Chapter 8
hogwarts hottest:
rosier: hey
panda: hi!
wolfiemcwolf: hey
reggie: dorcas what is the plan here
dorcatron: you’re assuming i have a plan
reggie: you always do
dorcatron: okay so
dorcatron: main point is whenever snape is planning something evan tells us straight away so no one gets hurt in any way
rosier: what if he stops telling me things
theheadboy: he’ll have no reason to stop if he believes his plans have worked
crouch: ???
theheadboy: we can learn in advance what he’s planning to do and do it ourselves but make sure no one gets hurt
dorcatron: exactly
rosier: so i’ll message here whenever he asks me to do something?
reggie: yes
rosier: i’m expecting a message again soon
dorcatron: keep us posted
crouch + rosier:
crouch: you doing okay?
rosier: i’m fine dw
crouch: why won’t you tell me what he’s blackmailing you with?
rosier: because it’s none of your business
rosier: sorry
rosier: i just don’t want you to worry
crouch: you’re worrying me by not telling me
crouch: you’ll tell me if it gets worse?
rosier: i promise
crouch: because i care about you
crouch: despite my better judgement
rosier: i care about you too
snape + rosier:
snape: heard any news?
rosier: about what
snape: we need to come up with our next attack
rosier: we’re calling them attacks now?
snape: they got be expelled
snape: they need to pay
rosier: *suspended
rosier: what is the plan
snape: this one concerns both of us
snape: we’re going to target ‘the marauders’ specifically
snape: cause an internal argument and they’ll fall apart
rosier: that’s awful
snape: thank you
snape: you’ll take down the werewolf and Pettigrew and i’ll go after dumb and dumber
rosier: how?
hogwarts hottest:
rosier: okay i’ve got the plan and it’s majorly fucked up
theheadboy: let’s hear it
rosier: he’s trying to get into your heads and make you guys hate each other
mckiddin: that’s twisted
rosier: if he breaks the marauders then he breaks you all
maryhadalittlelamb: that’s messed up
areyousirius: so we all have to pretend to hate each other
wolfiemcwolf: no problem there
areyousirius: ☹
peteypie: how is he planning to do it
rosier: he wants me to split remus and sirius up and then threaten you pete
peteypie: i would never betray you guys
rosier: you would if i forced you
peteypie: i’m scared of violence, okay?
areyousirius: how would you split me and moony up?
rosier: i’d tell remus that you let a secret of his slip
rosier: can’t say what
areyousirius: i’m gonna kill that snotrag
theheadboy: we have to pretend that you don’t know it was him, pads
theheadboy: what does he have planned for me?
rosier: he wouldn’t tell me exactly
rosier: just said it involved sirius and regulus
crouch: he’ll probably try and pin james and sirius against each other
reggie: in some sort of competition? ridiculous
areyousirius: he’s unnecessarily upset about being suspended
crouch: i got him suspended
crouch: why isn’t he coming after me?
reggie: maybe he has something bigger planned
lilipads: what are we going to do then?
wolfiemcwolf: pretend we hate each other i guess
wolfiemcwolf: prongs and i will stick with the girls
wolfiemcwolf: pads can throw himself into quidditch like he always does when he’s mad
wolfiemcwolf: and pete can stress bake
theheadboy: we can be normal in the common room though?
reggie: he could have a spy on the inside
areyousirius: so we have to hate each other everywhere except the dorm?
areyousirius: it’s going to be such a boring week
dorcatron: that’s a good point
dorcatron: how long is this lasting for?
theheadboy: after a week we’ll say we forgive ach other and realise that snape made it up
rosier: just don’t believe anything snape tells you
wolfiemcwolf: thanks for telling us evan
lilipads: yes it was very good of you
rosier: i’m not going to let him get away with this anymore i promise
crouch: we believe you ev
panda: 😊