Hogwart's Hottest

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Hogwart's Hottest
Summary
wolfiemcwolf: shut up I just mean we’ll get in trouble no matter what so we might as well invite them.reggie: thank you remusareyousirius: I hate that you two get along so wellreggie: bros before hoesareyousirius: wowwolfiemcwolf: sorry babeareyousirius: YOU’RE AGREEING WITH HIM??wolfiemcwolf: no comment***continuation of horace slughorn is a homophobe but this time its the marauders last year at hogwarts :)
Note
Remus = wolfiemcwolfSirius = areyousiriusRegulus = reggiePandora = pandaBarty = crouchEvan = rosierJames = theheadboyLily = lilipadsMary = maryhadalittlelambDorcas = dorcatronMarlene = mckiddinPete = peteypieFrank = frankensteinAlice = aliceinwonderland
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Chapter 7

dorcatron created group ‘gameplan’

 

dorcatron added crouch, rosier and panda

 

panda: helloooo 😊

 

dorcatron: hello all

 

crouch: why is pandora here

 

rosier: i’m guessing she has so clue

 

panda: not a single one 😊

 

dorcatron: pandora you’re gonna help us get evan away from snape

 

panda: coolio i’m in!

 

crouch: well that was surprisingly easy

crouch: what’s the plan?

 

dorcatron: we have to convince the others

dorcatron: i’ll work on marlene, lily, and mary

dorcatron: barty you try to work on reg 

dorcatron: and pandora just be generally positive as always?

 

panda: on it!

 

crouch: reg is never gonna budge

crouch: sorry but he hates your guts ev

crouch: and not for bad reasons

 

rosier: what do i do?

rosier:  i want to speak to reg

 

dorcatron: if you think that’s a good idea?

 

rosier: fine

rosier: lets do this

rosier: thanks again btw guys

 

dorcatron: no problem ev :)

 

panda: anytime!

 

crouch: don’t thank us yet

 

 

lily and the lesbians:

 

dorcatron: i need to chat to you guys about something

 

mckiddin: what’s up babe?

 

dorcatron: it’s about evan

 

lilipads: what about him?

 

maryhadalittlelamb: has he done something to you?

 

dorcatron: no no

dorcatron: he wants to make up for what he’s done

dorcatron: repair everything

 

lilipads: why now?

 

mckiddin: fuck that

mckiddin: do you know what he did to reg?

 

dorcatron:  i do

dorcatron:  i know that it was terrible and i know he regrets it

dorcatron: we forgave barty didn’t we?

 

lilipads: that’s true

 

maryhadalittlelamb: why has he waited until now to say something?

 

dorcatron: i guess he was scared

dorcatron: i mean you guys all hate him

dorcatron: plus i have reason to believe snape has something on him

 

mckiddin: fuck really?

 

dorcatron: he won’t tell me what

 

lilipads: makes sense

lilipads: it can’t be too bad surely?

 

dorcatron: sure must be for him

 

mckiddin: is this where you’ve been sneaking off to?

 

dorcatron: yes.

 

mckiddin: thank merlin i thought you were cheating on me

 

maryhadalittlelamb: we did tell her she was being ridiculous

 

dorcatron: i would never cheat on you marls <3

 

mckiddin: you really think we should give him a shot

 

dorcatron: no one spiked the punch

dorcatron: he didn’t go through with it like snape wanted him to

 

lilipads: she’s right

lilipads: i checked it afterwards for any tampering

 

dorcatron: i’m not saying we let everything go that he’s done

dorcatron: i’m saying we give him a chance to prove he’s changed

 

mckiddin: you’ll have a tough time talking to reg

 

dorcatron: i know

 

mckiddin: but we’re behind you

 

maryhadalittlelamb: <3

 

lilipads: you wouldn’t be so sure about it if you weren’t right :)

 

dorcatron: thanks guys 😊

 

 

areyousirius + wolfiemcwolf:

 

areyousirius: come backkk

 

wolfiemcwolf: i literally just left

 

areyousirius: ditch your study group and stay with me

 

wolfiemcwolf: you know i already cancelled yesterdays

wolfiemcwolf: you’re a bad influence on me

 

areyousirius: you bet i am ;)

 

wolfiemcwolf: wtf

wolfiemcwolf: so unnecessary

 

areyousirius: what??

 

wolfiemcwolf: snape just barged past me for no reason

wolfiemcwolf: i dropped all of my papers all over the floor

 

areyousirius: tf??

areyousirius: that’s so uncalled for

 

areyousirius: moony??

 

wolfiemcwolf: sorry sorry

wolfiemcwolf: chris was just helping me pick up all my stuff

 

areyousirius: chris?

 

wolfiemcwolf: ravenclaw from my study group

wolfiemcwolf:  must have seen me in distress aha

 

areyousirius: aha yeah

 

wolfiemcwolf: see you later babe <3

 

areyousirius: i love you

 

wolfiemcwolf: aw i love you too :)

 

 

theheadboy + areyousirius:

 

theheadboy: no

theheadboy: i can see you typing

theheadboy: your hair looks great today

theheadboy: no we don’t have any homework

theheadboy: and yes moony loves you so much

 

areyousirius: but chris!!

 

theheadboy: who tf is chris

 

areyousirius: exactly!!

areyousirius: some prick who helped moony pick up his stuff after snape shoved him

 

theheadboy: oh so we’re being delusional today okay

theheadboy: how dare some random guy show an act of kindness towards your boyfriend??

 

areyousirius: I KNOW RIGHT

areyousirius: i should be the one to help moony pick up his stuff :(

areyousirius: in fact i would have hexed snape into tomorrow if he’s even looked at moony wrong

 

theheadboy: exactly and remus knows that

theheadboy: he loves you more than life itself

theheadboy: literally.

 

areyousirius: but he’s at a study group with CHRIS rn and not with me

 

theheadboy: he has to study

theheadboy: he’s remus lupin ffs he has to go to the library or he will combust

 

areyousirius: that’s true

areyousirius: maybe i’m overreacting

 

theheadboy: just a little

 

areyousirius: thanks prongs

 

theheadboy: anytime padfoot :)

 

 

lilipads + wolfiemcwolf:

 

lilipads: why is that ravenclaw guy flirting with you

 

wolfiemcwolf: what??

 

lilipads: chris?

 

wolfiemcwolf: he’s not flirting with me

wolfiemcwolf: is he?

wolfiemcwolf: fuck that would make what i just said really awkward

 

lilipads: what did you say?

 

wolfiemcwolf: he said ‘we should hang out outside of study group’

wolfiemcwolf: and i said ‘you should join me and sirius sometime’

wolfiemcwolf: explains why he just blushed and turned away

 

lilipads: did you just invite him to a threesome

 

wolfiemcwolf: by accident! i was talking about hogsmeade anyways

 

lilipads: just don’t let sirius find out

 

wolfiemcwolf: what is there to find out? it’s not like im remotely interested in chris

 

lilipads: sirius won’t know that

lilipads: the boy gets so jealous and possessive

 

wolfiemcwolf: surely he knows i love him and would never do anything like cheat?

 

lilipads: he’s just insecure

lilipads: he knows you’re committed to each other it’s just a bit of doubt

 

wolfiemcwolf: i’ll speak to him later

wolfiemcwolf: no wonder he was a bit off when i mentioned chris helped me pick up my books

 

lilipads: yeah he definitely wouldn’t like that

lilipads: can you stand the idea of someone flirting with sirius?

 

wolfiemcwolf: point proven.

 

 

wolfiemcwolf + areyousirius:

 

wolfiemcwolf: i’m leaving study group now

 

areyousirius: haven’t you got another hour?

 

wolfiemcwolf:  i just miss you

wolfiemcwolf: need to see you

 

areyousirius: now who’s clingy?

 

wolfiemcwolf: were you jealous earlier?

 

areyousirius: whatttt

areyousirius: why did prongs say something?

areyousirius: cause he’s a liar

 

wolfiemcwolf: nah was lily

wolfiemcwolf: she noticed in study group that he was flirting with me

 

areyousirius: HA i was right!

areyousirius: i mean…

areyousirius: oh! that’s so not cool why was he flirting?

 

wolfiemcwolf: not sure but lily helped me realise why you’re not okay with it

wolfiemcwolf: the idea of someone flirting with you makes me crazy

 

areyousirius: you can’t just say stuff like that fuck

 

wolfiemcwolf: i’m almost back

 

areyousirius: i love you moony

 

wolfiemcwolf: i love you padfoot

 

 

reggie + crouch:

 

crouch: okay i’m gonna bite the bullet here

 

reggie: ???

 

crouch: we need to talk about evan

 

reggie: no

 

crouch: yes

crouch: i think we need to hear him out

 

reggie: why would i ever do that?

 

crouch: because you did the same for me

 

reggie: he did a lot worse than you

 

crouch: not as much as snape

 

reggie: it’s not a competition

reggie: they both did shit that can’t be forgiven

 

crouch: fuck fine he’s being blackmailed by snape

crouch: he didn’t want you to know that but if it’s the only way you’ll listen

 

reggie: blackmailed with what?

 

crouch: he won’t tell me

 

reggie: i think i know.

 

crouch: really?

crouch: what is it?

 

reggie: i can’t say

reggie: i can’t believe snape found out and that he’s using it against rosier like that

reggie:  i need to talk to him

 

crouch: okay!

 

reggie: this in no way means i forgive him or am even considering forgiving him.

 

crouch: okay!

 

 

reggie + rosier:

 

reggie: so he found out

 

rosier: barty wasn’t supposed to mention it

 

reggie: we both know i wouldn’t have listened if he didn’t

reggie: how bad is it

 

rosier: almost everything

rosier: we got kicked out of the house last christmas

rosier: we’re staying at a relatives but i had nowhere to go when my dad got mad

rosier: some nights i spent on the streets

rosier: you know how my dad is

 

reggie: how did snape find out?

 

rosier: he saw me begging for scraps from a local bakery

rosier: i didn’t need to try and explain myself he already knew

rosier: the rumours only grew over summer

rosier: my dad will kill me regulus.

rosier: if it gets out that we’re broke then i’ll be as good as dead by next january

rosier: if he doesn’t kill me then he’s leave me to starve on the streets

 

reggie: you’re not going to die

reggie: severus found out over christmas and what? you were his slave when you got back here?

 

rosier: you know i don’t believe any of that bullcrap severus does

rosier: he’s a bigot and i was just trying to survive

rosier: if i could take it back now i would

rosier: whether the rumours get out or not i’m a dead man

rosier: i’d rather go out a decent dead man than not

 

reggie: okay

reggie: i’ll help you.

reggie: it’s going to take a long to gain back any trust of mine

 

rosier: i know

rosier: and i’ll show you i mean it when i said i’ve changed

 

reggie: i’m taking it you don’t want me to tell the others about the blackmail?

 

rosier: i don’t need them to worry more than they already do

 

 

hogwarts hottest:

 

reggie: we’re going to integrate evan into the group

reggie: i know what he did and why he did it

reggie: he’s trying to change and we’re going to help him do that just like we did with barty okay?

 

panda: okay!

 

mckiddin: as long as we never try to forgive snape

 

reggie: never in a million years.

 

dorcatron: awesome :)

 

areyousirius: are you sure reg?

 

theheadboy: you hated him 5 minutes ago

 

reggie: i’m sure

reggie: i can’t disclose what i know but i can say that everything has been made a lot clearer to me

 

crouch: fuck thank you reg this will mean so much

 

lilipads: i’m sure he can find his place here :)

 

reggie: we’ll see about that

 

reggie added rosier to hogwarts hottest

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