Chapter 4
hogwarts hottest:
wolfiemcwolf: great party lils 😊
areyousirius: yeah it was awesome
theheadboy: you guys didn’t even stay until the end
wolfiemcwolf: we got tired
peteypie: you didn’t look tired when you left
areyousirius: don’t call us out like that
theheadboy: anyways
theheadboy: yes amazing party lils
mckiddin: sorry me and dorcas were a bit late
crouch: why are all of you in relationships it actually sucks for me
peteypie: how do you think i feel
peteypie: not that i would want one
peteypie: they seem yucky
panda: i am also single!
crouch: we need to band together as the singles to fight off the couples
reggie: can i join?
crouch: ofc not
reggie: i’m a single at heart
theheadboy: ???
theheadboy: feeling betrayed rn
reggie: i’m joking
reggie: james??
mckiddin: ahaha you made him sad
mckiddin: *photo attachment*
lilipads: aw he looks so miserable
areyousirius: ruined his quidditch practice reg ☹
reggie: i hate you all
theheadboy + reggie:
reggie: i’m coming
theheadboy: quidditch practice is starting soon
theheadboy: i’ll see you later
reggie: james come on
reggie: james?
the adopted gryffindors:
reggie: i think i really upset james
panda: i'm not surprised
reggie: what?
reggie: i wanted support here guys
crouch: reg come on
reggie: ?
crouch: don’t hate me but
crouch: you can be a bit harsh with him
panda: he needs a bit of love is all
panda: he’s a soft soul
reggie: i know that
reggie: that’s what makes us work so well
crouch: it does
crouch: but every now and then potter needs some love
reggie: i give him love
panda: smiling at him once every week doesn’t count
reggie: shut up you know i’m better than that
reggie: it’s at least twice a week now
crouch: whatever you say bud
reggie: oh god
reggie: maybe i am bad
hogwarts hottest:
dorcatron: just want to make sure everyone is seeing this
wolfiemcwolf: i think james’ head is about to explode
peteypie: has regulus been possessed?
mckiddin: that’s the only reasonable explanation
reggie: all of you shut up
areyousirius: please explain what has just happened
reggie: i’m being romantic
lilipads: you don’t have a romantic bone in your body
reggie: shut up
theheadboy: wow
theheadboy: i don’t know what to say
reggie: did you like it?
theheadboy: like it? i love it reg
theheadboy: i love you
reggie: thanks
crouch: reg.
reggie: i love you too james
areyousirius: you stole the promise ring idea from us though
wolfiemcwolf: let them have this pads
areyousirius: ☹
wolfiemcwolf: btw do you wanna go to hogsmeade this weekend, pads?
areyousirius: YES
peteypie: can i come?
wolfiemcwolf: umm yeah ofc pete :)
peteypie: i’m joking i’m joking
theheadboy: don’t take the attention away from me
theheadboy: i’m engaged
reggie: what
lilipads: it’s a promise ring james
theheadboy: yeah i know
reggie: did you think i proposed to you?
reggie: i’m 17
reggie: we’ve been dating for like 4 months
theheadboy: i knew they were promise rings
reggie: no wonder you said ‘yes’ when i gave it to you
crouch: omg
panda: that’s so sweet
mckiddin: ahahaha james thought you were getting married
maryhadalittlelamb: i’d pay to see that actually
wolfiemcwolf: you can’t blame james he’s always been a romantic
areyousirius: and stupid
wolfiemcwolf: and that
theheadboy: i knew they were promise rings!
theheadboy: i was joking
crouch: okay buddy
peteypie: whatever you want to believe sport
theheadboy: i hate you guys
areyousirius: *photo attached*
areyousirius: 5 minutes into potions and he’s already grumpy
theheadboy: i did not consent to photos been taken of me
areyousirius: *video attachment*
*Video attached of James sulking then noticing the camera and taking it from Sirius. Sirius yells ‘Prongs!’ as James smiles into the camera and the video ends.*
*reggie saved video to camera roll.*
crouch: simp.
reggie: die.
areyousirius: james is actually awesome and the best person ever
areyousirius: he is also ridiculously good at quidditch and should play professionally.
theheadboy: why thank you pads
areyousirius: I HATE YOU PRONGS
wolfiemcwolf: well this has been entertaining
wolfiemcwolf: fuck
maryhadalittlelamb: remus just had his phone taken off him lol
crouch: who still says lol
maryhadalittlelamb: haters gonna hate
areyousirius: fuck remus looks so mad
lilipads: slughorn said he was ‘disappointed’.
lilipads: looks like we’ve got a grumpy remus today guys
reggie: yayyy
areyousirius: nooooo
areyousirius: i’ve already got a grumpy james
theheadboy: nah I’m good
theheadboy: remus is soooo mad at you
areyousirius: he’s mad at you too
theheadboy: you started it
theheadboy: i can’t believe you didn’t get caught taking pictures of me
areyousirius: we’re both in shit
areyousirius: will he still want to go to hogsmeade this weekend?
mckiddin: idk ask him
mckiddin: oh wait
peteypie: that’s cruel marls
mckiddin: i live to serve
crouch: i like her
mckiddin: taken
crouch: why does everyone assume i’m flirting?!?
reggie: because you are?
crouch: you know it hot stuff ;)
theheadboy: no
crouch: ☹
crouch: it’s not my fault all of you are taken
crouch: who am i supposed to flirt with?
lilipads: pandora? pete?
peteypie: way to single us out lils
panda: i’m a happy single 😊
peteypie: yeah not interested crouch
crouch: you guys are no fun
areyousirius: entering panic mode: remus left potions and didn’t wait for me and prongs
lilipads: he has a study session with me and reg
lilipads: sorry we didn’t wait up
wolfiemcwolf: i also got my phone back so fuck you all
wolfiemcwolf: and i’m not grumpy
dorcatron: …
dorcatron: sound kinda grumpy to me idk
wolfiemcwolf: hate you all <3
reggie: yes grumpy remus is my fav <3
mckiddin: dorcasss where have you been?
dorcatron: nowhere and everywhere
crouch: ominous...
dorcatron: i am a woman with many secrets
dorcatron + mckiddin:
mckiddin: where acc were you??
dorcatron: secret
dorcatron: nothing important but i promised i wouldn’t tell
mckiddin: oh?
mckiddin: ahaha okay whatevs
lilipads + mckiddin + maryhadalittlelamb:
mckiddin: she’s cheating on me
lilipads: what
maryhadalittlelamb: hold the phone
mckiddin: she won’t tell me where she was
mckiddin: we tell each other everything
mckiddin: and it’s not my birthday until august so it can’t be my birthday
maryhadalittlelamb: maybe it’s mine?
mckiddin: she would have told me
mckiddin: and she said ‘i promised i wouldn’t tell’
lilipads: i doubt she’s cheating on you
lilipads: she loves you more than anything
mckiddin: can you guys try and find out?
maryhadalittlelamb: i really don’t think anything is going on
maryhadalittlelamb: but we can ask
mckiddin: okay thank you
*mckiddin changed group name to ‘operation dorlene’*
lilipads: ffs
mischief managed:
areyousirius: moonyyy
areyousirus: are you mad
wolfiemcwolf: yes
areyousirius: at me?
areyousirius: or at prongs?
wolfiemcwolf: both
wolfiemcwolf: but mostly at myself for getting distracted by you two
theheadboy: sorry moons
peteypie: yeah sorry
wolfiemcwolf: you didn’t do anything wrong pete
peteypie: but i still feel bad
wolfiemcwolf: it’s okay pete
areyousirius: i also feel bad
wolfiemcwolf: sucks for you pads
areyousirus: are we still on for our hogsmeade date?
wolfiemcwolf: ofc pads
wolfiemcwolf: i’m not that mad
wolfiemcwolf; you’d have to do something really stupid to make me not want to go on a date with you :)
areyousirius: :)
theheadboy + areyousirius:
areyousirius: i did something really stupid
theheadboy: fuck sake
theheadboy: what did you do?
areyousirius: i thought it would be sweet
areyousirius: but it just backfired
theheadboy: sounds in character for you
theheadboy: what’s the damage?
areyousirius: i destroyed moony’s clothes
theheadboy: to be sweet?
areyousirius: i was supposed to wash them all and make them always smell of chocolate cause he loves chocolate
areyousirius: cause i felt guilty for earlier and wanted to fix it
areyousirius: i must have done something wrong because they just blew up
areyousirius: side note: don’t come into the dorm for 3-5 business days
theheadboy: fuck pads
theheadboy: what are you going to do?
areyousirius: I DON’T KNOW THAT’S WHY IM ASKING YOU
theheadboy: you have to tell him
theheadboy: unless you can undo blowing up his clothes
areyousirius: fuck fuck fuck
areyousirius + wolfiemcwolf:
areyousirius: hey where abouts are you?
wolfiemcwolf: just heading back from the library
wolfiemcwolf: why?
areyousirius: okay i need to tell you something
areyousirius: but you have to promise you won’t be mad
wolfiemcwolf: this doesn’t sound promising pads
areyousirius: i was trying to be romantic
wolfiemcwolf: oh boy
areyousirius: andimighthaveaccidentallydestroyedallofyourclothes
wolfiemcwolf: YOU DID WHAT
areyousirius: i don’t know why i thought you wouldn’t be able to read that
areyousirius: i’m so sorry moony
wolfiemcwolf: i’m coming up to the dorm now
areyousirius: please don’t be mad it was an accident
areyousirius: i just wanted them to smell like chocolate
areyousirius: as a i’m sorry gift
areyousirius: moony?