Chapter 5
rosier + dorcatron:
dorcatron: can we talk?
rosier: we talked yesterday
dorcatron: i want to help you, evan
dorcatron: that’s going to involve talking more frequently
rosier: ugh okay
rosier: why is redemption so hard?
dorcatron: meet me at the astronomy tower tonight around 9 okay?
rosier: fine
rosier + severus:
Severus: So I hear you were unsuccessful
Severus: You wouldn’t self-sabotage would you, Rosier?
rosier: no i would never
rosier: i was caught
rosier: by crouch
Severus: We need to teach that traitor a lesson.
Severus: He won’t get away with what he did.
lilipads + wolfiemcwolf:
lilipads: sirius wants me to ask if you’re still mad
wolfiemcwolf: ofc i’m still mad
wolfiemcwolf: he destroyed my clothes
wolfiemcwolf: my jumpers lils
lilipads: he still wants to go with you to hogsmeade this weekend
lilipads: it’s wednesday; will you guys be okay by the weekend?
wolfiemcwolf: if he can get me my clothes back we will
lilipads: you know that’s impossible remus
wolfiemcwolf: idk lils i’m still mad
wolfiemcwolf: you know i can’t stay mad at him for long
wolfiemcwolf: i’ll let him wallow for one more day
lilipads: sounds good to me
lilipads + areyousirius:
lilipads: you’re almost in the clear
lilipads: he’s still pretty pissed though
areyousirius: he has every right to be
areyousirius: i just miss him
lilipads: you guys are pathetic
lilipads: it’s been a day
areyousirius: a day away from moons is like a year off my life lily
areyousirius: and i’m not exaggerating
lilipads: so you are
lilipads: i’ve done my job as a messenger
lilipads: i bid you farewell
areyousirius: i thank you for your service
operation dorlene:
mckiddin: so?
lilipads: fuck sake not again
maryhadalittlelamb: how many time do we have to say she’s not cheating for you to believe us?
mckiddin: what did she say?
maryhadalittlelamb: i spoke to her in transfiguration and she said she was having breakfast with pandora and left her phone in the dorm.
lilipads: oh
mckiddin: what?
lilipads: she told me she was in morning detention with mcgonagall
mckiddin: fuck
maryhadalittlelamb: let’s not jump to conclusions
lilipads: this doesn’t mean she’s cheating
lilipads: she could be doing something she doesn’t want you to know about
maryhadalittlelamb: yeah like maybe she’s failing a class and is getting extra help
maryhadalittlelamb: or maybe she’s tutoring someone who is embarrassed to have a tutor?
mckiddin: could be i guess…
mckiddin: she still could have told me
lilipads: everyone has their secrets marls
lilipads: it doesn’t mean she’s cheating on you
mckiddin: thanks guys i appreciate it
reggie + theheadboy:
reggie: hey
theheadboy: hey :)))
theheadboy: what’s up?
reggie: just miss u
reggie: come by later?
theheadboy: YES
theheadboy: i meannn
theheadboy: yeah ofc if you want
reggie: see you later :)
mischief managed:
theheadboy: *screenshot*
theheadboy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
areyousirius: i’m acc gonna be sick
wolfiemcwolf: that’s so cute wtf
wolfiemcwolf: are you sure you’re messaging reggie?
theheadboy: he said he wanted to try and be more romantic
theheadboy: i don’t think i can handle this much affection
theheadboy: i might explode
peteypie: does seem likely
peteypie: at least you’ll die happy?
theheadboy: true true
wolfiemcwolf: wormtail's got a point
wolfiemcwolf: you’ll be fine prongs
areyousirius: still uncomfy
theheadboy: thanks for your help guys!
rosier + Severus:
Severus: I have the plan
Severus: To get back at them all
rosier: what is it?
rosier: and do i have to?
rosier: can’t you find someone else to do your dirty work?
Severus: You’re guaranteed because you can’t refuse.
Severus: You’re less likely to disappoint me if you have something to lose.
rosier: did i ever mention i hate you ?
Severus: I know you're gay for Crouch.
rosier: what
Severus: I’m not stupid. You two were involved.
Severus: And as disgusting as I find that, we will use that against him.
rosier: no
Severus: And stop talking to Meadowes, it makes you look less loyal to me.
rosier: i have no other choice but to be loyal to you
Severus: And that will never change.
rosier: go fuck yourself
Severus: Be careful what you say to me, Rosier.
Severus: I can make things very difficult for you.
Severus: Here is the plan:
dorcatron + crouch:
crouch: do you wanna watch the next episode of gossip girl tonight?
dorcatron: oh i can’t sorry
crouch: why not?
crouch: i saw you sat reading a minute ago
crouch: you’re clearly not busy
dorcatron: i have plans thank you very much
crouch: with marlene?
dorcatron: yes
crouch: couples destroying my life once again
dorcatron: sorry bout it :)
mckiddin + crouch:
crouch: fuck you btw
mckiddin: rude
crouch: stop stealing dorcas from me
mckiddin: she is my girlfriend
crouch: i was planning on a gossip girl marathon tonight but you ruined it
mckiddin: how did i ruin it?
crouch: wdym how?
mckiddin: dorcas said she was busy tonight
mckiddin: i’m assuming she meant with you?
crouch: oh
crouch: yes aha i must have gotten confused
mckiddin: okay…
crouch: anyways bye!
mckiddin: bye?
crouch + dorcatron:
crouch: you lied
dorcatron: what?
crouch: you don’t have plans with marlene
crouch: she said you told her you have plans
crouch: what the fuck are you up to
dorcatron: i need to get better at lying
dorcatron: don’t tell marlene
crouch: tell me where you’re going and i won’t tell her
dorcatron: i can’t
crouch: are you going to see someone?
crouch: are you cheating on marlene?
dorcatron: no what i would never
dorcatron: i am going to see someone
dorcatron: but i can’t tell you who or why
crouch: that just makes me want to know more
crouch: i’m an understanding guy you know
dorcatron: you’re not going to let this go are you?
crouch: i will literally follow you wherever you go until you tell me
dorcatron: you can’t tell anyone, okay?
crouch: cross my heart, hope to die
dorcatron: it’s evan
crouch: what
dorcatron: i’m trying to help him
crouch: why tf would you help him?
crouch: he’s just as bad as snape
dorcatron: no he’s not
dorcatron: and you know he's not
dorcatron: merlin i shouldn’t have told you
crouch: what do you know?
dorcatron: you can’t follow me, okay?
dorcatron: i’m making progress and you’ll ruin it all
crouch: ouch
dorcatron: no not like that
dorcatron: he’s soft for you
crouch: no he’s not
crouch: and i don’t care anyways
crouch: i hate him
dorcatron: no you don’t
crouch: fuck you dorks don’t tell me what i feel
dorcatron: snape’s blackmailing him, okay?
dorcatron: i really shouldn’t be telling you this but fuck it
dorcatron: i’m trying to find out what snape has on him so i can help him
crouch: why would you want to help him?
dorcatron: why did reg want to help you?
crouch: don’t compare me to him
dorcatron: you did bad things, barty
dorcatron: you didn’t like doing them but you did
dorcatron: why?
crouch: don’t spin this around on me
dorcatron: i’m going to help him and you’re going to stay far away, okay?
crouch: fine.
crouch: the last thing i want is to be involved in this anyways.