was an actual thing

 

crouch: it was

crouch: evan you know it was

 

rosier: i need some time

rosier: away from all this

rosier: i’ll make sure they all stay safe but

rosier: i’m done with all this

 

crouch: evan please

crouch: let’s just talk face to face about this

 

rosier: i’ll see you around

 

crouch: evan come on

crouch: evan??

 

rosier left hogwart’s hottest

 

rosier left adopted gryffindors

 

 

hogwarts hottest:

 

mckiddin: wtf?

 

dorcatron: what happened?

 

crouch: fuck fuck fuck

crouch: i fucked up so bad

 

reggie: what the fuck did you do

 

crouch: i was just in a bad mood!

 

panda: why did i just see evan crying?

 

theheadboy: what the fuck, crouch?

 

crouch: i wanted answers

crouch: snape messaged me and he told me

crouch: i got bad that evan hadn’t told me

crouch: i said some things i shouldn’t have

crouch: he left

crouch: but he’s just angry and upset at me

 

areyousirius: that’s fucked crouch

 

dorcatron: you heard what happened and you got mad?

dorcatron: not to try and help him or comfort him?

 

crouch: i don’t know!

crouch: i’ve gotta find him

 

wolfiemcwolf: i just saw him with snape

 

crouch: fuck

 

wolfiemcwolf: he looked really angry and sad

 

peteypie: you must have really upset him

 

crouch: you don’t think i know that??

 

maryhadalittlelamb: just find him quick

maryhadalittlelamb: and just apologise profusely

 

crouch: okay

crouch: where did you see him, remus?

 

wolfiemcwolf: near the great hall

 

areyousirius: good luck crouch

 

reggie: don’t be stupid

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